dust accumulate on your desk, monitor, kyboard?

do you have problem with alot of dust accumulated on your desk? I clean my desk everyday yet there is definite layer of dust forming on base of monitor, keyboard etc... My room windows are shut tight.

do you guys use the antistatic spray to repel dust?

I'll tell you the ideal solution. Unplug you keyboard, then drop your shorts. Now take the keyboard and shove it right up your arse, so the cable is dangling by your ankles.

Now, read the stickes and....

[G] DIE NEWBIE DIE!!! [/G]

Got it?

You are the Gayest Mofo I've seen around here in ages. I'm that pissed and stoned I dont even know what to write anymore...what given that I am gut-laughing my ass of at your shenanigans.

Look, you're probably a nice kid with a bright future but for Christ's sake, watch a re-run of Oprah or something, dude, buecause...oh jeez...its just so funnyl

"Antistatic Spray", indeed.

Gayest post of the week.

*Fishslaps the fishmahn*

Window's & doors shut tight ya' say?...Hmmm well since we know that the electro-magnetic field created by electronic devices is what attracts the dust that tells you why it settels where it does...But we still don't know where it comes from? Window's & doors shut tight , then it must come from a source internal to the room....

Household dust is predominantly dander from human skin...When was the last time you showered by the way?

So I get this straight you get up at 6:00 am,Plant your ass in your computer chair (following a quick trip to the toaster with a box of poptarts) and sit there roughly till 1:00 am wanking to WWW.GayThumperz.com And all the Harry Potter websights, scratching your head when it gets itchy creating a mini blizzard which covers your keyboard. And the constant motion of your right arm (left if you a lefty) sends wayward skin-flakes sailing in all directions which are captured by the magnetic fields created by your PC & monitor....

Solution; Take a frigging Bath once in a while & expholiate with a fcuking Brillo pad,shave off all body hair so you have positive contact between Brillo pad & skin...Apply vasiline liberally to your entire body to trap any loosening skin-flakes between procedures...Do this at least twice weekly & you should have a dust free environment.

P.S. do you have a dog? if so hog tie him & seal him in a dry cleaners bag.
But leave a drinking straw in his mouth vented to the out side of the bag...Wouldnt want lil' scruffy to suffocate.

I'll tell you if you tell what will repel you. Dust? F*cking dust?




*Detroit pitching staff spit ball smack*