Hey, Hitler was Jewish..

It says so here: http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0 [...] 09,00.html

Are you trying to revert to n00b status?

Oh I was thinking along the lines of less than half of his people with the addition of Piddy , Forlorn , David Duke And now you take Ahmadinejads opinion seriously.

This is going to be offensive. Very offensive. And possibly even abrasive. You have been warned. If you have a problem with anything I say below, direct it to the Mugz Complaint Department (currently headquartered in Hell, fourth circle, under the fat demon with the banana up his ass).

First off. Hitler started his great big anti-everyone-who-isn't-Aryan (wasn't just the Jews, I'm afraid - he had it in for anyone who didn't have blue eyes and blonde hair) in the early 30's. It got messy from 1939 until about the mid fifties, and Hitler himself died in '45 - in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.

Second. It is now two thousand and seven - has been for three-odd days. For the love of God, the Second World Sodding War is OVER. It has happened, it was horrible, it was evil, the goodies won in the end and the baddies went through Nuremburg. 99% of the people involved are DEAD now.

Third. Call me anti-Semitic if you will* but I am sick and ____ tired of our Jewish friends and their sodding 'oh poor us we got nearly wiped out repeatedly throughout history blah blah blah throw up blah' - get over it. Seriously. If I was Hitler, I'd want to wipe the Jewish people out simply so that I don't have to put up with their sodding whining - and the whining of those bloody liberal twerps who have no damn right to whine anyway because their ancestors were killing Jews themselves!

Fourth. Who gives a two-penny shite about things that happened sixty-plus years ago? We have problems TODAY to deal with - world economy crap, pollution, energy crises, Iraq, riots, the UN, Iraq, the USA, more riots, a few random genocides (any Armenian Christians present?), global warming, sunspots and cosmic sodding rays.

Fifth. Hitler's ethnicity (is that even a word?) pales in importance when compared to the genocide, war, destruction and WASTE that he caused. Waste of material, waste of resource and waste of HUMAN LIFE. Compared with all the death and destruction, does it matter if he was sodding bright pink with neon yellow stripes and followed the path of Zen Buddhism? No it ____ doesn't.

Sixth. It happened. Get over it. And if you're Jewish, whoop-de-fooking-doo. I'm so happy for you. Now is the time to stop chewing over the past and working on the future, you gravedigging whiny little bitch. [/rant]

*(actually I'm misanthropic - I have a low opinion of EVERYONE, race colour and creed notwithstanding. I am Catholic, insofar as someone who doesn't take religion seriously can be religious.)

EDIT: I also seem to recall reading somewhere - forgotten where, forgive me - that Hitler's maternal grandmother or something was Jewish.

You do realize that the world is still paying a price for things that 'happened 60 years ago?'

It wasn't really that long ago that the Berlin Wall came down..

Plus, with Hitler and the Nazi party made HUGE advancements that we're still using in the world today.

Look at medicine, surgery, almost all modern militaries still use something very similar to what the Germans used.

While my Jewish friends really say nothing about the past, they're over it, its all the older people, the children of the ones who experienced, are talking about it still.

Hell, I ask my jewish friends if they ever have concerns when cleaning their oven at home.

While we can turn a blind eye to what they're saying, we should also be aware of what is being taugh and lectured to people listening. We'll be fighting those people shortly, without doubt.

We're watching it develope and when it matures into a war machine.. I hope someone notices that change.

Coming down from the trees wasn't our mistake. Forgetting we are baldy monkeys is.

By your statement, Bush is a the modern day "Hitler" bringing the world together for progress, Golden Era.. with his war mongering and all.

I actually believe it's vanity. Did you see Mugz's reply?, no sign of vanity there at all.

My very thoughts... I guess the biggest and most current of those things would be Israel though,

For fock's sake, you're from the "Show Me" state so STFU and look:

And it was a joke, hence the

Don't come about being some retard trying to spout off when you haven't been here long enough to know you're pond scum and don't belong among the Others.

Then I suggest you shave your pubes. Your coc[i][/i]k might then stand proud of it. [/optimistic]

Happy new year VBDude..

I can accept that interpretation as well.

A Mormon friend of mine "explained" it best to me when he said "I didn't come from no monkey" in a rather disgusted tone.

I was about to agree with him but stopped myself after quickly realizing he'd have a hard time grasping the differences between monkeys and apes.

Ziplock always seemed to much like a dog's trophy for a wizard trooper like me. :?
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I heard from a completely unreliable source that Adolf had some pretty wicked sex parties with some hot Aryan bitches. [/partly off topic]

Jeez Cel, you make that sound like you were there observing his three-rod mayhem.

I've heard of some women taking three "on board".

Porn! Is there nothing that a paid person wont do in that industry?

You must be great at parties, Cel, because a three-pronged manhood like yours must certainly be an attraction to the horse-cocking tarts that attend said shindigs.

Two knobs to deal with, eh. Are you ambidextrous? Doulbe hand-shandy pleasure, eh.

That must be quite an experience.

*sends celewign a lubricants catalogue*

When it comes to natural vs artificial, well... insert the word 'pussy' in the appropriate places, then tell me which you prefer.

Luckily I've never heard of or seen artificial mary jane...

I've even seen the corners from a box of pilot (the brand name) matches cut out and sold as acid in clubs before now. Five boxes of matches for £0.50 = 20 acid tabs = £100.00 = a good nights work at the Quadrentpark back in the day. So I'm told.

Have you been to that site and looked at the image gallery?? The reason the scam worked is as most of the people in there are dressed in a selection of colours that would make you believe you were on Acid anyway.

Depends who's asking...

Because it clearly irritates you, and I like that [/honest]

Coming from the man thats 3 months early for easter? Seriously, a hot cross bun..? I guess it could be worse.. you could have a deformed bunny instead.

Screw you, Riser.
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That place was fcuking hilarious. I'm even tempted to go to a reunion, but for fcuks sake, Mr Smiths! 8O

Transformers? What a twat. What's your avatar again, sorry my mistake those cartoon are mature and sensible I'm sure, twat.

Now for some reason I always had you down as a He-man fan. I just know that Adam whipping out his sword at every opportunity influenced your early development and later lifestyle choices.