I remember one occasion (just before I went onto the militant celibate thing) when we were over an hour late because herself forgot: Lipstick, cellphone, cat (don't ask), laptop, basically everything except herself.
The convo went something like this:
Me: Do we have everything?
Her: Yes. Oh, wait, forgot my (insert item here).
Repeat until car is actually started and pulled out of complex.
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