seriously, wtf is up with this piece of shit. Start up Firefox, in .12356456 seconds you're loaded. Start up IE7, in a good solid minute you begin loading Google, trying to log into hotmail is a fuckin joke from MSN as well...
How are people swearing by this shit?
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Obviously not the proper way on the forum to get the sh[b][/b]it to show up.
She can't see the keyboard properly because of her enormous baps.
Odd.. I don't have that problem. Takes about a second to open IE.. I have no problems with anything.
Occasionally I get a webpage crashing the whole thing though.. but I attribute that to the shoddy webpages it happens on with their flash and all that other crap showing up.
Heaven forbid the application might have error handling code!!
No, that would be PEBKAC handling code.
I don't want to ask do I..
If you have to ask, you're likely a contributor.
And I was referring to "the shoddy webpages," though I'm sure riser has his moments.
No, I don't have my moments like that. Whilst your lame attempt at a joke that is at least 10 years old fails on some, I know the stupid saying.
I've been online since the late 80s kid.. My first modem was a 1200 baud. Luckily, the 300 baud wasn't around too long before the 1200 came out. I still remember the day when the first 2400 baud modem came out.
And to think I'm only 25.
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
Hey riser, that wasn't a joke. Neither post. Read again. Quit P-ing everywhere.
I'll stick with what I said. If loading a page can take out the browser then the browser needs better error routines. I'm not bothered that the page should be better coded. Display a this page is bo[b][/b]locks message and have done.
I had enough sense to realise that I was not a coder back at uni. I've not written a web page in years and even then it was static. I did get the Bootle CGI routines running in my final year project but thats a long story.. I remember using a Netscape specific tag in my output and justifying it by 95% browser usage at the time.
Anyhow.. those bastages robbed you of your elementary school dream so stop defending Microsoft
clearly
Can't help myself, they just keep giving me free stuff. They're my gift horse.
Back in the day I was an intern Beta testing 95 and NT3.5->NT4. The MS account manager came in and took me and my manager out for lunch. 6 pints and a couple of hours later we meandered back up to the office. I realised I was a bit on the wrong side ready for sitting in an office so told them I'd just have a quick smoke before I went back in. I grabbed a couple of smokes and a bottle of energy drink and headed back to the office not looking forward to the work. The rep was gone and my boss was slumped out asleep over his keyboard...
I spent the afternoon surfing the web and chatting on the beta forums. I slipped out of the office as soon as and clocked off. I heard from the cleaner my boss slept till ten and then headed off home with a coffee.. He never asked or said anything about that incident..
Have you applied the acceleration add on?
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Been forum trolling that long, eh?
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i agree dear. ie7 is trash.
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you wouldve been two y/o at the time or there abouts..
first 2400 baud modems came out around 1983 with widescale productions in '84 with full support from telenet and tymnet.
so i highly doubt you remember the very first ones introduced.
He's talking about gay modems. They were in the closet until '97 when the first one came out. I didn't know the first was 2400 baud - I just knew it was "Gayes-compatible" with "limp handshaking". They were tough to install, having just male RS232 connectors, however.
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This is news?
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Sooooo...you started in 1st grade?
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LOL. yeah she needs to deflate those chew toys
i agree with you cheezy. but thats good ole IE for ya.
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Sooooo...you started in 1st grade?
well i was introduced to the online world (AOL specifically) with a 2400bps modem. I believe that was in 1993. I remember when the 28.8 bps modem came out, my step dad dropped $200 for an external US Robotics. I also remember usually connecting at 14.4 to AOL 'cause they hadn't upgraded to 28.8. those were also the good ole days of AOL busy signals.
i still remember intel's website when it was launched. it was like 6 pages and all they had on there was info about the company. no product support or product info. they also sold those plastic keychains with CPU cores in them... but u had to send a check to buy it (no online buying yet). i think you could buy t-shirts too.
good times.
your last post reminded me of something.
WEB TV
i actually used that
lol. i've never even used a web tv. what a flop huh?
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your lucky then
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I think the only site I frequented then was ftp.cdrom.com. Downloading Doom mods one floppy-sized zip at a time, hoping the connection didn't drop. I haven't been back to that site since Aliens Quake was killed by Fox.
