Nothing like a New Set of Rings

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That should have been Lotties post...Glory hog

Thank God they found it! I was wondering where I left it...

I don't know either how you can go on living without this knowledge. Please self-terminate.

In case of doubt, think about the happy faces that will pop up around here, and how much fun Wingy will have with your remains.

I'm thinking about self-cremation... But maybe Wingy would eat me in a soup...

Dreadful matress fire? Like your bunny? No thanks.

I was thinking about inmolation, but I'm taking you with me. You won't enjoy my death.

You know what? I've changed my mind.

I'll just blow you up. How about 40 lbs of C4 up your ass?

You did 60lbs last week plus a tank of propane for that added burn.

News reported finding Snicker bars falling from the sky as far as Hawaii a few days after your world record attempt.

So, Jimmy Hoffa's body was never found, wasn't it?

I wonder where those might be...

At this point, I call into question your wife's mental health...

Now that's scary.

Your patients are still alive? (Did you ever had any?)
Did you kill them for more pleasure?

Don't you have an alter ego called Hannibal Lecter?
You remind me him a lot.

Maybe he was a patient or yours, or even worse... an apprentice...

Coming from you I'm sure it'd be done in more ways than one, mentally and physically.

He's a filthy bastard, isn't he?

Honestly, the standards in here have gone to hell.

Oh yeah. I forgot

Yeah, but did they get a picture of the mother ship that dropped off Micheal Jackson?