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PERFECT!!!!

Frame it, sticky it, and we are done...

Well, maybe

No computer talk, you WILL be insulted, just go away....

Reply to JustPlainJef
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It'll do. Stickied.

We can finetune it here as it goes along. Please keep responses short as well or it will confuse newbies.

Reply to BigMac

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, we are assholes.
No, we won't answer your computer questions.
Yes, we would be happy to insult you.
No, we don't want you here.

If you choose to stay, please bend over, and remember said rules.

Reply to JustPlainJef

I personally am intollerant of anyone who disagrees with anything I say... Unless I don't hate you... But if you must read this I probibly do...Hate you that is.

I will curse,flame broil & belittle n00bz with stupid questions (or good questions if I hate you)... I'll leave the butt rapeage to Wingy (as he enjoys it so).

I think WW's allways been jealous of Wingys personal sticky & has forever wanted his handle as "Author" of a sticky :P

Reply to AilingBlackLab

*prepares to get horribly slayed*

So, I have a question for all of you (or at least the ones in this thread): What defines a n00b? Where is that fine line that separates n00bs from the rest of the people?

Reply to Multiplectic

A noob puts his computer stats as a sig...

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Fine, that's a start (but I rather consider myself proud of what I could get and build).
Anything else? :?:

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:

Reply to Multiplectic
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What defines a n00b? Where is that fine line that separates n00bs from the rest of the people?

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:



If you perceive the stupidity of this question, there's a chance you'll be able to stop being a noob someday.

Reply to BigMac
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Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................

Reply to _WW_

Quote :

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:



If you perceive the stupidity of this question, there's a chance you'll be able to stop being a noob someday.

First - It's not a question... Do you see any question marks? Like this? ---> "?"
Second - I perceive sarcasm in that sentence, not stupidity.

Reply to Multiplectic
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...perceive this:
[G]DIE NEWBIE DIE!!![/G]

Reply to _WW_

Quote :

Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................



Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

...perceive this:
[G]DIE NEWBIE DIE!!![/G]



That's all you can say? I expected a little bit more of information.

Reply to Multiplectic

Once you read through the entire archive and then have about 5000k posts in the other section, then you might become a member down here... otherwise you're a noob.

Reply to Yahiko81

It will take a life to read all of that. But finally someone gives me useful information. "After 5000 posts" (I hope you meant 5000, because 5000k would be 5000000 :tongue: )... I've got a long road to walk, then...

See you in 5000 posts. :!:

Reply to Multiplectic

No I meant 5000k posts.

And before you start whining about us not having that many just remember that we're grandfathered in. :D

Reply to Yahiko81

Quote :

Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.


Wow. You're starting to catch on to the definition. Congratulations. Are you doing this all by yourself, ass nugget?

Reply to Auburn9698
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[quote="Multiplectic"]

Quote :


First - It's not a question... Do you see any question marks? Like this? ---> "?"
Second - I perceive sarcasm in that sentence, not stupidity.



First - check again (my post), I definitely see a question mark (now).

Second - you have a problem with your perception skills, the stupidity is in the question, the sarcasm wasn't anywhere but in your head. I was dead serious and without sarcasm (for a change).

Reply to BigMac

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Wow. You're starting to catch on to the definition. Congratulations. Are you doing this all by yourself, ass nugget?



Yes. I am.

Reply to Multiplectic

Nice "FanBoy" avitar by the way...Yet another warning sign of a n00b that will remain so eternally.

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Quote :

Second - you have a problem with your perception skills, the stupidity is in the question, the sarcasm wasn't anywhere but in your head. I was dead serious and without sarcasm (for a change).



At least I wrote it with sarcasm. It seems it didn't worked out.

Reply to Multiplectic

I'll make it simple. You have to come down here and be ridiculed, raped, tormented, laughed at and left for dead (and Wingy)... If you take your lumps and learn how things work down here, then you're in. If you complain that you don't like it down here and we are a bunch of as[b][/b]sholes, then just fcuking leave now...

