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Reply to Anoobis

I woke up yesterday with a 24 yr old. :D *Puffs chest*....Yea she had a big ass,but she was cute & she swallowed.*Puffs chest further*.

As best as I can remember The DJ was playing a bunch of Bomberesq crap and she plopped down next to me & said, "Fellow Wallflower"? "I don't dance" and held up my cane. (Yes I walk with a cane, right legs all screwed up).

Then we started dipping napkins in the complimentary Champagne rolling em' up & whipping em' at the D.J..

He finally got around to a slow tune & she dragged me out on the floor,where she asked why she spotted me eyeing every tail in the place ,and I told her every woman my age that was there was with her husband & dirty old men like to look, at which I got the crank grabbed and was asked "well does this still work"....Umm... Yes..."Yes it does, so we'll be leaving a lil' early I take it"?

Back to the morning....I wake up , she's already awake with the tv on...."Ummm I'm gonna need a ride home old man"....."Old Man!!!" I kept up with you didn't I.....as she slid on for another poke....When I dropped her off she said "I'll see ya around I guess"....No phone numbers...no awkward "You took advantage of a drunk lil' gurl moment".....I was quite a happy boy.....07' might not be that bad after all. :lol:

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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Yea she had a big ass,but she was cute

And a larger than normal, rather suspect, larynx. Still you're happy and that's what counts.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Nice one dude :lol:

Seeing in the new year doggy stylie :!:

You know somebody has to ask the question though.. Well does she??

My fcuk buddy did.. ;-)

Reply to audiovoodoo

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You know somebody has to ask the question though.. Well does she??



Never even went there...Was too happy looking in a set of eyes not surrounded by crows feet to jinx the final outcome. :wink:

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And a larger than normal, rather suspect, larynx.



Nope.... 100% anatomicly correct :P

Just because you liverpudlian lot must check for an adams apple before proceeding dosn't mean the rest of the world has a "Ninja Psyco Tranny" problem....Isn't Izzard from your neck of the woods? 8)

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Eddie is from the UK, but his spiritual home is NJ.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Naaa... We have Asbury Park ...True enough....But the Queers there don't hide behind make-up...Even our Fags are proud. :P

Reply to AilingBlackLab
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