Duration: 3 months contract to hire (Hiring salary 80K to 110K, depending on qualifications)
Rate: $ 45.50 per hour all inclusive on W2 basis during the contract period
Required Skills: A minimum of 7 years directly related experience and a 4-year degree in a related field. Non-degreed applicants must have a minimum of 11 years directly related experience/education. Required experience includes Windows system administration, in depth knowledge of Microsoft Windows Server 2003 and Clustering Services, Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server, and Microsoft Exchange 2000.
Desired: Experience implementing and maintaining a unified messaging/voice mail system using Unity/Exchange 2000; knowledge of Windows security, Microsoft IIS, and Microsoft SQL Server; experience with HP Insight Manager and HP Rapid Deployment Pack and Solaris/Linux/Unix system Administration
Senior System Administrator for Windows based servers at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, CA. Duties include deploying and administering various COTS products and software applications in a Windows server environment, and implementing and maintaining voice mail system using Microsoft Exchange 2000. Share Windows knowledge with system administration team members.
I left out their contact information if anyone is interested in this.. not that ya'll are computer nerds or something.
Every now and then a certain headhunter I know sends me things he thinks I might be interested in.
I'm asked to pass it along to others if I'm not interested.
Every now and then a certain headhunter I know sends me things he thinks I might be interested in.
I'm asked to pass it along to others if I'm not interested.
Really thats very cool... at least to me.
You don't mind me asking what you do now, unless you mind then forget I asked.
That kind of work is normally found in house as its need to know for one thing.
Not too many peeps understand the direct application of the software to the task coming in from the outside in fact as it says 11 years is a baseline just to have the gearing to apply for the task.
However that did not stop Monks from writing whole books even if the other monks did not know what was directly written on the other pages by their fellow scribes.
Its ok Tom the only high tech room you have ever entered into contained ceramic's but it was in the form of round toilet bowels and not anything to do with wafer fab or design of electronic components.
Let me know when your wellspring of microelectronics bursts from your pasty white Neanderthal chest.
Of course it will take you 25 years to even catch up to me and by then the booze will have taken your worthless life
Tom the imposter on Tom's hardware forum somehow makes him a little.....lol
More please Coco. Did I just spy you use an apostrophe, twice? I'll give you the night off if you can tell me which of them is correct. Now back on your mini tricycle and honk your comedy nose some more for me.
Don't get on the wrong side of Coco. He'll use his use his survivalonemanultimateforcefightingmachine skills on you. You won't see him coming but you'll know you've bit hit son.
I employ both said bitches in various toilets. Someone has to earn a crust in their household. With the rise of shows like Jackass, the demand for the traditional clown, such as Coco, is falling.
Hell, I used to see em hanging out in the bus depot restroom, giving blowjobs for $2. Last I heard, his mom was trading em at the nursing home for bowls of banana pudding. Hope she's still around.
Duration: 3 months contract to hire – (Hiring salary – 80K to 110K, depending on qualifications)
Rate: $ 45.50 per hour all inclusive on W2 basis during the contract period
Required Skills: A minimum of 7 years directly related experience and a 4-year degree in a related field. Non-degreed applicants must have a minimum of 11 years directly related experience/education. Required experience includes Windows system administration, in depth knowledge of Microsoft Windows Server 2003 and Clustering Services, Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server, and Microsoft Exchange 2000.
Desired: Experience implementing and maintaining a unified messaging/voice mail system using Unity/Exchange 2000; knowledge of Windows security, Microsoft IIS, and Microsoft SQL Server; experience with HP Insight Manager and HP Rapid Deployment Pack and Solaris/Linux/Unix system Administration
Senior System Administrator for Windows based servers at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, CA. Duties include deploying and administering various COTS products and software applications in a Windows server environment, and implementing and maintaining voice mail system using Microsoft Exchange 2000. Share Windows knowledge with system administration team members.
I left out their contact information if anyone is interested in this.. not that ya'll are computer nerds or something.
I am completely unqualified for that role - completely!
I don't think theres a role you would be qualified for.[/tomsmart]
Ah, hang on a sec there Guv, I'd say I have all the qualifications necessary to be an apspiring boozing porn actor on the streets of Hollywood ready to pork any sheila who's a ex-smut-star directing her 50th toilet-bowl movie. [/BomberBill 2]
I don't think theres a role you would be qualified for.[/tomsmart]
Well guv, I'm damn sure to be qualified for a role as your understudy on the good, Scouser governed, streets of Liverpool: drinks copious amounts of grog, loves British serving wenches, enjoys football and seeing Liverpool knock-off Italian football teams; and is willing to be involved in all sorts of unsavoury and unscrupulous ventures. [BomberBill 3]
Every now and then a certain headhunter I know sends me things he thinks I might be interested in.
I'm asked to pass it along to others if I'm not interested.
Really thats very cool... at least to me.
You don't mind me asking what you do now, unless you mind then forget I asked.
Current position is Network Analyst.. Ideally, I'll eventually move up to Windows Administrator or Network Administration.
I've been moving up the chain fairly fast since I'm young and I've had work experience most people don't see until 10-15 years in the business.
Along with that, I'm young enough that I can devote more time to learning the systems and I believe I'm fairly well off at adapting to others. As SoD mentioned, it'll take years to get a baseline of what's going on there.. I've been at my current job for 2 years and I would say I'm at about 80% of what the others are doing, mainly because training isn't feasible in resolved random issues or one-time problems.
This position I'm in now pays well, I travel, and do enjoy parts of it.. is boring and lacks personal interaction. Seriously, if one person stops by during the day, it's all I'll have talked to someone from work. We all sit in our offices and work on problems.. or I type in forums a lot. heh
This is Riser. Snapped from the notice board in the secretarial pool notice board and headed 'beware'
Some additional info.
Riser lives with his mum, who also dresses him, styles his hair and buys his clothes. He's highly intelligent, scared of spiders and has the social skills of a serial killer. The closest he's got to a woman is Lara Croft, and he struggles to communicate with anything that doesn't have a keyboard.
If Lara really loved you, you wouldn't need the patch. You see how I done that? Did you? Instead of just giving it to you straight and shattering your delusions about Lara being real. I played along with your fantasy in an attempt to lure you away from the world in your head and back to reality. One day you will thank me.
This is Riser. Snapped from the notice board in the secretarial pool notice board and headed 'beware'
Some additional info.
Riser lives with his mum, who also dresses him, styles his hair and buys his clothes. He's highly intelligent, scared of spiders and has the social skills of a serial killer. The closest he's got to a woman is Lara Croft, and he struggles to communicate with anything that doesn't have a keyboard.
:mrgreen: :x
I only just caught this; fock me thats funny. That is just sensational!
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