How can those Bavarian Fcuk tards...

You know beer in Great Britian is served at room temperature.

I think your mate is telling you porky pies. Becks should be served the same as other lagers, cold, the way you did it. I think he's one on his own. 8O

Not true, unless the room in question is the cellar! Whilst not as cold as a lager, real ale should be served at less than room temperature.

If a landlord gives you a pint at 20C, hand it back and tell him to get another job.

Well, from what I've seen in the pubs I frequent, the number of pumps offering bitter and mild have diminshed considerabely. It used to be 3 or 4 bitters and 2 milds. Now it's 5 lagers, 2 bitters (if that) and 1 mild, Even Wetherspoons, who boast about real ales, seem to have half the guest bitters unavailable. That may just be the philistines in my neck of the woods though.

It's sad, but there's a vast number of 20-somethings who refuse to drink brown beer. They don't know what they're missing.

Fish the pubes and the kernels of corn out, and you might stand half a chance.

Oh no, leave the essential part of the beer in. You don't want it to lose it's unique taste now.

Yet bizarrely, it's used as a contraceptive in East Timor.

Warm beer is for deserted islands and even then put them in the water to at least be cooler than ambient. 8)

Even Guiness and Pale Ale and the like I prefer chilled (prefer Guiness as a PoorMan's Black Velvet with Cider really and the as cold as you can make it).

I don't know what some people's fascination is with warm beer, but I bet it just has to do with the way they're used to drinking it. However I'd think once they tasted a good cold one, they'd at least appreciate the cool refreshing effects of just a cold drink. :?

Warm drinks are for brandies and spiked coffee (preferably at a football or hockey game), but beer best served cold.

The only beer I've ever enjoyed warm is coffee beer (Midnight Sun Coffe Stout , Miller Street Coffee Porter) which doesn't feel like drinking beer so much as spiked thick coffee.

At least he wasn't trying to get you to drink one of those german unpasturized thick and pasty beers, not a bock but the Kellerbeers or whatever they are ughh they're just nasty and I had them both warm and cold, and nothing could make that cream of wheat better! 8O

Gimme a good Cold lager or IPA in Summer, and a good still cold Wheat, Stout, Amber or Bock in the Winter. 8)

EDIT: Ooops didn't notice the Wingding thread detour.

Cider? Cider?!?!?

God damn, the pussification of males continues!

Beer is like society. It continues to get watered down.

*sighs*

Well southern europeans, frenchies, danes and brits are mostly alcoholics, us are are mostly crack/heroin/cocaine addicts so bavarians drinking warm beer doesnt sound so bad ...

Not one for generalisations, eh?

Oh sh[b][/b]it another fcuking English major.....

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Yepp me and john mayor ...

Not easy to offend people when you try to.

I assume you mean John Major, the ex-Prime Minister? I have no idea who "John Mayor" is, but he wouldn't be a Major, would he?