An Overclocked David Hasselhoff vs. AM2

As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.
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  1. well david hasselhoff has knight rider so yeah he would win and dude wheres the poll?
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    Yea, where's the poll? If you're gonna make one, make sure it has the "Depends" option.
    yeah maybe their should be a sticky for polls ont his section that teaches you how to make one
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    Yea, where's the poll? If you're gonna make one, make sure it has the "Depends" option.
    yeah maybe their should be a sticky for polls ont his section that teaches you how to make oneWill do.
  4. thank you you finally added a poll :lol:
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink:
  6. David Hasselhoff .... totaly
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:
  8. Well I voted for AM2, because it needs some support, its getting sad.
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    Well I voted for AM2, because it needs some support, its getting sad.

    You probably know this already, but I voted "Depends" :D :D :D
    Teehee, did you know I can fly? :roll:
  10. If theres a AM2 CPU inside of K.I.T.T. then AM2 would win cause the car would crash.
    If theres a proper CPU in it, then ole Dave is gonna win.
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    If theres a AM2 CPU inside of K.I.T.T. then AM2 would win cause the car would crash.
    If theres a proper CPU in it, then ole Dave is gonna win.
    Like what? I can only guess what your about to say....
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    Well I voted for AM2, because it needs some support, its getting sad.

    You probably know this already, but I voted "Depends" :D :D :D
    Teehee, did you know I can fly? :roll:
    You wish you can fly. :roll:

    I need to switch to watercooling soon, my computer sounds like its about to fly =/
    Sounds like a damn 747 :roll:
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    I need to switch to watercooling soon, my computer sounds like its about to fly =/
    Sounds like a damn 747 :roll:
    Im one of those few who do not care about noise. As long as it goes fast, I don't care.
  14. I need to, its to hot here in Louisiana =/ Plus they get like hurricanes and shit here, sucks.
  15. Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
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    I need to, its to hot here in Louisiana =/ Plus they get like hurricanes and **** here, sucks.
    Liquid cooling is indispensable. Regardless of climate. I have little doubt that I will eventually switch to phase change or something.
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    3 GHz Prescott CPU
    HIS 1600XT IceQ Turbo GPU
    Samsung 2x512 400 MHz Memory
    450W Antec Smart Power 2 PSU
    Knowledge class poster


    I can see why :lol:
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    You want me to add Conroe? Majority rules BTW.
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    3 GHz Prescott CPU
    HIS 1600XT IceQ Turbo GPU
    Samsung 2x512 400 MHz Memory
    450W Antec Smart Power 2 PSU
    Knowledge class poster


    I can see why :lol:I pick on my CPU all the time. It has served me all to well to say the least.
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    You want me to add Conroe? Majority rules BTW. Dang it I can't add antoher poll choice.
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Yeah, I was just joking about the David Hasselhoff -vs- AM2 thing!!!

    But oh well since you put it that way, why the hell not!! :lol:

    Okay AM2 plans for quad core - David Hasselhoff plans to be a hiphop artist!!! And he's already popular in Germany with not only with his speedo but he's German album.


    I'd say AM2 all the way, besides I don't like David's hairy chest anyways. He look like a baboon swimming in BayWatch!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Yeah, I was just joking about the David Hasselhoff -vs- AM2 thing!!!

    But oh well since you put it that way, why the hell not!! :lol:

    Okay AM2 plans for quad core - David Hasselhoff plans to be a hiphop artist!!! And he's already popular in Germany with not only with his speedo but he's German album.


    I'd say AM2 all the way, besides I don't like David's hairy chest anyways. He look like a baboon swimming in BayWatch!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I know that is where I got the idea from is your post lol. As soon as I saw it I knew I just had to!
  23. Poor kid... I feel sorry for him already... He will be like the kids of the hippies w/ names like "moonunit" and "starbeem"... or "flower". lol

    I think it depends on whether we are talking about the later mature version of M2 vs a post-baywatch 'hoff (M2wins) or the engineering sample M2 vs the night rider era 'hoff ('hoff wins, by a landslide).

    I think the reasoning there is self explanitory if you really know your 'hoff.
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

    Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

    Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

    Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

    Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.WTF?
  26. Quote:
    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

    Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

    Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.WTF?How many Frames Per Second do you think David Hasselhoff would put out in F.E.A.R. if we overclocked him?
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    As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.


    If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

    Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

    Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.

