This is one of the funniest posts I have read on here. Especially with the "send more free games" ending, great stuff.
I have heard this before. NO MORE TAXES... But don't decrease my social security or school benefits and give me free stuff that I deserve.
I'm sure Google will cease running their business per your request right away and focus on making free games for you. Would you like MS to send over a few hundred developers to whip you up some free stuff as well?