Border Fence

How do you feel about a border minefield?

I'd pay to watch that.

Some guy opened a resort in Mexico where you can act like you're an illegal trying to cross the border. They have a team who tries to catch them.

Build the wall, put guns.. Walls are still useful, especially against terrorists who don't have the military capabilities to effectively destroy the walls.

Give the good old boys something to shoot at.

Yeah, it was conceited and self centered. I have no knowledge of anything you and that Patterson Poodle might have been arguing about. I don't pay that much attention to this place ...

Alas, I live in FL, no basement

I'm for a border moat. About half a mile wide, with gators and crocs, box jellyfish, water mocassins, all sorts of good stuff. I'd drive down regularly and poop a ton in it. Those bastards would never bother crossing again.

Ingenious! They'll never think to use a boat.

Why bother wasting the money? Much cheaper to send a bunch of B52s along the boarder and lace it with air droped mines than digging another panama canal. Hell, we'd only wind up giving control of the mexican moat to mexico in 40 or 50 years

Most of them don't seem to be able to afford a boat, but we can come up with solutions for that, which I already covered from a high level with the "all sorts of good stuff" phrase.

Hint: "all sorts of good stuff" can include mines, if my turds don't get the job done in the first place.

Ahh, the response I was typing to riser at the same time you were typing that should suffice.

I think you guys are underestimating the power of my turds in this moat.

Yeah, we get a bunch of Mexicans and Bama fans to dig it! They all work real cheap! Just gotta come up with a crafty lie to feed the Mexicans about what they're digging.

How about we bomb any fockers that make it past the quarter mile point? Best of both worlds.

Cheaper, yes, but not nearly as entertaining as the moat of death. Just think, that place could be like a horse track. You could place bets on which guys make it the farthest, or how they bite the dust.

"I'll put $50 on the guy in the blue hat to win, and $50 on his little buddy to place!"


"I'll bet a case of Coors that the great whites get that guy over there before the saltwater crocs do!" [/RC]
"I'll put only half of case of Stella up against that because Coors sucks." [/Tom]

You could add that giant wave thing you see at water parks.. they get about 50% of the way and wooooosh the wave washes them back...

Plus tosses a couple gators on them, maybe a mine or two at that.

I think that would be funny.. the water gets low, they rush in, wooosh.

Alright, Debbie Downer. You just gonna be a party pooper, or are you going to contribute some ideas that would be awesome to watch live or on video?

** Dons sharp suit **
** Snorts quick line in executive wash room and enters TV exec planning meeting**

I want to sell you a concept....

"LAND OF DREAMS"
'A 100-1 shot for freedom'

Picture the opening credits.. scenes of happy American families enjoying the good things in life.. Sharply contrasting with images of destitution. Take the theme.. compare and contrast the extremes of the two cultures.. Family home / cars / work / food / female beach wear...

Then it cuts to a live pan down shot to a strong faced good American boy stood with 100 Mexican FAMILIES stood behind him..

"Welcome to LAND OF DREAMS"
'a 1000-1 chance of freedom..'

Live from just inside the Mexican border..

The game show where one of these 100 Mexican families could win the chance of freedom.. a chance to live in the LAND OF DREAMS!

But here's the kick...

Cuts to very tasty female presenter with big boobies..

Welcome to LAND OF DREAMS...

On the other side of the border here in the USA we have 1000 convicts .. You guessed it the lucky winner gets a new life in the LAND OF OTHER DREAMS...

**

We can just steal the format of gladiators.. no not that one.. the ROMAN version.. Last standing family wins the stay and the public get to phone vote for the cons based on an assessment of the cons performance.

You play the Mexicans off against the cons in a death match... Franchise the rights and you have the makings of a great FPS... You filter the immigration.. (you will never stop it all).. and we can reduce the prison population for you a bit.. Winner all round..

** wipes blood from nose **

So what you say! You with me on this one guys??

I suppose being an illegal alien in a US jail is better than starving in remote villages in Mexico.

How about we throw in cheer leaders for both sides... The viewers can vote on the best boobie wobble and ass wiggle factor so they can win the team extra weapons...

This is gonna be BIG!!!

The would for a prada handbag... [/bribes work]

I was thinking those girls could use their nails to good effect in the arena.. No.. we'd have to find some real women from somewhere...

** thinks for few mins.. **

I know.. the Mexicans can have every illegal cousin that works as hoe or stipper on their set and the cons can have a guest NFL team with them each show...?

In keeping with that theme then, Jake, would you also have the US withdraw from the international community when it comes to international relations? A return to isolationism?

jake you should know that sarcasm is lost over the internet...

OMG!



I am sorry Jake. This is embarrassing for me, but I totally thought you were for real.

Crikeys. Sorry about that.

I posed those questions seriously thinking that you might be thinking a return to isolationism might be the go. My bad.

I can't really say much honestly.


We employ a lot of Mexicans in our company to work the plant floor. They're hard workers but unreliable in the summer. They go quit to go do landscaping and come back in the winter months.

We're going through for the gov't and verifying the workers.. one of our newly purchased companies that is struggling... HR went through and told the workers they had to provide proof of their citizenship and show their SS#. Around 70% didn't come back to work because they were using fake SS# and were illegal.

Roughly 120 people working the plant floor and they lost 85ish.. I think it was 87. That hurt production because they were lacking people to work between all 3 shifts.

There was a study that came out a few months ago.

Said that Whites and "Mexicans" share the same over attitude.. prejustice, racism, etc, towards black people (not African American).

*African American is someone, to me, who recently came over and doesn't have the American culture and upbringing that today's Black population in America has.
I have a few friends who are from Africa who look down upon the American Black person.

Hell, even Oprah came out and said she didn't want to help Inner Cit Kids anymore (predominately black, as she stated was her target audience to give back to) that when asked what they 'needed', they replied an Ipod or trendy basketball shoes (Jordan's).

I have no problems working with the Mexican people who are here for a job. Its their kids I don't always care for.. Mexican population is expanding around here. The parents are nice. The kids have this attitude and Pro-Mexico, hate the US ideology.

That is what I can't stand.. raving about how great another country is that you've never been to, while cutting down your own and calling out unfair treatment.

Fock you. You add letters to your words all the time, daft fock.

The fact that their parents raise them to be overly proud and ignorant of what America really stands for.

I dated a half 'Mexican.' All I heard about from her dad is how they were related to Pancho Villa and how great he was, how the Americans weren't good enough to capture him, etc.

He was too proud for his own good and he instilled that in his kids. You're not white, you're not American, you're Mexican!

Go to hell, Scouse.

When I've stopped laughing, I'll reply to that.

Right, headache boy, answer the fcuking questions. Are the kids American? Are you telling me, if they are, that that should share your views or else? What would happen if the numbers of these Americans who don't share your views grows, will it alter your views on democracy as you are now a minority? Wouldn't it be fcuking hilarious if that were the case and they voted away your rights for not sharing their views? When are you going to get it into your head views and opinions are just that, everyone is entitled to them. You just can't go around getting pissed off with people just because they don't share your fcuking view point. [/stopped laughing until your reply]