Why are there no Brittany Spears jokes going on?
Rock on US Senior Citizens.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/amer [...] index.html
How dare they take that muggers life. That action is in direct violation of of the muggers human rights. He was entitled to non violent apprehension, humane incarceration, a fair hearing by a jury of his peers and aquital due to all americans being the root cause of all international problems, followed by a civil countersuit for physical and emotional injuries to his person, a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie of the week. Those damn old farts, who do they think they are taking the law into their own hands and circumventing the system, denying it its chance to function.
Easy: they're regulars, and he's a n00b. Understood?
They were in Costa Rica fool...anything goes.
Its not America.
You can easily kill someone by breaking their collar bone. Push on it and it can piece the artery or wind pipe and kill someone in short time.
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Britney's too sad to make jokes about... something is seriously wrong with her head (hah! pun!)
That fcuking rocks!
who cares about miss spears, rock on ass kicking OAP's.
Old Ass People?
you taking the piss?
[quote="StrangeStranger"]rock on [quote]
Exactly. RPS Tourny tomorrow night.
Raping Partying Sluts tournament? WTF is wrong with you people...
Enough with the fu[i][/i]cking acronyms.
/points
They started it!
O.K.
10-4
Roger WilCo
Apparently, one of the big computer geeks of last century was quoted as saying that the biggest challenge facing the industry was that there is a finite number of TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) available. Hells, some of the damn things are already carrying about four or five meanings!
Then factor in the innumerable amount of military acronyms, and you have a recipe for confusion.
And all the little kids texting and chatting...
TTFN, RFOP, AFAIK, IMHO, etc...
WYSIWYG.
ITHINKALLOFYOUAREMORONS.
Figure that one out.
Those are ETLAs - Extended Three Letter Acronyms, apart from AFAIK, which is a BOTLA, or Bloody Overgrown Three Letter Acronym.
Today is most definitely not Sunday, it seems... sober, relaxed and at work, not stoned with a caffeine buzz and running around on a paintball field while destressing - best of all is I can keep track of what letter goes where in a TLA.
ITHINKALLOFYOUAREMORONS:
I
Think
He
Is
Not
Knowledgeable,
A
Lemming-
Like
Ogre.
Fock
Yeah!
Overly
Useless
And
Retard-
Esque,
Man.
Only
Rarely,
Or
Never,
Smart.
GOCHOKEYOURCHICKEN.
*searches for some headache pills*
*fails to find any*
*lights a joint, passes it around*
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Ahh, I see you've heard that one before.
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*Finishes joint leaving only a roach for Mugz*
There was a report last night on TV about the effects of that sh*t that hasn't been released to the public. They listed off a few things that were surprising to find out about.. but I didn't bother paying much attention to it since I don't touch that sh*t.
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*Finishes joint leaving only a roach for Mugz*
Bogart!
*has to wait until evening... well, doesn't have too, chooses to.*
Mike.
2 Twain quotes back to back in signatures. Hmm.
I used to smoke back in high school. Some ganja there, a joint here, sit down on the couch, light a bowl and watch some Looney Toons. Marijuana (the pure, nonPCP'ed, true West Indian variety) is far less deadly than cigarettes. The one thing it does is make you stupid and lazy, but that's about it. But yeah, I used to smoke, but I quit as soon as entered college. Good times.
I have no problems with people testing it out in high school and some college... its the people who are 40 and continue using that just baffles me.
Recently, I was out with this girl who was trying to convince me that I should smoke up "not often, but like once a week because you'd like it."
Yeah, because I'm where I am because of that. Would you try to convince someone who doesn't drink that they should start drinking? No.
Weighing it in, the risk outweights the benefits as far as I'm concerned. I know many successful alcoholics.. I don't know many successful potheads.
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College or Weed?
Yes.
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Yeah, I did to...
But it was learning that I quit... Learning and going to class...
The weed, I'm only a sophomore in college.
@riser
At a certain point you need that bit of brain activity back. I could manage back in high school, but I can't be hazy and expect to perform on a collegiate level. The guys that I know that still smoked thru uni aren't doing so well.
There are successful potheads. I could name a couple rappers and politicians. Lets not forget Cheech and Chong.
Don't even name rappers. That's just crap. Musicians are a different form. They provide entertainment. I'm talking about productive people.. Musicians being an oddity.
Politicians.. I wouldn't call them successful. They're paid well, but not successful.
Can't say any are currently using though, it was all when they were younger.
Need I mention Marion Barry? Does smack, coke and weed, gets caught, and manages to get reelected on the platform, "the bitch set me up". If that ain't success, I don't know what is.
Yeah, that's DC. Everyone wants a crooked guy in office so they look a little better. Come on, give me some solid stuff.
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Crack-head
Okay, take your pick:
http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/site/
LOL typical potheads... No pictures (bunch of red X's though), and 404 errors on (probably) every link...
Mike.
Yeah, heres the fixed link....
http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/main2.html
Come on.. get it together. Fix the original post.
I'll even give you the stupid site.
http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/mainpage.html
Dude, there's no way Bob Marley was a pot head...
And there's a difference between being a pothead and:
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I'd still agree, typically, potheads aren't the most successful people...
On the contrary. Who after the arms dealers makes the most money? The drugs dealers. Interestingly Pot is about the only drug that you would consistently expect a dealer to take themselves. Howard Marks didn't do to badly out of the game and I've met couple of Dutch coffee shop owners and they are doing quite nicely thank you.
I still maintain the biggest thing holding pot heads back is social stigma. I guess the true drug of success would have to be Cocaine though.. Personally I prefer the company of mellow pot heads.
Speaking of Potheads... Here is a pic of my friend Seth during his tour in Afghanistan... He and his division came across an entire crop field full of weed near the Pakistani border. His orders were to then burn the entire field down using diesel fuel... He said he had a contact high for days and smelled like the stuff for weeks (it took 4 days to burn the field down). The MP's were practically fighting each other to guard the crops...
Enjoy
Kush.... Ahhhh come to daddy baby!
God there is just so much porn on here tonight!!
EDIT: One hell of a walk to the Garage for Rizla though...
Holy God, good Lord, merciful Allah, sweet Jesus, wondrous Buddha, all knowing Brahma... That, is the textbook definition of heaven. Pure herb. Such a wondrous and beautiful sight.
hahaha i have more pics at home.. He has one in a field where the crop is above his head... I'll hunt them down and post them... The funny part is he got extra haz pay for burning the fields... lucky bastage...
*Ponders divine command to burn the kush*
Always the good little atheist, (mis)quoting scripture to suit your needs.
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