What do you know, still up, and still slow.
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Web TV...Hell. What about connecting to a BBS for 4 player Doom "fragfests"
Ah, dodgin' traffic in memory lane...
I remember a bunch of us in high school playing Doom and (later) Quake on the networks. Frag... where did that word come from?
obIE7: Used IE7 once on one of the office PCs. Disturbed everyone by going 'Oh look! Tabbed browsing! Micro$haft is finally taking tips from Opera and Firefox!', uninstalling it, and installing said Firefox again.
So once again MS looks at the rest of the industry, takes tips, improves their product to the point where it approaches being decent, and then slaps a hugely inefficient, user-obsequious and oh-so-pretty interface on it. Just like they did to XP.
5 minutes of use before it pissed me off due to being slow and inefficient. That's a new record. It annoyed me rapidly enough that I didn't have time to encounter a bug before removing it.
So yeah, I agree, IE7 really does bite the bag. Microsoft has the skill, has the knowledge and has the experience, to give their clients high-quality, reliable, stable and efficient products. Which they do after stuffing it full of paperclips, mutts, unhelp files that automatically appear when not wanted, misfeatures, addons that no sane person would ever use, padding, rewrites, overhauls, rerewrites, crap and (lately) obsessively paranoid DRM.
Sad. [/rant]
So take them on and knock them down...
Just quit bitching about it.
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you wouldve been two y/o at the time or there abouts..
first 2400 baud modems came out around 1983 with widescale productions in '84 with full support from telenet and tymnet.
so i highly doubt you remember the very first ones introduced.
I remember my baptism at 13 months old.
When Radio Shack first started carrying 2400 baud modems, one of the first places you could buy them, my dad went in and bought it.
Our first online capable computer was an Amiga 500, which I still have to this day and it still works, minus the mouse. Keyboard controls.
I started using computers before I was in First grade at that. I was connecting to single line BBSs around the city.
When Telneting BBSs became popular, I remember during the Persian Gulf war I was chatting with a Kuwati person who was telling me all the crap that was going on in her town. What the Iraqis were doing and such.
Crazy stuff.
I was known as the mad scientist since day 1 at school, purely because I knew the difference between a PC/XT and a ZX spectrum, and could use both.
Well, could play games on both...
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Web TV...Hell. What about connecting to a BBS for 4 player Doom "fragfests"
Yeah those were the day.. and then you'd b*tch because your friend had a slightly faster computer which resulted in him having a severe edge.
Looking back, Warcraft only worked on up to a 9600 baud modem. Talk about an old game but great game.
I used to play MajorMUD.. text based. Made good money off that game.. then all the graffic games came around and computers started getting powerful.
| Quote : I still remember the day when the first 2400 baud modem came out.
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you wouldve been two y/o at the time or there abouts..
first 2400 baud modems came out around 1983 with widescale productions in '84 with full support from telenet and tymnet.
so i highly doubt you remember the very first ones introduced.
I remember my baptism at 13 months old.
When Radio Shack first started carrying 2400 baud modems, one of the first places you could buy them, my dad went in and bought it.
Our first online capable computer was an Amiga 500, which I still have to this day and it still works, minus the mouse. Keyboard controls.
I started using computers before I was in First grade at that. I was connecting to single line BBSs around the city.
When Telneting BBSs became popular, I remember during the Persian Gulf war I was chatting with a Kuwati person who was telling me all the crap that was going on in her town. What the Iraqis were doing and such.
Crazy stuff.
im not telling what you remember or not, i cant do that.. i mean you are you.
but remembering your baptism is different because it is a significant moment in your life, unlike remembering(at two yrs old) when exactly the release of a 2400baud modem. It is unlikely so i doubt you remember it, seriously.
now if you had said that you remember the release of a 2400bps modem then that would make more sense...
but then again, it is just my opinion.
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Web TV...Hell. What about connecting to a BBS for 4 player Doom "fragfests"
Yeah those were the day.. and then you'd b*tch because your friend had a slightly faster computer which resulted in him having a severe edge.
