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JustPlainJef   08-07-2006 at 03:06:12 PM
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PERFECT!!!!

Frame it, sticky it, and we are done...

Well, maybe

No computer talk, you WILL be insulted, just go away....

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BigMac   08-07-2006 at 03:11:37 PM
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It'll do. Stickied.

We can finetune it here as it goes along. Please keep responses short as well or it will confuse newbies.

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JustPlainJef   08-07-2006 at 05:51:10 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, we are assholes.
No, we won't answer your computer questions.
Yes, we would be happy to insult you.
No, we don't want you here.

If you choose to stay, please bend over, and remember said rules.

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AilingBlackLab   08-07-2006 at 06:03:25 PM
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I personally am intollerant of anyone who disagrees with anything I say... Unless I don't hate you... But if you must read this I probibly do...Hate you that is.

I will curse,flame broil & belittle n00bz with stupid questions (or good questions if I hate you)... I'll leave the butt rapeage to Wingy (as he enjoys it so).

I think WW's allways been jealous of Wingys personal sticky & has forever wanted his handle as "Author" of a sticky :P

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 01:21:54 AM
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*prepares to get horribly slayed*

So, I have a question for all of you (or at least the ones in this thread): What defines a n00b? Where is that fine line that separates n00bs from the rest of the people?

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KingLoftusXII   08-09-2006 at 03:15:11 AM
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A noob puts his computer stats as a sig...

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 05:54:48 AM
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Fine, that's a start (but I rather consider myself proud of what I could get and build).
Anything else? :?:

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:

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BigMac   08-09-2006 at 08:54:32 AM
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What defines a n00b? Where is that fine line that separates n00bs from the rest of the people?

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:



If you perceive the stupidity of this question, there's a chance you'll be able to stop being a noob someday.

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_WW_   08-09-2006 at 02:18:59 PM
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Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 02:40:30 PM
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Quote :

EDIT: Because I'd really like to know, so I could stop being a noob someday... :wink:



If you perceive the stupidity of this question, there's a chance you'll be able to stop being a noob someday.

First - It's not a question... Do you see any question marks? Like this? ---> "?"
Second - I perceive sarcasm in that sentence, not stupidity.

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_WW_   08-09-2006 at 02:43:29 PM
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...perceive this:
[G]DIE NEWBIE DIE!!![/G]

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 02:47:38 PM
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Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................



Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 02:50:14 PM
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...perceive this:
[G]DIE NEWBIE DIE!!![/G]



That's all you can say? I expected a little bit more of information.

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Yahiko81   08-09-2006 at 02:57:13 PM
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Once you read through the entire archive and then have about 5000k posts in the other section, then you might become a member down here... otherwise you're a noob.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 03:06:21 PM
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It will take a life to read all of that. But finally someone gives me useful information. "After 5000 posts" (I hope you meant 5000, because 5000k would be 5000000 :tongue: )... I've got a long road to walk, then...

See you in 5000 posts. :!:

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Yahiko81   08-09-2006 at 03:14:20 PM
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No I meant 5000k posts.

And before you start whining about us not having that many just remember that we're grandfathered in. :D

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Auburn9698   08-09-2006 at 03:45:13 PM
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Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.


Wow. You're starting to catch on to the definition. Congratulations. Are you doing this all by yourself, ass nugget?

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BigMac   08-09-2006 at 03:52:58 PM
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[quote="Multiplectic"]

Quote :


First - It's not a question... Do you see any question marks? Like this? ---> "?"
Second - I perceive sarcasm in that sentence, not stupidity.



First - check again (my post), I definitely see a question mark (now).

Second - you have a problem with your perception skills, the stupidity is in the question, the sarcasm wasn't anywhere but in your head. I was dead serious and without sarcasm (for a change).

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 05:25:36 PM
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Wow. You're starting to catch on to the definition. Congratulations. Are you doing this all by yourself, ass nugget?



Yes. I am.

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AilingBlackLab   08-09-2006 at 05:30:22 PM
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Nice "FanBoy" avitar by the way...Yet another warning sign of a n00b that will remain so eternally.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 05:45:01 PM
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Second - you have a problem with your perception skills, the stupidity is in the question, the sarcasm wasn't anywhere but in your head. I was dead serious and without sarcasm (for a change).



At least I wrote it with sarcasm. It seems it didn't worked out.

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JustPlainJef   08-09-2006 at 06:20:59 PM
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I'll make it simple. You have to come down here and be ridiculed, raped, tormented, laughed at and left for dead (and Wingy)... If you take your lumps and learn how things work down here, then you're in. If you complain that you don't like it down here and we are a bunch of as[b][/b]sholes, then just fcuking leave now...

There's no timeframe, there's no magic number of posts (see SoD), it just happens, and you have to wait for it.

