Who thinks Cheezie should flash us some Bewbie

Its been long enough...Lil' Tease.

It's the tease that keeps the dreams alive hun! If I show the full package there's no more fun and mystery

He'd have needed to pass eighth to even have a shot at failing ninth.

8O How'd you know? 8O

...It's like knowing how to get to Six Flags, right of passage

Ok, who voted Riser's eyes should be burned out, I bet it was that Scouser!

you're just upset about the results

Well I'll admit I was the 4th to take that option ;-)

You can land the plane on her meaty pi[b][/b]ss flaps.

Yes, lets have a stop off.

Good move, we're off to gouge out some jokers eyes and you want to stop off to pick up a pacifist. Arhh, I see it now, he can carry the beer. You're not as stupid as you look.


PS I'm off for a few scoops I'll see ya later.

** heads round toms with large bag marked 'SWAG' **

Hehe.. I'll teach that little fcuker to go out on a school night..

Learning you are.[/Yoda]

Any chance you could accidentally drop a few cluster bombs on Liverpool?

There is too much truth in your signature already. No need to show it off.

Just look at p*rn and leave the woman alone...You get much better stuff online anywat.

Really couldn't care less. But men around here (I used the term very sloppy) need to get a grip. Every woman has a pair of t!ts, granted some have them removed if they get cancer...Some might have an industrial accident, but jesus, grow up and get a life people.

Are you sure you still have a d[i][/i]ick?

Don't know, does ailingblacklab like to talk to ponk in a 1st person perspective rather than 3rd person...

Are you a b!tch rather than a dog?

Boobs are ok, but why obsess over one pair? There's billions of pairs out their...They're all the same, just different shape and size.

LOL!

Stop it No ones "obsessing", it's just some humor.

Alright...I'l admit defeat, boobs are ok...But would like the star fish instead...You lot can have boobs, but Ponk will have your sh!tter all to himself.

Try it sometime...Some women like it, those that don't, just 'persuade' them over a gradual period of 2 months...You'll be surprised how open minded they can be if you pester enough.

Don't need to. Start with a lick and a rub, then a finger, then two, then your member (nb - not all at the same night...It'll hurt like sh!t for days)

Don't do it all the time, it'll end up sloppy.

Ergh! That's dirty, tight is much better, you can feel something rather then think to turn her into a ventriloquist doll.

What?! 0.o