Looking back, Warcraft only worked on up to a 9600 baud modem. Talk about an old game but great game.
I used to play MajorMUD.. text based. Made good money off that game.. then all the graffic games came around and computers started getting powerful.
LOL,
or a faster modem. Always great to have your game freeze up because of a crappy connection, only to unfreeze and find youd been fragged 40 times while waiting.
Remember how slow those rockets were in Doom?
You'd shoot and wait a few seconds before it hit anything. It was better to use the gun. Dodging those missiles was too easy.
Bah! Modems shmodems.
I remember...
..recording software on my tape recorder off the television in the early 80's from the BBC computing show.
..finding out that our 8th Sinclair ZX Sepctrum 48k was that one that actually worked.
..Having to wait till dusk to use my 8088 Oliveti Lugables super sexy EGA monochrome screen at uni.
All happy days..
Other members would claim different parentage. Tom & Wingy are more members of the LCD watches were way cool generation and some of the young ones would struggle to claim membership of the 8Bit club.. RC of course remembers the introduction of the mother of computers.. The abacus..
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Did Swatch make a LCD watch?
Would've looked totally awesome with a Members Only jacket. [/gags himself with a spoon]
I like your Swatch!
I have no problem getting into Hotmail. And I'm using IE7. But I do not hace FireFox.
while i don't remember as far back as riser, some of my first memories were very stupid things.
they include:
watching the price is right with my mom
playing with he-man toys at my neighbors house
some hippie talking to me on an airplane to buffalo, NY (i also remember the entire plane was filled with cigarette smoke)
All those occurred when I was about 3. So... i'm just saying that big moments in life don't necessarily burn into our heads. sometimes its the small stuff that sticks with us.
One of my best childhood memories involves when I was about dunno.. 4 or 5, Me and mom lived in a apartment, she worked super late and often slept in in the mornings. I did my best to be very quiet, so I would make stairs out of the drawers, crawl up to the cupboard and grab a bowl and cereal and eat in front of the tv watching cartoons till mom woke up.
well, one morning, i'm in my routine, and my favourite bowl was at the bottom of the stack... so I moved the other bowls to get to it.. and they all fell down
mom slept through it, and I cleaned it up in a panic thinkin I was gonna suffer a horrendous spanking! (she's evil when it comes to spankings.. ) but she didn't do anything... the next morning we had new bowls and nothing was ever said..
She doesn't remember that to this day, I'm guessing she was pretty cracked out at the time.. sadly..
how about the commodore 64 or atari 2600?
those were the big deal when is was growing up.
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Oh yeah.
The shotgun at close range was a much better way to go. Remember rocket jumping?
Oh! And another time, when I was 6! we were in a house this time, and I had a waterbed (little one). Well my dog popped a hole in it
so we let it drain and were gonna take it apart in the morning. I slept on the couch that night.
Woke up early, had breakfast and got instantly bored. Went into my room and got out mom's screwdriver set and disassembled my bed
Worked quiet as a mouse and even set up all the boards neatly along the wall. Couldn't do anything with the bladder though, that was way to heavy for me. Mom woke up and freaked checking everything for holes in the walls and such. She's amazed to this day that I didn't shove a board through the window
another time I got in shit for making grilled cheese too.. same house.. same age... I didn't know that you fried the bread too... I had bread in the toaster, and cheese slices frying in oil on the stove.. mom didn't like that one at all
When I was about 3-4, 65' or 66' there weren't any black people on T.V. or in the sports that I remember at the time, none in my town,I had no Idea any existed.
I went with mom to the local Grand Union (super market) & saw my 1st ever black kid. 8O
Never having seen one before the only thing I could think of to say was "Hey kid how'd you get so black"!?!?
Well his mom was right behind him , my mom was right behind me, and boy did they both look embarrassed....Oh well...It wasn't my fault for never seeing a bruther be fo'.
i guess u weren't allowed to watch star trek? nichelle nichols
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thats right... and what was considered to be the first "inter racial" kiss.
If we're all members of the human race, how could it be "inter racial"?
But more important, whose hotter?
i say halle boobie is hotter
i meant halle berry.
or maybe cheezyboobie
cheezball
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