How to disable local logon after 90 days?

I am trying to stop laptop users from NEVER logging on the the domain. I want to create a script that will count the number of days that laptop has been off the network for 90 days and disable local logins until the machine is attached to the domain. I'd also like to have a warning message pop up after 75 days of being off the network, letting the user know that the machine will cease to function in X number of days (insert countdown here), unless they attach it to the domain. Mainly the purpose is so the users can get timely updates of SW and virus info. Please help!

Much better results if posted in the Other section...

May I suggest Requesting a detailed answer at Experts Exchange. They are boring, and suck for most things, but they would have more specific knowledge on such things as you need help on.

Yes you need help. You are not the forum pervert.... yet.

We'll see about that then, please bend over.

Shoot you're right, Wingy would never have said "please" :x

If people stopped brewing alcohol, they would have effectively wiped out an entire race of people (irish)... only a few handful would remain, surviving on fermented fruit.

Ireland was a thiving mega-city, on which Tokyo III was based.

Then they got on the bottle, and their entire civilization collapsed, and the Bristh invaded 100 years later, in the 1800's.

Wait, there's such a thing as a dry mick?

If you have a problem with this being in the polls section, i suggest you donate $2000 to THG and become a moderator, at which point you can move it to w/e section you want. May I suggest Community->Classifieds.

Since when does a poll require a poll? How simplistic and matriarchal you are.

Please think out side of the box, and realize this is THG. When was the last time you saw a thread from the front page in the right location?.

Heh.... Well at 18,000 posts you are entitled to your opinion. ....

but you dont got to be mean all the time.

** throws celebratory poop **

**....**

Hold on, was that lower case intentional? Perhaps to seperate it for the rest? Was that a challenge ("TOP THAT" )? Or did you forget to not use shift while cAPS lOCK was on?

Strange.. it still reads "I'm a tw@t" despite your clarification..

Your PA membrship fees are fully up-to-date, I see.

You say that about everyone...
except Llama

nice... so we'll see him at the next meeting???

Cute avatar. I feel strangely hungry now...

Thanks. So do I...

@lvdax: Yes. Never looked around, but I've seen it.

Nice avatar! 10 Points, to use wherever you will.

Meh. It's not like we need another place to waste server resources...

Speaking as someone who used to deal with networking and servers...

*takes a Barnett 220lb crossbow down off the rack*

...I find your lack of con- *grunt* -cern...

*cocks crossbow*

...for server resources very...

*selects an exquisitely made 24" crossbow bolt*

...disturbing. Just a sec...

*says blessing over crossbow bolt*

...now then. I'm sorry, but the network techie in...

*slots blessed bolt into crossbow*


...me is screaming for vengeance. Let this be a lesson to you, young lvdax.

*fires crossbow at lvdax*

*watches amusedly as multiple shining white lances of light tear lvdax to shreds*

*Was there*
Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon...

No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.

btw i maintain 8 servers currently

**Hopes Mugz will find mercy and heal me**