LOTS F/S - buy happiness now - side effects include sadness

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mrpg

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PRICES ARE SHIPPED, i'll be adding more stuff- cleaning house. Buy my stuff because I care about you!

ebay: misterpg / heat: mrpg

LAPTOP'ISH
IBM Thinkpad 380ED, Type 2635 $50
(Pentium 133, 2.1G HD, 16M Ram, 10" LCD, Floppy/8x CDrom, Power, No Battery)

COOLING'ISH
BlackIce eXtreme 120 Rad w/ static 1/2" OD barbs $20 NEW
2x MCW5000™ series Water Blocks $20ea NEW
Zalman ZM80D-HP VGA Heatpipe Cooler with ZM-OP1 Fan $15
Cooler Master 120mm Silent Fan+3pin fan connectr - Model PL12s12L $5
Cooler Master 120mm Silent Fan+4pin molexY connectr - Model PL12s12L $5

STORAGE'ISH
LSI MEGARAID 320-2 2CH U320 64MB w/ Battery $140
Compaq 15/30GB DLT SCSI Backup Drive + 1 15/30 Tape $20
Maxtor D540X-4K 80.0GB $30
Promise Ultra100 TX2 Storage controller ATA100 200 MBps PCI $30 NEW

PERSONAL BEAUTY'ISH
Anti-aging Kitchen Tap Water enfused with Galactic Pyramid Power $3

NETWORKING'ISH
3Com Megahurts 10/100 CardBus PC Card with Xjack Connector $3
Xircon XE2000 10/100 PC Card $3
Cisco 2509 Router $100

HOME A/V'ISH
JVC XV-SA70 DVD/SVD/MP3 Progressive Scan Player $15
RCA DirecTV receiver w/ Card and Remote (model DRD430RGA) $5
RCA DirecTV receiver w/ Card and Remote (model DRD430RGA) $10 NEW

OTHER'ISH
PS Fragrances $20 NEW
+Fine Cologne Spray/Cologne Vaporisateur 4FLoz 120ml
+Fine Deodorant 2.5FLoz 71g
+After Shave/Apres Rasage 4FLoz 120ml
Digtal Large LED Alarm Desk/Wall clock with Calender & Temps $3
Pathmark brand Peanut Butter $3
 

HYST3R

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Anti-aging Kitchen Tap Water enfused with Galactic Pyramid Power $3


are you really selling tap water?



Water Cooling:
Dragon Master fluid for water cooling systems infused with uber pwnage USD $30

a must for all dragon masters!
 

mrpg

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no man, its not just tap water.... its enfused with galactic pyramid power, thats like pyramids in outer space man.

Thats like saying a ferrari is just a stearing wheel, or a tiger is just a battery pack.

If you've never heard of/or dont believe in galactic pyramid power, thats fine because you're going to hell... but no need to persecute me.

Dragon master fluid is overrated btw and i should know because I've never heard of it. Also no socket-A boards.
 
If you've never heard of/or dont believe in galactic pyramid power, thats fine because you're going to hell... but no need to persecute me.

Dragon master fluid is overrated btw and i should know because I've never heard of it. Also no socket-A boards.


ROFL....

Hook me up. where do i send you 3 bucks. and how much do i get?
 

mrpg

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good for you brother- you journy to happiness begins now!

paypal me at paul d0t gx @t gmail d0t c0m

you'll get about 2 ounces which is enough to kill a elephant, because too much happiness causes bleeding in the heart... but i think you should be ok.
 

mrpg

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You telling me im as fat as an elephent with higher drug resistance presumably from years of cocain usage?

Now I dont want any thank you very much.
You are soo very evil and impolite.

I'm not evil, how can I be evil when I sell Galactic pyramid enfused things? You know something, today I made some jelly cream and I wish i hadn't because it'll be the death of my soul.

I hope you're happy Comptia !!
 
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