Interesting domains.. www.tomsmart.co.uk

I own a couple of domains. that is not one of them. None are registered in my name, good luck finding them.

***cancels Phucky's subscription***

If I recall, isn't that gaythumpers something our resident Aussie cites often?

Why do you recall this website?

We're all here to talk if you want to.. express yourself.



Just look at Ponk.

Ponk or Wingding.

Your choice.

My antisocial portion of my day consists from 8am to 5pm. After that, I'm out and about.

I only post during work hours.. I don't know what everyone else's excuse is.

Now that's just flat out wrong.

I'm actually a fairly model employee on that front. I got my fingers burnt a few years back when an employer pulled me up for excessive personal use. Having sat in a meeting with my boss reading back select e-mails from the previous 3 months (many concerning just how far up his arse he could shove his project plan) I learnt my lesson the hard way...

People at work call me boring for not joining in with the party thread e-mails but once bitten twice shy.

I fail to see why they cant give us a couple of isolated PC's in our chill out area. Especially given the nature of my employers products.

Ah.. that sucks.

I run my company's internet access. I get what I feel like.

I do all my surfing and internet stuff at work.. when I get home, I barely use my computer unless I have some spare time, at which I'll play a game normally towards the end of night after I work out, make dinner, and nothing is on TV. I read all day at work so heading home to read a book isn't as enjoyable but I do it sometimes.

Sex is overrated.

Which she - the inflatable she or the Mrs Palm she?

I'm now (morbidly) curious as to what the 'real thing' is...

I have a thick skull.

Sex is just a pleasurable physical activity. Making love is the real she-bang

Or in other words the real thing is when you bother to take your socks off..

I know what you mean. Relationships can be a pain in the arse at times but there is something about knowing there is somebody there for you, caring and worrying about you.

I think perhaps your really saying that you need the right partner for you. I certainly would not judge somebody for the lifestyle choices they make but I spent to many years living that way, watching from the sidelines.

I've had messed up, I've had happy. The one thing I'd say for any of the relationships I've had is that it helped me understand myself better. I've learnt more about myself from opening up to other people...

Me.. I'm still keeping my eye out for a rich bitch to go gold digging

ROTFLMFAO!!!!



Best Scouse Dig I've seen!



Its no wonder Portugese sheilas are the only ones attracted to him. [/nefarious]

The only "Shila" you'll be doing will most certainly be some Gringo who can't utilise the more simple aspects of English. [/necessary response]

Bomber man you would be proud of me. Met a girl a couple of weeks back. Bit of a moose but I was on the bounce so I figured it was allowed. Anyhow went to meet her in town last night and ended up doing a runner on her

Quite frankly the huge tits and tight hole were just not enough of a promise to get me through the boredom of talking to the dumb cow. Ended up getting pissed on Leffe with some dudes over in the hipper area of town.

I'm off till wednesday now. The alternative christmas yule log is now well alight (and its only half 10 in the morning here).

Have a top one yourself dude. May the shilas be plentiful and disease free!

LMAO

We all knew what Rolf Harris was singing about... Two little boys? Tie my Kangaroo Down? Bomber would tell us its just the folks in Sydney that are that way but I think we know is a nation wide problem. [/colonial]

Or should that be [/fleacing it]?

...and recently sheared. [/piling on]



With Wusy no longer around, I suppose I will have to wear the southern hemisphere remarks about bestiality.

I noticed he recently did a portrait of the Queen Mother; I dont think she was impressed...

Useless focking bugger he is!

We disowned him the day he insisted on permanently residing over your way. Not to mention those horrendous tunes he came up with.

He now spends his days gawping at dying animals on a daytime / occasional evening special show called animal hospital over here. All the animals die.. He's like a Winding in the making.. Just not ready to take that final leap..

The beard and the glasses; or is it his amiable artistic personality that you find to be appealing?

It is rather hypnotic, isn't it. Its like a Latin street dancer on heroin -- side-to-side, and completely out of tune.