Personally, I think you are on your way... But we will see what happens.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 06:32:22 PM
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Well, at least, I'm not complaining... And I've come here with an open mind. I'm sort of eager to learn, somehow.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 06:35:07 PM
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Nice "FanBoy" avitar by the way...Yet another warning sign of a n00b that will remain so eternally.



I like my avitar. In fact, I like the logo, not necessarily what it means.

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Yahiko81   08-09-2006 at 06:47:17 PM
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So you like shiny buttons?

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AilingBlackLab   08-09-2006 at 06:56:53 PM
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Spell checked by a n00b fanboy... how embarrassing :oops:

How is it you avoided being slaughtered on the streets of Buenos Aires any how???

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 06:57:44 PM
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If you like to call it like that, yes, I like shiny buttons.

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 06:59:26 PM
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How is it you avoided being slaughtered on the streets of Buenos Aires any how???



Ummm, because I don't live in Buenos Aires (did you see my location?).

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Yahiko81   08-09-2006 at 07:03:01 PM
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I wonder if he's figuered out yet that the moderators won't let him post in any other threads in this section?

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Multiplectic   08-09-2006 at 07:14:37 PM
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So be it. I think I will have to earn it.

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JustPlainJef   08-09-2006 at 08:34:45 PM
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We were hoping the mods would to ban you to one thread...

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zpyrd   08-10-2006 at 03:43:09 AM
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Do you like women with Big Tits?
Do you like women with Big Ass?
Do you like women with Big Tits and Big Ass?

Me
I like my Tits and Ass in proportion. Big Proportions.

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Multiplectic   08-10-2006 at 03:49:22 AM
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Those are questions with obvious answers. 8)
I was suscribed to Playboy, but it got rather expensive, and I was forced to drop it. :cry:

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AilingBlackLab   08-10-2006 at 04:54:14 AM
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So now he steals Swank from his neighbors mailbox :D

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Multiplectic   08-10-2006 at 05:07:02 AM
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What? Would you prefer I steal it from yours?

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mozzartusm   08-10-2006 at 07:38:39 AM
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Dude...if we ain't seen you down here in the basement, you a nOOb.
........................................The End........................................



Ummm, everyone starts somewhere sometime.

Yes, but you started out SUCKING and will most likely end up the same way.

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JustPlainJef   08-10-2006 at 11:14:58 AM
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Expensive??? It's like $15 or $20 a year!

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Multiplectic   08-10-2006 at 01:42:25 PM
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Expensive??? It's like $15 or $20 a year!



It's not the same thing here where I live. In U$S, is higher. Besides that, the conversion here is 1 U$S = $3 (argentinian).
So, it climbed to ~$100, and (sadly) my budget has other priorities.

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Multiplectic   08-10-2006 at 01:44:03 PM
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Yes, but you started out SUCKING and will most likely end up the same way.



I'll bet you started sucking also. (If not, how your mother breast-fed you? :roll: )

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WingDing   08-10-2006 at 01:48:30 PM
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Judging by appearance alone, he looks like he was co[b][/b]ck-fed.

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Multiplectic   08-10-2006 at 07:23:35 PM
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Judging by appearance alone, he looks like he was co[b][/b]ck-fed.



I couldn't know, I haven't seen any pictures of him (neither I want to). :roll:


------
edit: Ooohhh, $hit! I forgot! :roll:

Quote :

Standard Wingding Warning

1. Do not speak to the Wingding
2. Do not approach the Wingding
3. Do not feed the Wingding
4. Do not bend over near the Wingding
5. Do not smell the Wingding
6. Do not reply to the Wingding
7. Do not accept anything from the Wingding

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JustPlainJef   08-10-2006 at 10:51:16 PM
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No computer talk...just go away.

We need to perfect our slogan, and sticky / lock it... One post to read, then move on...

Come on guys, get thinkin... I think the above is perfect for the bottom line...

Blah blah piss off Blah blah insulted Blah blah n00b Blah blah body-cavity search Blah blah Auburn loves Wingding Blah blah FOAD blah blah if you have to ask you don't get it blah blah....

No computer talk...just go away.

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AilingBlackLab   08-11-2006 at 12:22:06 AM
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No computer talk...just go away.



And Jef talks like Lyle , The Effemenite Heterosexual....

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WingDing   08-11-2006 at 02:32:04 AM
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...*lumbers towards victim, massive erection throbbing in anticipation*...

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_WW_   08-11-2006 at 02:37:30 AM
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I thought you were never going to...err..come.

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WingDing   08-11-2006 at 02:52:53 AM
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Careful. I am only 3,000 miles away, and my ejaculations can be spectacular.

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Multiplectic   08-11-2006 at 03:19:29 AM
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I should be getting ready... *pulls out his favourite kitchen knife*

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