Do Girls Pass Gas?

Only if they sound wet and have that rasp to them..

or a good curry..

*fluffs



*walks away

8O

Fu[i][/i]ckin' eh!

Haven't heard that since my Army days...... [memories]

heheh and RC replied.

You know who loves women farting around him?

Our Boy Riser!

He absolutely focking loves it when a sheila cuts a warm one around him, Ws styles.

Yes, yes women fart. My GF does it and think it's really...Then I do it and she shouts at me because her eyes are watering and she's gagging on the smell (no, really it's true to the every word, her eyes water when I fart...They smell like fish and chips?! 8O )

I guess thats one of the drawbacks of wrangling a deaf, blind ,quadriplegic for a girl friend....Why not try for one who can run away?

Oi. Be respectful woman. Just becasue you like women who smell funky (or women that don't run away) doesn't mean that other people do. There's a possibility you might like tranny-women, which is ok, but other people don't like it.

That was quite funny! God, I-net so slow at work. So what part of UK you from? Do they have alot of lady boys in your location? Do they even have women? Or do you have to pay for them? Or even blow them up? What happens when you're unsatisfied with your purchase? Do you take it back and have an exchange?

Yes, it is alot of questions, so please take your time and make sure you answered them all throughly. Well done, go and get yourself a gold star for answering them all!

In fact, many compamies would employ me, currently I'm in 2 jobs...Not at the same time, but 2 within different locations at different times.

London...That would explain much about you and why you resort to swearing alot, please don't do it, it lowers the tone for the rest of the people...I would suspect that you're a bit older than me, so it would be appreciated if you set an example to the younger people.

HMMM....You seem to of missed the point...I'm currently in a relationship, I'm sure if you need some more clients, I could recommend you to some mates, just tell me where you hang out for business and I'll direct them to you, it shouldn't be hard to miss you.

My mother has been dead for many years, it would be surprising if you dug her up and made love to her rotting corpse, if you have them (1) it's illegal and (2) what type of person makes love to a rotting corpse? HMMM...On second thoughts, don't really need to answer that.

Would be appreciated if you didn't refer to my mother as a "rotting wh*re" I could comment on yours, but it would go to your level and I'm quite a bit above your level.

HHHMMM...London isn't the capital...Wait...Yep, it still is. here's the link to prove it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London

(granted, it is wikipedia, but just search the internet, I would assume you know how to do that, because you can type and post on the Internet)

One man saying it's not the capital "due to it's excessively large pansy population, been declared unfit as the capital." Doesn't really bode well for a strong argument.

You know, it's very east to lower the tone, but I won't, will leave you to try that, if you can...It shouldn't be hard...Look at the keys and try to string words together...Don't forget about spaces on occasion.

You probably are a bit older, I'm 27...How old a are you? Who would employ someone like you then?

I would appreciate it if you stopped whining. That said, I'm am entering no further into a conversation with someone who looked up the capital of The United Kingdom just to check if he was right. That alone proves you are retarded.


Whoa......hang an a min. Two jobs, so your successful. On a higher level than me, and your mother is a whore. I've got it now, you are Son of Sod.

I haven't whined once. All I'm asking for is a little respect in not insulting my mother or my family. Do I insult your mother?

I'm the son of bumming?!

Didn't need to look up the capital of UK for myself, was doing it for you, you seem to have a problem with UK's capital, so helped you out to locate it...No thanks needed.

Again, did I say I was sucessful? You asked who would employ me? I replied with the fact that I have two jobs, never said was sucessful, still working up tp my qualification...But I have raised the bar with this conversation, I have not insulted your mother, swor or called you the son of bu**ery!

My mother was never a wh*re, she was a better than you can imagine...

I have not demended it, nor pleaded, it's called professional courtesy.

You wouldn't want to me start insulting you, one of us will be sent to jail...Prob me. But the things which I'll talk about and show you will be burned in your memory forever.

If we wish to talk about qualifications then we can. I have a 1st degree in computer science, CCNA certification and am now doing a masters and CCNIP, not boasting, but I've never attended, nor heard of a qualification of talking bo**ocks.

You don't know how imaginative I can be...So we'll agree to disagree.

You killed my thread!


MURDERER!

stop with the warnings already, that's so lame. get with the insults oh wannabe great one

no, your snootiness killed it. go away

Look "Sh[b][/b]it for brains" Yes everyone here started as a noob, yet all became accepted due to our unusually thick skins. If you'd bother to scroll through some posts you'd find that this is not merely a place to flame noobs, but a constant give & take amongst the members,a stress relief if you will. Sounding off in here keeps the deamons at bay in everyday life. And yes the noob hazing does take place to weed out the ass licks such as yourself.

The above quote coupled with your total inability to spell or construct a decent sentence insures you're well qualified to operate the touch screen & differentiate between a Big Mac & a Quarter Pounder.

Isn't there some standardized test one must take in order to advance to an institute of "Higher learning" that would have weeded your ass out and directed you to a proper carreer for someone with such comprehension issues as you possess? Like working at the docks packing out fish for example.

As for our little community here,much like a radio has thousands of choices for you , the Internet also offers thousands of forums from which you may choose,how ever unlike radio where the stations can't finger an as[b][/b]shole as a listener, we can spot one at your very 1st key stroke and as such we all launch into a weeding frenzy as we are quite satisfied with our garden. If in that process we come accross a sprout that has potential to bear fruit we let it grow. In your case however we must dig to the depth of your roots to insure that you wither & die like the foul interloper that you are.

Be Gone!!!

I'm still waiting for directions to the cemetary where his whore mother is buried.

** passes wingy a map marked with a large X **

He's just to mean to share..