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Just replace your stats with:

"Hey, I'm a dumbfock! A truly pathetic tool!"

Then, go take a swandive into a volcano. Thanks.

Smallco[i][/i]ck syndrome...

Well by looking at my specs in my signature right now you can clearly see my PC is not uber and I spent the bare minimum on it to achieve decent gaming. Sorry for providing a thread for people that get their tough guy feeling off flaming someone for posting a completely harmless offer/request hoping to find someone who wanted to help and possibly help someone on the way.

I guess you guys are right, it is totally rediculous for someone to show other what they use and how their PC relates to their knowledge regarding certain hardware items if a question were to be asked about something they are currently running. Tomorrow I am going to call the newspaper and radio station and request they don't share my batting avg/ERA when I am hitting or pitching during a game, I don't want to make anyone think I am trying to show off.

I am glad you all replied, it was totally worth your time.

Mate, thats right, continue with that attitude in life and see how many "home runs" you hit - to continue, of course, with your use of the baseball vernacular.

Read the sticky, did you? Nah, I didnt think so; its all up there in plain English so do yourself a favor and take the less than 5 mins required to get a few pointers on the ground rules of the joint.

Otherwise - if you were to think a little first - then you may just enjoy the basement and all its funky offerings.

Yes, listen to the bomber, Mr. Oh-so-sensitive. He's smarter than he looks. I'll send your mother home shortly so she can make you some chicken soup and kiss your boo-boo and make it all better.

The bar's pretty low for him, no doubt. Practically resting on the ground.

If he replaces his stats with his address, maybe we could work something out. I'm betting that even ole RC could work him over.

I know you can do it, Check his IP. I'm betting a whois will reveal the tool is posting from a loony bin somewhere.

No, Auburn University...

Uh, no... Your wife did...

Um... this is our forum down here... so you probably won't.

She did say she was looking for a new place to take a big dump. I hope you brushed your teeth thoroughly afterwards. And used pretty much a whole bottle of Scope.

Damn, that's pretty accurate. It still doubles as a darkroom sometimes, too. Straight from subject matter to developing, to print.

I'd develop one hell of a total seat ass-ring, though. You totally neglected to mention a beer fridge. I'm rather disappointed in you, grasshopper.

Hmm.....I think I may have just inspired myself.