Tom's Hardware > Forum > Old Man/Woman's Club > Other > Required Reading: WingDing's Mrs Phillips Chronicles

Required Reading: WingDing's Mrs Phillips Chronicles

Forum Old Man/Woman's Club : Other - Required Reading: WingDing's Mrs Phillips Chronicles

Tom's Hardware: Over 1.4 million members in 6 different countries available to answer all your high-tech questions. Sign up now! Its free!
Page:    Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next Bottom Search this thread
Word :    Username :           
 
Sponsored Links
Register or log in to remove.

I can do live re-enactments via webcam on a pay-per-view basis.

Reply to WingDing

PPV? Do you seriously think someone is going to pay to see that? :lol:

You should do it for free! Hell, you should pay the people for watching it!!

Reply to Multiplectic
- 0 +

You made me a sticky! :twisted:

Reply to riser
- 0 +

If he'd made you a sticky you would have suffocated by now.

Reply to BigMac

I've never heard therm being described as 'nice' before....

Reply to WingDing

Maybe we're seeing a side of Bill he has never shown before... :roll:

Who knows? He could end up being your "sidekick". :wink:

Reply to Multiplectic

He'd have to earn such an honour.

Reply to WingDing

Geez, I don't want to know what is required to earn that honour... 8O

Reply to Multiplectic

Why don't I show you personally.

...*approaches*....

Reply to WingDing

I told you I don't want to know!

...*vanishes quickly*...

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

I've never heard therm being described as 'nice' before....



Holding a fellowship with your esteemed self at the "Debauchees 'r' us" club is something I'm rather proud of.

...*polishes knuckles*...

Reply to BomberBill

...*polishes helmet*...

Reply to WingDing
- 0 +

..*passes gas*..

Reply to _WW_

...*passes John Candy*....

Reply to WingDing

...*passes on this thread*...


D'OH!

Reply to JustPlainJef
- 0 +

Wow. Someone more perverted than me.
*Gets cooking oils, and bends over to your er... "greatness"*

Reply to Gah

Bending over near Wingy is not a good idea.... :twisted:

Reply to Multiplectic

It even a worse idea if your a Animal

(looks around it make sure i'm in the clear)

Reply to SamuraiGoat

Quote :

It even a worse idea if your a Animal


Being an animal around wingy is never a good idea.

*fish excepted... I hope.

Mike.

Reply to fishmahn

Being anything around Wingy is never a good idea... Hell, even just being around Wingy is never a good idea! :wink:

Reply to Multiplectic

Quote :

Being anything around Wingy is never a good idea... Hell, even just being around Wingy is never a good idea! :wink:


OK, I gotta ask... Why specify the second part? How can you not be anything and be around Wingy? The first part pretty much specified don't go near him, then you tried to make it more broad, and I'm explaining myself too much, so this can't be all that funny... :cry:

...*sulks away*...

Reply to JustPlainJef
- 0 +

Yea...ain't funny...

Reply to _WW_

You see Jef, if you keep doing like that, I won't have anything to work with when I try to laugh at you... :lol:

Reply to Multiplectic

Oh, like anyone needs extra ammo to laugh at me...

:roll:

Reply to JustPlainJef

Quote :

It even a worse idea if your a Animal

(looks around it make sure i'm in the clear)




Goats, llamas, we're all at risk. :?

Reply to llama_man
- 0 +

i know this has nothing to do with Old Mrs. Phillips but,

heres another prime tale of goodness, from good ole wingy

http://forumz.tomshardware.com/com [...] ight=santa

Reply to mrface

Nothing really, just sick of seeing your name at the top of the last post list.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Quote :

Oh, like anyone needs extra ammo to laugh at me...

:roll:

Laughing at you is like breathing. You don't even have to think about doing it, and it is easy.

Reply to Caboose-1

Ass sex with big-assed women is not a crime, or so I suggest. Or should that be: "may I suggest".

At any rate, ass sex with nice-assed women is a fair call in a post-modern world that is saturated with US pornos.

Reply to BomberBill

I'd bet, with a few extra drinks, you couldn't see the difference between an ass and a hole in your back yard tree trunk.

Reply to Multiplectic
- 0 +

Updated the index with the latest and greatest, see the first post in this topic.

Reply to BigMac

Quote :

I'd bet, with a few extra drinks, you couldn't see the difference between an ass and a hole in your back yard tree trunk.



:lol: :P

That's quite possible on certain nights. :lol:

Reply to BomberBill

Quote :

That's quite possible on certain nights.



Oh, come on. On "certain" nights? :roll:

Reply to Multiplectic
- 0 +

Only certain nights, because I'd imagine the other nights sight is wishful thinking.

Reply to mugz

I dont know about you two goat-catchers, but I shake and bake alright for an inebriated Aussie. Which is quite a feat when I consider that most blokes idea of a "drink or two", is just that.

To me, that's half-a-carton of Stellas.

Reply to BomberBill

Goat? What goat?
I prefer llamas.... :twisted: :twisted:

Reply to Multiplectic
- 0 +

Llamas are nice, but they tend to spit.

Reply to mugz

That they do; you blokes should try scoring with some Balkan bitches every once and a while. [/saves llama's arse]

Reply to BomberBill
- 0 +

Not many of those around here, sadly. Not many llamas either, for that matter...

Reply to mugz

** is watching this thread from a long, long distance away **

Reply to llama_man
- 0 +

considered yourself humped.

Reply to mrface

Long distance? You can't never be far enough... :twisted:

Reply to Multiplectic
- 0 +

*films it and markets it on ebay*

Reply to mugz
- 0 +

*...demands 33% of profit...*

Reply to mrface
- 0 +

*hands over 33%, you chiseler*

Reply to mugz

*takes remaining 66% and heads to the bar*

Reply to KingLoftusXII

** Watches Tia Maria share price rise **

Reply to audiovoodoo
Previous
1 2 3 4 5
Tom's Hardware > Forum > Old Man/Woman's Club > Other > Required Reading: WingDing's Mrs Phillips Chronicles
Go to:

There are 986 identified and unidentified users. To see the list of identified users, Click here.

Sponsored links
  • Ask the community now
  • Publish
Ad
Related Content
They won a badge
Join us in greeting them