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Sploosh!

Skip the intro then click on "TV Commercial"


lmao.. don't people THINK before doing ad campaigns?

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Well Now Tomsmart dosent have to spread peanut butter on his nuts to get Lottie to Lik em'. :D

Reply to AilingBlackLab

And we've found a toy that dribbles almost at much as Wingy..

Reply to audiovoodoo

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Sploosh!

Skip the intro then click on "TV Commercial"


lmao.. don't people THINK before doing ad campaigns?



Hey Cheez, I thought this was a "you tube" link to you at a wet t-shirt comp.

Babycakes, please, o' please, provide a link to that for ole' Bomber one day.

You'd make this young man's year if I was just able to see you bounce around on stage with some over-powered fireman's hose being delicately sprayed against your luscious and absolutely gorgeous self.

Jay could do the spraying! Thats true Art, Baby! :wink:

Reply to BomberBill

Please, don't tell me your boyfriend sent you this too?

http://smile.smilies.nl/1515.gif

Reply to BigMac

no no, found this on my own :P

Reply to CHEEZball

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Well Now Tomsmart dosent have to spread peanut butter on his nuts to get Lottie to Lik em'. :D


You're just pissed that your mangy mut won't touch you no matter how hard you try.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Nope...Mine is a male, wouldnt let him near em' in the 1st place! I ain't no Queer fcuker . :?

Reply to AilingBlackLab

So would you if you had a bitch :?: 8O

Reply to audiovoodoo

Oh, Just stay the fcuk out of it... Ya bloody Manc Wanker. :P

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Oh well.. you know what they say. Give a dog a bone...

Reply to audiovoodoo

Hey! The Manc is just curious and shocked. I never asked, only because I know you molest the one you already have.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Don't you have buisness down at Manchester Oxford Road Station, trolling for pre pubescent Pakistanis for your blossoming film industry?

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Never happens, He does inquire as to when he'll get to savage Lottie though?

Reply to AilingBlackLab

No.. Like a true pimp I have my BITCHES down there taking care of business though.. 8)

Anyhow.. I've been thinking about this. Your an AilingBlackLab then you must be a dog and as such used to licking your own balls...

Reply to audiovoodoo

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Never happens, He does inquire as to when he'll get to savage Lottie though?



Fcuk that.. she's scouse for gods sake.

Reply to audiovoodoo

And thus out of your league.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Yeah I could never afford the peanut butter required

Reply to audiovoodoo

***throws Manc peasant some change***

Here's £0.27, get down to Netto.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Woot! thats an evening down picadilly gardens with a bottle of White Lighning :D Wondered what I was going to do today..

Reply to audiovoodoo

How about joining Kerry down at Iceland? Looks really classy [/chav]

Reply to WingDing

And run the risk of bumping into Kerry Katona, not a fcukling chance.

Reply to Tom_Smart

...er...that was what I meant..... :roll:

Reply to WingDing

She's still better looking than the staff at iceland..

Reply to audiovoodoo

That's hardly a compliment.

Reply to WingDing

This coming from the man that screws dead people..

Reply to audiovoodoo

***holds up hand***

Sorry, I appear to be a twat. I have no fcuking idea how I managed to read your post and yet not read it at all. :oops:

Reply to Tom_Smart

That's okay. You simply lived up to my expectations of you [/unkind]

Reply to WingDing

You expected honesty from me, me, a Scouser.[/shocked]

Reply to Tom_Smart

No, I expected unintelligence [/predictable]

Reply to WingDing

No you weren't.[/oppugnant]

Reply to Tom_Smart

Mind you, an Irish person accusing someone else of lacking intelligence is a bit hypocritial, isn't it?

Reply to WingDing

Irish person...erm..what the fu........Arh..you mean a Mick.[/hypertypical]

Reply to Tom_Smart

Yes. A muck savage [/honest]

Reply to WingDing

I like meat. [/baiting and interjecting]

Reply to Caboose-1

Unfortunately of the gay variety [/argumentative]

Reply to WingDing

He does look like George Michael... [/throwing gasoline on the fire]

Reply to JustPlainJef

More like George Michaels & Princes love child..(I'm guessing Prince has a Uterus)

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Princes famous song was really called 'Purple Pain' but with George still being in the closet back then the record company censored it..

Now we know why...

Reply to audiovoodoo

I don't see anything wrong with the commercial...except those types of toys break down very fast

Reply to pike

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Unfortunately of the gay variety [/argumentative]

I've never seen a gay cow. o_0

Reply to Caboose-1

http://www.accept-romania.ro/images/cult5.jpg

That do you?

Infact.. why not check out the Manchester Cow Parade...

Reply to audiovoodoo

Cows #40 & #74 @Canal Street might just have something to say about that choice. :wink:

Reply to Tom_Smart

Are you claiming that that cow looks in the slightest bit straight? :lol:

oh.. and for our foreign audience thats the heart of Manchesters Gay village..

cAnal sTreet

The 'c' and the 's' got removed from the street signs some time back but have alas been replaced now...

Reply to audiovoodoo

Would it really make that much of a difference to you guys if I actually was gay?

Reply to Caboose-1

Not in the slightest.

We'd still mock you for looking like George & Princes love child...

Reply to audiovoodoo

No, but you know how bit[i][/i]chy the clique in the village can get.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Working next to a bloke who has an evening job as a drag artist... FCUK YES!

Reply to audiovoodoo

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Would it really make that much of a difference to you guys if I actually was gay?



Not me personally, but I think you'd get your inbox spammed by quite a few of the closet dwellers here.
***cough*** ***Riser*** ***cough***

Reply to Tom_Smart

Has he calmed down yet with his moves on you after you told the world you used to pack fudge for a living?

Reply to audiovoodoo
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