Get a new keyboard.
You get a new keyboard, it seems to be stuck on the "Get a new keyboard." button!
thats it im taking your keyboards away from you both
hope you have good ones i could do with a new one to replace my aging compaq heyboard - on the other hand iv never owned such a sweet keyboard and i have like 8 of em (all my pc's use em) - im a compaq keyboard fan - there heavy solid and easy to use, the only good thing with compaq branding i think