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Hi Goran,
Well, there were Kiwis visiting Queensland at the time, so to keep our
reputation as great hosts intact, we had to somehow conjure up some weather
that would make them feel right at home.
It wasn't easy, mate, but, as usual, Queensland came up with the goods!
)
Regards,
John Ward
"Goran" <captaing> wrote in message news:4295a9a7$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> *yawn*
> ya know what John? We won last year, mate.
> Won? Hell, we mopped the field with you banana benders.
> This year, let it be known, if we lose, we threw the game. Just to give
> you a chance to redeem yourselves after last years glorious win. I mean,
> we have to feel some sort of sympathy after the recent SNOW you guys had
> last week. What was that all about?
> (Breaking into song) Where else but Queensland??
>
> "John Ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:42958019$0$4653$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>> Hi Goran,
>>
>> Just heard a real rip-snorter, mate:
>>
>> "There was this 4-yr old boy living in N,S,W,, and the family
>> situation ended up in the relevant Court, as enough of the various
>> Government Authorities eventually decided that there was an
>> alleged/possible/potential problem with the child's safety, due to
>> various child abuse questions regarding both the Mother's, and the
>> Father's, conduct regarding the child being beaten!!!
>>
>> Horrible!!!
>>
>> What was the Court's decision, I hear you ask, in a hushed tone??
>>
>> In their wisdom, they decided to let the 4-yr old child decide who he
>> would feel most comfortable living with, and, given all the
>> circumstances, this was his decision (quite illuminating, for a young
>> N.S.W. boy, IMHO, I might add).
>>
>> "I choose to live with the New South Wales State of Origin Team, as I
>> don't think they are ever likely to ever beat ANYBODY!!!!!"
)))))
>>
>> My apologies in advance, mate, AGAIN!
)
>>
>> Regards,
>> Queenslander John
>>
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>> "Goran" <captaing> wrote in message news:4295645c@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>> thumped? Not a good choice of words. I prefer slaughtered.
>>> Demolished. Knocked into oblivion. Thrown into next thursday.
>>> They'd fit the situation better, yes?
>>>>
)
>>>
>>> "John Ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>>> news:429553bd$0$5180$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>>> Hi Goran,
>>>>
>>>> Blind Freddy could see that knock on, mate! In fact, I reckon, as
>>>> Varmit says, Ray Charles would have seen it if he'd been there!!
)
>>>>
>>>> I think the Ref' was the only bloke who missed it - but I wouldn't
>>>> be one of them for quids.
>>>>
>>>> It's hard enough to spot some things even on the slow-motion
>>>> replays!!
>>>>
>>>> The Opera lady hasn't sung yet, mate, but I reckon you guys better
>>>> start dusting off a spot on your bridge railings - preferably somewhere
>>>> prominent, like smack-bang in the centre, at the highest point!!
))
>>>>
>>>> On the other, in the unlikely event that we get thumped in Game 2,
>>>> feel free to disregard all this.......
>>>>
>>>> Never let a chance go by, I always say.
)
>>>>
>>>> Regards,
>>>> John Ward
>>>> "Goran" <captaing> wrote in message
>>>> news:4295396b$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>I suppose you didn't see the knock on that was allowed by the ref?
>>>>> I switched the channel right after I saw that.
>>>>> Disgusting, and anyone that says it was fair, should be strung up by
>>>>> the gonads.
>>>>> If it weren't for the knock on, we would have won the game.
>>>>> But you know what they say, it's not over til you know what.
>>>>>
)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "John Ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>> news:42951147$0$10307$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>>>>> Hi Goran,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Think again, mate - 1 down and 1 to go!!
) (nyuk, nyuk...)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What a game - that must have been a bitter-sweet experience for
>>>>>> you Cockroaches to watch!?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of course, the result was never in doubt - we were just toying
>>>>>> with you guys!!
)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Regards,
>>>>>> Queenslander John
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Goran" <captaing> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4291cadd@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>>> hmmm
>>>>>>> Don't think I can take a photo of the queensland flag on the bridge
>>>>>>> in my lifetime. This is the time when the phrase "It'll be a cold
>>>>>>> day in hell..." fits perfectly. Queensland to win the S.O.O?
>>>>>>> Not likely.
>>>>>>> But I'll let you live your fantasy for the moment.
>>>>>>>>
)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "John Ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:42919095$0$5180$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>>>>>>> Hi Goran,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mate, if I ever have a bird strike here in Brisbane, it doesn't
>>>>>>>> look anything like that at all!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> AND, it's that time of the year again, so I'll apologise in
>>>>>>>> advance, as usual, for what we Queenslanders are going to do to you
>>>>>>>> Cockroaches in the State of Origin....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This year an extra request, though - can you take a photo of our
>>>>>>>> flag flying over the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and send it to me??
>>>>>>>>
)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No rush, mate - any time after you've recovered from the
>>>>>>>> drubbing!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Regards,
>>>>>>>> John Ward
>>>>>>>> "Goran" <captaing> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:429150e1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>>>>>
http://www.dallasrcclub.org/BirdStrike.html
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