I can do live re-enactments via webcam on a pay-per-view basis.
PPV? Do you seriously think someone is going to pay to see that?
You should do it for free! Hell, you should pay the people for watching it!!
You made me a sticky!
If he'd made you a sticky you would have suffocated by now.
I've never heard therm being described as 'nice' before....
Maybe we're seeing a side of Bill he has never shown before...
Who knows? He could end up being your "sidekick".
He'd have to earn such an honour.
Geez, I don't want to know what is required to earn that honour... 8O
Why don't I show you personally.
...*approaches*....
I told you I don't want to know!
...*vanishes quickly*...
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Holding a fellowship with your esteemed self at the "Debauchees 'r' us" club is something I'm rather proud of.
...*polishes knuckles*...
...*polishes helmet*...
..*passes gas*..
...*passes John Candy*....
...*passes on this thread*...
D'OH!
Wow. Someone more perverted than me.
*Gets cooking oils, and bends over to your er... "greatness"*
Bending over near Wingy is not a good idea....
It even a worse idea if your a Animal
(looks around it make sure i'm in the clear)
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Being an animal around wingy is never a good idea.
*fish excepted... I hope.
Mike.
Being anything around Wingy is never a good idea... Hell, even just being around Wingy is never a good idea!
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OK, I gotta ask... Why specify the second part? How can you not be anything and be around Wingy? The first part pretty much specified don't go near him, then you tried to make it more broad, and I'm explaining myself too much, so this can't be all that funny...
...*sulks away*...
Yea...ain't funny...
You see Jef, if you keep doing like that, I won't have anything to work with when I try to laugh at you...
Oh, like anyone needs extra ammo to laugh at me...
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Goats, llamas, we're all at risk. :?
i know this has nothing to do with Old Mrs. Phillips but,
heres another prime tale of goodness, from good ole wingy
http://forumz.tomshardware.com/com [...] ight=santa
Nothing really, just sick of seeing your name at the top of the last post list.
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Laughing at you is like breathing. You don't even have to think about doing it, and it is easy.
Ass sex with big-assed women is not a crime, or so I suggest. Or should that be: "may I suggest".
At any rate, ass sex with nice-assed women is a fair call in a post-modern world that is saturated with US pornos.
I'd bet, with a few extra drinks, you couldn't see the difference between an ass and a hole in your back yard tree trunk.
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That's quite possible on certain nights.
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Oh, come on. On "certain" nights?
Only certain nights, because I'd imagine the other nights sight is wishful thinking.
I dont know about you two goat-catchers, but I shake and bake alright for an inebriated Aussie. Which is quite a feat when I consider that most blokes idea of a "drink or two", is just that.
To me, that's half-a-carton of Stellas.
Goat? What goat?
I prefer llamas....
Llamas are nice, but they tend to spit.
That they do; you blokes should try scoring with some Balkan bitches every once and a while. [/saves llama's arse]
Not many of those around here, sadly. Not many llamas either, for that matter...
** is watching this thread from a long, long distance away **
considered yourself humped.
Long distance? You can't never be far enough...
*films it and markets it on ebay*
*...demands 33% of profit...*
*hands over 33%, you chiseler*
*takes remaining 66% and heads to the bar*
** Watches Tia Maria share price rise **
*sigh*
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