need help with this letter

Could someone please make any changes that may need to be done before I hand this in.



I have made a phone call to the privacy office to obtain information about sodexho request to obtain a photocopy of my SIN. I have been advised that sodexho has the right to have my SIN but Sodexho has to apply for a privacy policy to obtain a photocopy of a workers SIN. It is clear that Sodexho has a Privacy Policy and a privacy officer and I would request a copy of this Policy for my protection according to the Privacy Policy Law. Denial of this can lead to action by myself and privacy officer governing the rule of the Provincial Privacy Act. In respect to my privacy and information I will need this policy for my records before a photocopy is produced further-more, Sodexho has my CPIC on record which clearly identifies my SIN and represents a legal doc as to who number is who, if Sodexho has misplace or lost this CPIC it is more reason for me not to trust the validity of your request to obtain a photocopy, however I would be happy to provide the information as soon as I have been given your Privacy Policy you can contact the Provincial Privacy office for more information.

Respectfully Yours,

Open season guys. Who wants first go?

I believe this to be a very good sentence for creativity.

If you work for them they need your SIN, obviously. But to need a photocopy? That sound... retarded.

No need.

Now you'll need to explain and we'll have to have a poll to make it a sticky because this comes up all the time.
You should fill out the Ab-Lib thing. Make yourself useful, son.

riser I;m rofl with some things I can think of, thanks for the great laugh going into work tonight.

Most eloquent. It is a trifle long winded for my liking though. I'd have penned something along the lines.........

You're talking sh[i][/i]it. Come back when you have a clue.

Your Tom.

There is, out there somewhere, a book containing both a short story and a poem penned by yours truly. My Auld Skirty had a book of family writings compiled and published, it contains something from every member of my family. I may occasionally confess to drunken and debauched behaviour, however not even free beer couldn't persuade me to reveal it's title nor where it can be found online.

PS to save you the effort I've tried all/sh[i][/i]itloads of the possible google searches involving the likes of 'smart family writings'. There is not a clue out there. Like I'd be stupid enough to post this, then have one of you jokers post a link.

LOL

Hmm... aka is the key acronym here.

What would Tom Smart's AKA be?

Rob, your wisdom is required on this, I think.

I'd give my lefty to see what you put down on paper.

If I shoved a "drink your arse off on us, full-day pass to The Stella Artois" brewery and threw in the plane tickets and 2 saucy up-market hookers then I'd bet my bottom dollar you'd have a copy in my hands via express air post in less than 36 hours.

Christ, you'd fly the thing over yourself and then connect to Leuven, you bugger!

AKA? Shut up, you know me better than that, I don't do hiding. One clue is all you're getting. Are you ready? Your one and only clue is that the word 'marmalade' appears in the title.

Thank you for the invite but as I've told you before , you're not my type.

You've had all the help you're getting. Maybe one night you'll catch me pissed and get it out of me, until then, no chance.

You're turning into a right old perv.

Well shite, so you're no Tom Clancy, but hey, some bloke in a bus lamenting the fact that he's not in a taxi is a start, right? Its not Mills and Boon, but I'm sure it picks up from there, right? [/hopelessly optimistic]

He's just pissed Driving Miss Daisy wasn't his idea.

I was thinking 'I know I'm not going to be asked again, ever'.

I'm at work, bored. I haven't had much work to do.. Not too much going on in the news, select websites I can't hit up, and I already posted a couple top scores on some games on random websites.

I'm thinking that stupid archer game thing might be called for shortly.

I did find reference to, "Marmalade Tom with only one eye."

Late 30s, no doubt.

Oh shite! That shite is nasty!

I'll never forget it. Your mum has me pay some of her wages to the site, she says it's your only reliable source of income since that incident with the sailors.

Yes, your mum is a trooper. She's as hard as nails. Some women use vaseline, some use lard, your mum uses axle grease 'cos she's so fcuking hard.

After so many it's sweet she still remembers her first.

She said she remembers the ass rot you had going on. Other than that, you weren't impressive.

She mumbled something about earlier this morning, axle grease, and the washing machine breaking..

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