Meat

MMmmmm, left over pork chops and mashed potatos for lunch...

Actually, I did have applesauce, but I don't really associate pork chops with applesauce... I just looked in the cabinet for a fruit cup or similar, to snack on... I saw some applasauce, so I grabbed it...

I do too...


(I almost said "And I really like meat", but then realized that it wouldn't go over well... But I do like chunks of meat grilled over an open flame...)

MMmmm, leftover NY strip for lunch.

See that square lookin thing in the kitchen? Ya.. that one with the circle things on the top.

That's a stove You can cook yummy deliscious meals on it! Then pack up what's left, and put it in the large rectangle thing that's cold on the inside. That's the fridge.

Take the yummy deliscious things to work the next day and make everyone drool at your 1337 cooking skillz!

AYWF for lunch & cold Coors beer after!!!!!!

A square lookin' thing in the kitchen with circles on top? Huh?

OOOHHH!!! You mean the thing that women are supposed to use daily? Give yahiko a little slack. We fellas don't have any experience with those.

Best way to get a woman to go down on you is to cook her a amazing meal. Do I gotta teach you guys everything?

Thanks for the advice, but all I have to do is ask. And when I want to serve a nice meal, since I'm a guy, I use this round thing on the back porch that I put charcoal in. It's called a grill. Do I have to teach you everything?

That works well, too.

Damn, we do have to teach this girl everything.

lmao!

I'm always willing to learn more

TEACH ME THE WAYS!

Yes. If I come up for a week, will you teach me all kinds of...interesting stuff?

Jef, you're supposed to teach her. tsk tsk. I was going to put you on point for this assignment. Don't make me have to give it over to riser. Can you handle this mission?

Jef does need cheez to show him a man has sex with a vagina. He's only used to having sex with dudes' asses so far. *retches*

What's wrong with laying there and letting her have her way with me???

I could teach her a TON of stuff as well...

She teaches me, then I teach her... It gives me an excuse to go back!

She may prefer more than a corpse in her bed. I'm sure wingy's not picky at all, but cheez may like a little more life. Maybe if you layed on the washer... she'd like that.

Good to know you plan to show a little enthusiasm.

I wonder if Jef's fingers get stuck in his hair while he's caressing richies head.

Oh don't worry it was a fleeting thought. Really it was just the richard simmons comment... that damn guy and his bald yet curly head. I just know that when you run your hand through certain types of curly hair it can be a disaster. I prefer Victoria Silvstedt to carmen electra.

...and this thread started off with such great potential...

Quite distracting isn't it.

eh it's ok. I've got some chicken strips for lunch today.

you folks in canadia sure eat weird things.

Noodles are made from dried strings of my filthly gonad-gunk.

^^^ Why I'm not a noodle man.

And I avoid fried rice. I don't want to know what you've done to it.

Mike.