Please help - missing key for new vehicle

[WyomingKnott]

<note - this is a spoof of the cracker requests I keep seeing on the site. Do not take it seriously>

Sir

I have gotten a new Mercedes-Benz but I have lost the security key that came with the original package. Can you tell me how to open the doors and turn on the ignition without the original key?

Thank you.

 

[Ijack]

You're lucky. I am in a similar situation. I have got a new key, but I have lost the Mercedes Benz that came with the package. Can I use this key to work a Ferrari? And can anyone tell me where I might get a free Ferrari to use with the key?

 

[WyomingKnott]

ijack
"I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates. You've got a brand new key."

 

[Guest]

Hello Sirs

I was wondering just, as I have lost my Mercedes, but know I used to have one once upon a time, could I borrow your Ferrari

Much thanking you

 

[Uther39]

To you sirs, give me your bank details and passwords and i shall credit you all with the appropriate funds to purchase all your missing vehicles.

 

[sminlal]

Do you guys know of any lots in town that have Mercedes sitting around so I can just grab a few for myself? It's not a problem if they're just sitting there, right?