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Look what Doctor Hooter just caught in his Hooter Tool e-mail scanner.

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WARNING!!!

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.
IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING
A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW
HIM YOUR BOOBS.
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.
(I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.)
Signed,
The Blonde


Damn they're getting smart.
It was a good scam.


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hahahahahhahahah

Only if you let me see the Umpa Lumpa- Homer Simpson.

Reply to Flamethrower205

I have no idea why I put this in the polls section.
Maybe my brain is overheating.
<b>Is my brain low on Hooter Images?</b>
Updated Vote Option: Yes
Updated Vote Option: No
Updated Vote Option: Go to the peeler bar right now because you're going to forget what Hooters look like real soon.
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Reply to zpyrd

quick! To the peeler bar!

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Reply to Flamethrower205

i don't think dr. hooter will ever go low on hoooooooters.

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Reply to scamtrOn

He got some looooww ones the other day - right down to the belly button I heard.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
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Reply to Anonymous

Speaking of getting some, how did your weekend go?

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Reply to Yahiko81

What weekend?

*blank look*

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
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Reply to Anonymous

Awesome... just deny when she says it's your kid and send wiggy 5 in for the blood work.

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Reply to Yahiko81

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Reply to girish

You forgot {pollstart] and {pollstop]. ' :smile: '


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Reply to zpyrd

Wonder who the culprit is...

<b>Wonder who the culprit is...</b>
Updated Vote Option: wusy
Updated Vote Option: pike
Updated Vote Option: zyphr
Updated Vote Option: yahiko
Updated Vote Option: Not me!
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Reply to girish

When will blondes get some brains?

<b>Wonder when the blondes will get some brains</b>
Updated Vote Option: Never
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Reply to girish

thats better!

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Reply to girish

Who's this zyphr guy.
He better not be impersonating me!!!

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Reply to zpyrd

well lets just say he doesn't like hooters...

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Reply to Yahiko81

WHAT???
Screaming obsenities now!!!
What kind of guy doesn't like Hooters?
Oh no.
Not that kind of guy.

I'm putting reach out to Walter to fix him.

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Reply to zpyrd

exactly

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Reply to Yahiko81

*holly shittt*
*ooops i forgot, mom said there is no such thing as holly shittt*

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Reply to scamtrOn

walter may even need the help of my goats...I can probably send a few out.

Only if you let me see the Umpa Lumpa- Homer Simpson.

Reply to Flamethrower205

what the hell are you talking about? from what i hear you is one rich aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass guy. where the hell do these goats come from? ok a rich asss guy with goats? ummmm................... never heard of one. oh and they aren't normal goats, they are MAAAAAAD goats!!!!!!????????

fill me in man. you just got to.

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Reply to scamtrOn

my grandfather owns a farm in Bulgaria, and has many goats. I am freinds with them:)

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Reply to Flamethrower205

THE GOATS?????????!!!!!!!!!!!! woahh

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Reply to scamtrOn

Da goats r cool! I got to chase a runaway for a few hours! Hehehehe

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Reply to Flamethrower205

And what was this goat running from?

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Reply to OldBear

A guy with no pants on wearing velcro gloves and rubber boots.

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Reply to zpyrd

Ouch!

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Reply to OldBear

you are a wewwy wewwy bad guy.

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Reply to scamtrOn

ok one of you people has to help me, how the hell do you spell very the way that guy in that cartoon says it?

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Reply to scamtrOn

What guy? in what carton?

Are we really ready for "contact" ?

Reply to pike

Elmer Fudd.

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Reply to OldBear

A pig with no pants and a big gun.

Are we really ready for "contact" ?

Reply to pike

No. I don't look anything like that.

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Reply to OldBear

yeah yeah that guy.

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Reply to scamtrOn

Oh! Yeah. That's Elmer.

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Reply to OldBear

so how do you spell very his way? is it wewwy?

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Reply to scamtrOn

I think maybe....werwy.

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Reply to OldBear

Why don't you just type VERY - it's much easier - and people actually know what your on about - I thought you've been trying to say WAY.

Oops soz oldbear that was for scammy



<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
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Reply to Anonymous

Some misunderstanding here perhaps?

Quote :

A pig with no pants and a big gun.


Is that what Elmer Fudd looks like?
Not at all trying to guess what you look like, Oldbear! Hope there is no misunderstanding. ???
Cheers to you :-)

Are we really ready for "contact" ?

Reply to pike

I can't belive how you just dissed oldbear to high heaven and still maintained the fact that you are totaly oblivious to the ripping.

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Reply to Anonymous

Quote :


A pig with no pants and a big gun.
Is that what Elmer Fudd looks like?
Not at all trying to guess what you look like, Oldbear!


What a put down.
Then

Quote :

Hope there is no misunderstanding. ???
Cheers to you :-)


The all inoccent pike.

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Reply to Anonymous

I was thinking he was peeking and telling.

:frown:

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Reply to OldBear

Pike, ole buddy. Would you like to see that shotgun
up close and personal?

Ummmm?



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Reply to OldBear

If you put it there he can't see it, now can he.

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Reply to Yahiko81

LOL be werwy werwy quit, oldbear is hunting a pike. LOL

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Reply to scamtrOn

You guys playing those damn mind games, right? Damn it. Give me a break.
Techie & Yahiko are know for their mind messing tactics.
Oldbear knows he is tops in my book :-)

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Reply to pike

The goat was just running away, and I was wearing pants....if I remember correctly:) Damnit, they should have a little devilish smiley face.

Only if you let me see the Umpa Lumpa- Homer Simpson.

Reply to Flamethrower205

Here Pikey, Pikey, Pikey.

Come here Pikey boy.

Nice Pikey.



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Reply to OldBear

Don't worry about it Flame.

I am hunting a Pikey right now.

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Reply to OldBear

I heard he likes dandelions.

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Reply to Yahiko81
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