Tim Cook:- So our new maps feature is borked straight out of the box?
Map Techy:- Yep, totally borked.
Tim Cook:- Is it a technical issue?
Map Techy:- No, we just need some additional resources and we are good.
Tim Cook:- How much are we talking about?
Map Techy:- Around $700 million, give or take.
Tim Cook:- That's a lot of cheddar, we can afford it but I hate spending money.
Apple Lawyer:- I have a great idea, let's jam a $700 million dildo up Samsung.
Tim Cook:- Great idea, let's do it for shits 'n' giggles
/true story