Sex Stuff

I wanna try some of those oral lotions/lubes that taste yummy. Any suggestions on brands/flavours??

Nothing with a numbing agent though, I don't like that. I've never used these before, and a friend let me sample a little of hers, and it was alright... not the greatest but alright, but the numbing really bugged me.

So! Yummy lickin lotions... GO!

any recommendations though...??? Lookin for personal experience here

these things can be used for lickin to eh.. and your women don't have preferences?

...*goo-goos to the erotic, sensual snorkius*...

I don't think she wants to shove her iPod there.

Why use an iPod when there's a handy cellphone with a vibrator?

Go to the condiments isle in your local supermarket...There you'll find: Hersheys syrup, maple & blueberry syrup, all sorts of jams & jellys...ect
All for probibly less than half the price @ twice the quantity of what you'd get at any "adult toy store"...

...*ringtone emerges from Cheez's stinking minge*....

is that a cellphone or a callbox up there? [/disresepctful]


** sniggers at "callbox" ** - that's a new name for it

The local exchange could fit up that crack.

What ever it is, it sure does echo.[/really disrespectful]

All we need now is a hamburger stand and a light aircraft and we'll have Derek & Clive sketch.

Sorry, did you say something?

My sincere apologies. I thought Riser's affliction was put on for comedic value.

They did. That's why his brain was oxygen-starved for those crucial few minutes before the surgeons could yank him out.

In his mother? Probably. Not much point taking it out after she was dead...

...it doesn't have much scrap value [/scouse]

A serious reply...

Personally the Ann Summers range in the UK has a few nice things in there. Some of them can give you a good tingle. I've had good fun with the Durex Heat lube. Nice and slippy but if you blow air on an area you covered it heats up.. Can get very teasing 8)

As for alternatives and if your in a giving mood then you can have a lot of fun with FizzWiz (also known as moon dust / popping candy). It can get a bit sticky but trust me that is one BJ he would not forget

Oh.. and seeing as you said you own a vibe you might be interested in Vibrating Cock Rings. They do 3 disposable ones with self containted vibrating bullet which can really get things buzzing. Not sure if they would be an option for you though with your allergies. It might be the wrong type of rubber.

Have fun!

Don't put them up there then [/obvious, cheap and unhelpful]

Looks like your looking at leather then...

Try the S&M shops I guess. I'm sure I've seen vibrating stainless ones too.

They're talking about llama spit over in the other thread...there must be some use for it.

Yeah. The vicious bitch.

Just because your a passive one Tom it does not mean we all are..

Meh.. I was out testing lotions on tuesday [/True ]

Trojan makes a vibrating condom, that is very nice. As for lubes, I can only
speak from my end, and getting blown with a lube that has a slight warming
agent is off the charts.

I believe Mr Smart is trying to take a more active role nowdays..