Help me help you get me a guitar

[G] DIE NEWBIE DIE!!!! [/G]

Ewwwww! Coors puke! 8O

Coors beer won't let the gas build up beyond a certain point........ Hence:
*Belch* [sorry]

There are none.... Music stores are already in such high competition The price marked is what you get in most cases... Sure there's a 200% mark up,so they can run 50% off sales & still make a killing.
Prices on used gear are usually set by the previous owner & are there on consingment...You can't haggle used gear & you can't haggle new gear unless you plan to spend a grand or better...

Now that I'm done being nice What the fcuk does a n00b asshoyle need with a Floydd when you probibly can't tune an axe with a standard bridge??... Seriously pal spend $99 on a Kramer focus & learn how to play the fcukin' thing before you go fcukin' around with an exotic trem set up...I got 30+ years under my belt.. I know what the fook I'm talking about... Besides now-a-days That shit you young turks call music is all drop D tuning which makes a Trem almost useless The low E slaps around & makes a chit-load of un-wanted noise.

I may have mis-read your music taste but the only need for a Floydd is Shreadin' & if your just starting now you won't progress to the point that its useful for another 2 or 3 years... Spend the saved cash on some lessons...And don't be an as[b][/b]shole just to look cool & sling the dam thing below your belt... Repetitive stress injurys are most common from shitheads wearing their axe too dam low.

And now for the benefit of the rest of this forums members.

[Die][poser][Kurt Cobain wannabe] [n00b c[b][/b]ock sucker][/Kurt Cobain wannabe][/poser][/Die]

He's too busy trying to hide his pecker & nut sack behind the skinny string & wondering why the eye-patch dosen't cover his bung hole. :?

100% correct... I stick to Radius adjustable hard tails (Hard tail strat Knock offs)
My current fav is a $350.00 Ibanez Js 600 hard tail... Odd thing is they made less than 1000 so in another 10 yr's who knows..collectors item..Its a 94' btw...Too bad its a bolt on but the neck joints tighter than a catholic virgin at her communion.

11-16 in the U.S. depending on weather you went to Catholic school full time or just sunday school...

And 16 bleeds for 7 days just like the rest of em.

Were you one of those that ran Jerry Lee Lewis off the Islands?? 8)

She doesn't look all that satisfied in the pictures.

She aged well in her coffin though.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Foot in mouth yet again....How can an Ebony or Rose wood fingerboard be attached to a maple neck any way other than glueing....Its done the same way on a $5,000 Les Paul Black Beauty as it is on a $200 Epiphone.... You got robbed...Oddly enough I own a 1971 "Hagstrom" II (Kings neck with patented expander streacher!!!) A 1984 Kramer XLIII (Strat Knock off..But Made in the Kramer Shack In Neptune N.J. U.S.A. Hooray!!! ... Have owned several Strats, Ibanez, And an (Unknown year) Rickenbacker 480 (Same body style as 4000 series bases "Geddy Lees 80's Bass) and you know what.... every one of them had the fretboard glued on!!!!

Stop talking ... you'll sound smarter....

The Jerry Horton "Pappa Roach" signiture modle of which he speaks is a Schecter "Tempest" with a 3 Ply maple /mahogany/maple neck construction with... a rose wood finger board!!!

Schecter Tempest

Check the spec's bub.


Edit Oh & btw... find me a link to Any Schecter with an integrated fingerboard....I wanna see it & the balls in your court...

Thanks for the helpful replies. Some of you keep busting my balls.

Jerry's guitar is based on the Schecter C1 I believe.

What's the best way of connecting an electric guitar to a PC in order to use those software amp modellers? If I go midi, do I really need a midi pickup?

Are there others, simpler ways?

So, I connect the guitar to the mini amp and the amp to the soundcard using the line-in port? Won't the amp distort the sound? Don't I want to maintain a clean sound going into the software amp?

*points to avatar*

Being married, the size has been rendered irrelevant.


*sighs*

As long as she's sleeping.

Or dead.

I'd prefer her to be bloated and liquifying.

That would only work after the body has decomposed so badly that it's practiclly unrecognisable as human. Now that's a real turn-on.

In terms of latency, which is the prefered port to connect too: usb, midi, firewire, etc?

What does it matter? I have no respect for computer musicians. If you have talent you don't need a computer to make music.
After you learn how to play. In a few years get yourself an eight track tape recorder and run the line out to your computer audio input.