He turned you inside out by sucking your ass over his face until you melded down over his body. He then used 20 pounds of Oprah's fanny butter to "greasily slip" you off his frame, thus creating the Mike J you referred to.
I know, I know: how is it that Bomber works these things out? [/glorification]
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