Who likes the phat ass?

You like the phat ass? You like those round bubble butts? You love that shite, dont you? You want that shite, dont you?

I'd like a slab of that medium rare please.

*finds it and squeezes*

I've been there mate. It's like a fockin' brillo pad.

Nearly as good as the night I stuck my head between Liza Minelli's thighs. Man, my tongue was sore the next morning.

I'm still picking her wiry pubes from between my teeth.

actually, it is part of his oral hygiene, one of the few times he pseudo flosses... even the gaps are cleaned by the saggy labia folds... and ammonia and yeast... which compliment his pungent aroma rather nicely.

A.K.A ....Dog breath.

I certainly hope you delete those pics off your camera's memory card. You wouldn't want family members to see your deformed wang.

Yeah, I dig bubble butts. Love 'em!

Nice to see the vote count.

I think if she was coated in flour, she could help me overcome my sexual obsession with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.