Say cheese, researchers want cameras in every airline seat

Hmmmm, why do they invest in camera's and microphones instead of investing in parachutes so we can bail out if there are a bunch of crazy people on board who like to blow up the plane while this is already impossible with the new security lawz. So watching terrorists (with the cockpit door allready locked and explosives impossible) by spending millions of dollars into a project like this? Is this a joke or some other important dumbass who just wanted to get famous by making this up. Does the crowd have to pay for this joke to finance it? Hmmm, I wonder if this is some other American idea just like Microsoft Vista that made deals with NSA (National Security Agency) to implant backdoors to spy on people whenever they feel like it. First of all the 9/11 attack could have been avoided according to research but no action was taken......second all over the world terrorist allerts were announced while nothing actually happened. Are these the first steps towards this movie called Gattaca? http://imdb.com/title/tt0119177/ ? Will our privacy slowly fade away cause they like to use the so called word ummm "terrorists" for their plans to make everybody believe? I hope this is all a dream......explosives aboard airplanes is impossible nowadays and cockpit doors without weapon are unbreachable. So are they aiming at terrorists or are they aiming at our privacy. What is this for sick American @#%^!@^! idea!!! Excuse me fro my spelling as I drank some alcohol. Sometimes it's nice to drink you know Especially when you read these kind of sick links >>> http://www.tgdaily.com/2007/02/20/ [...] _research/ Greetings from Holland.

ps: even if it was really usefull as the world has sooo incrediblely many terrorists so it's really worth investing in all the camera's in all the seats of airplanes lol what would be the use if they do have explosives. Like they can attack the person with explosives? Or no even better this messages allready informs every terrorist on the planet that every plane will have camera's lmao This is a big hoax or just some other stupid american ummmm..............hmmm no I'll keep these words for myself.

You're a boozer so I'll refrain from offering the obligatory nooby response.

I dont mind if they put cameras in the shitters. At least then we should see some hot stewardesses porking washed up hollywood actors. Although, that said, you'd have to trawl through many hours of unpleasantness to get to said party times.

Watching fatties and geriatrics take dumps in cramped cubicles is not something I could stomach.

Ha! Riser has enough time to be our resident "plane footage trawler". Yeah, he can sift out all the rubbish, or so I would hope.

Makes it kinda obvious why one never sees porn footage with titles like 'Dressing Room Lesbians' or 'Shithouse Spycams' or similar.

Hmm, I sense a market niche here. All we need is someone who's willing to sit in front of a screen and VCR for a long time cutting and sorting. Hell, I'm even willing to offer the person a 5% cut.

..* confined-space FART! *..

All passengers must inhale simultaneously to counteract the pressure. This will allow time for all the plastic to melt.

Who cares?

Sounds like a job for MythBusters!

They don't pay me enough to do this... fu[i][/i]ck it, they don't pay me at all.

It's widely known that you have the free time... You're the only one here who updates his avatar five times daily.

You're right, I should have waited for March 1st.

I'm shocked, appalled, questioning reality, and completely indifferent.

"Always remember, you're unique...just like everybody else."

Perhaps they should honor some black comedians...

Eddie Murphy used to be funny.

RAW was indeed good one. And don't forget Harlem Nights. Pryor + Murphy (NTM Redd Foxx) = Funny ass shite!

Just let your...
Soul Glo

OJ ??

That reminds me of an old @ss joke...

Do you know how to make a killer drink???
Just add OJ....

~Cheers

He didn't follow his own advice. He was supposed to go out and marry a jungle-b!tch.

LMAO.

Well said.

Remember that time you and I talked about the "WingDing show". We were going to film at your place and there'd be prizes for the most "amazing shitter" incident, etc.. You said something about floating a steamy after-grog bog from Ireland to the Caribbean too, I believe, all the while manning its progress via GPS from atop the deck of your fully financed "Ole Bazza" (in honour of Mr Barry White, of course) yacht.

All we need is the finance: I produce and direct and you host and amaze!

Its a downright winner!

If these fools can finance Jay Leno late at night then I'm damn sure they can do the WingDing Show too.

Just imagine. The floater of the century.

You'd need to break it up with the toilet brush first.

Is it ok if peanut butter comes out looking pretty much the same as it did going in? There's some truth to that eat right for your blood type diet.

If you like them a little chunky, I heard Auburn makes good ones too...

Eddie...Eddie....half!

ROTFLMFAO, Jef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is brilliant!