Doctor gives hand to stripper..

8O

I don't believe our Forum Pervert has gone this far...

You always take back what you give though...

Give a hand for a lap dance? Cool, as long as it ain't mine.

You don't need an extra hand to do that.

He's massaging my colon right now. We just found an old Snickers bar in there.

Oh go on, admit it. Everyone knows about us anyway....

I want to take you apart and play hide the sausage with your intestines. Will you marry me?

That's one of my other personalities. You're now speaking to a donkey-molesting Bolivian undertaker.

It's his choice, and I don't stand in his way.

You'd be amazed how many people get scared with prices, like they would be thinking a whole system is going to cost $200 or so...
Computer hardware is a tough market where I live, it's not easy. Neither for the stores or customers.

Anyway, that sig is going away... I found a new one.

Way to make the Man rich instead of yourself.

I worked for a commission. I only done weekends, was at Uni at the time and earning instead of spending my cash was in fact a smart move. I could easily take home £350.00 P/W, not bad for thirteen hours work. Student loan in a high interest account, income from rental properties paying quite nicely and a nice little side line in counterfeit rail cards. Together with the dosh from mugging dummies at the store, not bad work if you can get it.

Speaking of work, how's that going for you?[/retired]

My consulting rate is 285 Euros an hour [/arrogant shite]

Still working then peasant boy?[/smug fcuker]

That's Dr Whore, if you don't mind.

Yes I'm fine thank you. Just give me a moment and I'll get out the felt shapes and crayons, again.:roll:

£350.00 for thirteen hours would be £1050.00 for a forty hour week.

Sit down let that sink in for a while, I don't want to lose you.

Ready?

There are fifty two weeks in a year, still with me? Good.

That is now £54600.00. You did spot the P/A in my last post didn't you? That would be Per Annum.

Rest again for a while, we're going to do both number and symbol work next.


Ready? Good.


So far we are still using £'s. Now if we convert the £'s to $'s, (did you notice the symbols change?) we will arrive at a figure of $103875.90.

I rounded up a little, for that I apologise.


Now rest some more before posting again lest you make a fool of yourself again.

Thanks for coming in from left field.

I'm worked 13.1 hours. I've been paid for 120 hours of work.

Taking into factor that you only worked weekends, which are better than weekdays for sales.. blah blah.

You can throw the math tricks in there and all that but you only worked 13 hours a week and all that. I was just stating that I actually worked just as much.

Other than that while I sit here, I post, read stuff, study, and do whatever else. Kind of like study hall, I can do whatever I want as long as I sit in my office.

I knew the excursion would have you throwing a tantrum. Relax, breath deeply and slowly.

I figured since you were talking in a week's worth of time, you'd stick to that. No, your Scouse ass has to brag and throw in all kinds of unproven consistencies based off a small amount of data and finally come up with a number to make up for your short comings overall.

I only do good if it should benefit me at any point in the future.

Parent's mistake. /hidden message in parent's poetry

Oohhh, so much love in the air...

That low? 8O I have news for you, I am nowhere near low yet. Wait until I start telling you what I was up to with your sister while you were in the cellar.

You not still under the impression you don't have a sister are you? We've talked about this before, your mother hid her from you for her own good. I was very kind to your sister, I gave her all the love, care and attention a growing child needs when their parents are unable. Why were they unable? They were still, as any decent being would have been, reeling after spawning you.