There's no timeframe, there's no magic number of posts (see SoD), it just happens, and you have to wait for it.

Personally, I think you are on your way... But we will see what happens.

Reply to JustPlainJef

Well, at least, I'm not complaining... And I've come here with an open mind. I'm sort of eager to learn, somehow.

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

Nice "FanBoy" avitar by the way...Yet another warning sign of a n00b that will remain so eternally.



I like my avitar. In fact, I like the logo, not necessarily what it means.

Reply to Multiplectic

So you like shiny buttons?

Reply to Yahiko81

Spell checked by a n00b fanboy... how embarrassing :oops:

How is it you avoided being slaughtered on the streets of Buenos Aires any how???

Reply to AilingBlackLab

If you like to call it like that, yes, I like shiny buttons.

Reply to Multiplectic

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How is it you avoided being slaughtered on the streets of Buenos Aires any how???



Ummm, because I don't live in Buenos Aires (did you see my location?).

Reply to Multiplectic

I wonder if he's figuered out yet that the moderators won't let him post in any other threads in this section?

Reply to Yahiko81

So be it. I think I will have to earn it.

Reply to Multiplectic

We were hoping the mods would to ban you to one thread...

Reply to JustPlainJef
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Do you like women with Big Tits?
Do you like women with Big Ass?
Do you like women with Big Tits and Big Ass?

Me
I like my Tits and Ass in proportion. Big Proportions.

Reply to zpyrd

Those are questions with obvious answers. 8)
I was suscribed to Playboy, but it got rather expensive, and I was forced to drop it. :cry:

Reply to Multiplectic

So now he steals Swank from his neighbors mailbox :D

Reply to AilingBlackLab

What? Would you prefer I steal it from yours?

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................



Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.

Yes, but you started out SUCKING and will most likely end up the same way.

Reply to mozzartusm

Expensive??? It's like $15 or $20 a year!

Reply to JustPlainJef

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Expensive??? It's like $15 or $20 a year!



It's not the same thing here where I live. In U$S, is higher. Besides that, the conversion here is 1 U$S = $3 (argentinian).
So, it climbed to ~$100, and (sadly) my budget has other priorities.

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

Yes, but you started out SUCKING and will most likely end up the same way.



I'll bet you started sucking also. (If not, how your mother breast-fed you? :roll: )

Reply to Multiplectic

Judging by appearance alone, he looks like he was co[b][/b]ck-fed.

Reply to WingDing

Quote :

Judging by appearance alone, he looks like he was co[b][/b]ck-fed.



I couldn't know, I haven't seen any pictures of him (neither I want to). :roll:


------
edit: Ooohhh, $hit! I forgot! :roll:

Quote :

Standard Wingding Warning

1. Do not speak to the Wingding
2. Do not approach the Wingding
3. Do not feed the Wingding
4. Do not bend over near the Wingding
5. Do not smell the Wingding
6. Do not reply to the Wingding
7. Do not accept anything from the Wingding

Reply to Multiplectic

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No computer talk...just go away.

We need to perfect our slogan, and sticky / lock it... One post to read, then move on...

Come on guys, get thinkin... I think the above is perfect for the bottom line...

Blah blah piss off Blah blah insulted Blah blah n00b Blah blah body-cavity search Blah blah Auburn loves Wingding Blah blah FOAD blah blah if you have to ask you don't get it blah blah....

No computer talk...just go away.

Reply to JustPlainJef

Quote :



No computer talk...just go away.



And Jef talks like Lyle , The Effemenite Heterosexual....

Reply to AilingBlackLab

...*lumbers towards victim, massive erection throbbing in anticipation*...

Reply to WingDing
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I thought you were never going to...err..come.

Reply to _WW_

Careful. I am only 3,000 miles away, and my ejaculations can be spectacular.

Reply to WingDing

I should be getting ready... *pulls out his favourite kitchen knife*

Reply to Multiplectic
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