Conroe fever strikes America no cure in sight

[yourbestfriend]

Does anyone have one yet?

Is it sweet?

 

[Ragnarok]

Does anyone have one yet?

Is it sweet?

It's sweet...kind of like that joke of how to make a 5 year old girl cry twice.

*I will not post joke, if you know it you'll be disgusted and laugh, if not than don't worry about it.*

 

[yourbestfriend]

do you mean this girl

http://www.theepochtimes.com/news/6-7-23/44122.html

 

[NightStriker]

No I HIGHLY doubt thats what hes talking about

 

[f1nal_0men]

He means this joke (all offensive material removed of course)

How do you make a five-year-old cry twice?

Use her ***** to wipe the ***** off your *****.

 

[yourbestfriend]

yea I wanted to know if anyone shipped any chips

umm I found the punch line to the joke... yea thats bad
how bout

I like my women like I like my whisky

**** years old and full of ****

 

[f1nal_0men]

Hehe, that one is old. How about...

Whats the best part about ******* a * year old?

Hearing her waist snap.

Whats the worsed part about ******* a * year old?

Having to **** her after.

 

[Ragnarok]

He means this joke (all offensive material removed of course)

How do you make a five-year-old cry twice?

Use her ***** to wipe the ***** off your *****.

That's the one... :twisted:

I'm a horrible person :lol:

 

[chuckshissle]

Does anyone have one yet?

Is it sweet?

I don't think anyone have eaten their Conroe yet, it's still new duh!

 

[harmattan]

I'd be willing to bet some cowbell would clear that up.

I'm holding off buying until prices stabilize.

 

[turpit]

He means this joke (all offensive material removed of course)

How do you make a five-year-old cry twice?

Use her ***** to wipe the ***** off your *****.

That's the one... :twisted:

I'm a horrible person :lol:

That is pretty bad

I think the old Jack Handy thought is worse though

"When a child asks me, why it rains
I tell him, God is crying because of something you did"

Could you imagine saying that to a child? Instant serial killer


Peace

 

[Ragnarok]

He means this joke (all offensive material removed of course)

How do you make a five-year-old cry twice?

Use her ***** to wipe the ***** off your *****.

That's the one... :twisted:

I'm a horrible person :lol:

That is pretty bad

I think the old Jack Handy thought is worse though

"When a child asks me, why it rains
I tell him, God is crying because of something you did"

Could you imagine saying that to a child? Instant serial killer


Peace

HAHHAH!!! LOL that is halarious!!!