    Seagal FINISHER! *neck snap* Steven Seagal is gotta be one of the worst actors i've ever seen. But as for his skillz as Judo man or whatever. He ain't got nothing on Chuck Norris. BUT THEN AGAIN, neither of them have ANYTHING on Bruce Lee. Lee would kick both their a$$ at the same time :wink:
  28. What about Jean Claude Van Damme?
  29. If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

    Bruce Lee
    Chuck Norris
    Jean Claude Van DAMN
    Jet Li
    Jackie Chan! hell yeh
    Seagal FINISHER!
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    If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

    Bruce Lee
    Chuck Norris
    Jean Claude Van DAMN
    Jet Li
    Jackie Chan! hell yeh
    Seagal FINISHER!
    What about Drunken Master lol.
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    If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

    Bruce Lee
    Chuck Norris
    Drunken Master (WHA LA) drunkenni mater now on da lit hahahha
    Jean Claude Van DAMN
    Jet Li
    Jackie Chan! hell yeh
    Seagal FINISHER!
    What about Drunken Master lol.
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    What about Jean Claude Van Damme?


    Oh god, don't even start with that guy. He's all big man with his flying kicks and even poses at paparazzi with his kick. But he all got beat up by one bartender whom he makes fun of. Where's he's kick skills now!!??

    It must be really hard for Jean Claude laying on the ground with a bartender on top of him saying " You got knock the f$ck out b!tch" So I guess that puts him out of the picture here. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

    Bruce Lee
    Chuck Norris
    Jean Claude Van DAMN
    Jet Li
    Jackie Chan! hell yeh
    Seagal FINISHER!


    Mister Miyagi? huh..wax on wax off. Now that's a real Master!!! :D
  34. You left out a fourth option, that new Cornchip thingy Intel has coming out.
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    If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

    Bruce Lee
    Chuck Norris
    Jean Claude Van DAMN
    Jet Li
    Jackie Chan! hell yeh
    Seagal FINISHER!


    Hong Kong Phooey all the way, kick the crap out of all those guys.
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    You left out a fourth option, that new Cornchip thingy Intel has coming out.
    I know. I would add it but I can't.
  37. An underclocked David Hasselhoff vs. Conroe?
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lolWhy don't you name him Chunkymonster then he won't have to deal ith the embarrasment of having such a discraceful name.
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol

    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That's just retarded but it's been done before, not the Conroe.

    This one couple named their newborn kid Turok ( a character in the Nintendo game "Turok") for $10,000. That would suck your name comes from products!

    So for the other guy, I beg you not to name your kid Conroe cuz when he grows up and know how you came up to name him, your kid will name you retard.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

    I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

    CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
    uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol

    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That's just retarded but it's been done before, not the Conroe.

    This one couple named their newborn kid Turok ( a character in the Nintendo game "Turok") for $10,000. That would suck your name comes from products!

    So for the other guy, I beg you not to name your kid Conroe cuz when he grows up and know how you came up to name him, your kid will name you retard.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:Thats not like you Chuck, you made as much sense as 9 inch!
  42. Anyway, along the lines of the subject, I think an overclocked David Hasselhoff would whoop on an AMN any day.
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    I need to switch to watercooling soon, my computer sounds like its about to fly =/
    Sounds like a damn 747 :roll:


    Go passive cooling. Heat Pipes are amazing :) Water cooling still needs fans. Besides, heat pipes are FREEEEEE to run and never "break down".

    I had one of the first 10k SCSI drives in my computer. Cost me $900 at the time. If you want to talk about a plane starting up, this thing was INSANE. It had thie "Whirrrr" and everything :)
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    Anyway, along the lines of the subject, I think an overclocked David Hasselhoff would whoop on an AMN any day.


    What is this new AMN you speak of!? LINKS DAMNIT! We DONT HAVE THE LINKS CAPTAIN!
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    Anyway, along the lines of the subject, I think an overclocked David Hasselhoff would whoop on an AMN any day.


    What is this new AMN you speak of!? LINKS DAMNIT! We DONT HAVE THE LINKS CAPTAIN!Typo, supposed to be AM2
  46. Ok just checking, I thought their might have been another bogus benchmark on some new processor again or socket type or whatever. This technology changes by the second! OMG!
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    Ok just checking, I thought their might have been another bogus benchmark on some new processor again or socket type or whatever. This technology changes by the second! OMG!
    Check the link in my sig, its funny as hell.
  48. Damnit, leave it in your sig awhile. I can't pull up that website while i'm at work, damn blocks and shit. But as for the rest of the sig lol...

    Quote:
    "Prescott is the best thing since sliced bread!
    LOL Prescott plus bread = toast "


    Classic ROFL
  49. And what do mean by I make much sense as 9inch? :?

    Anyways the links you have is pretty confusing, talking about halo then coconuts terrified of beef jerky and eating bananas??????? WTF?
    Did you started that link Caboose?
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