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Why are there no Brittany Spears jokes going on?

Rock on US Senior Citizens.
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How dare they take that muggers life. That action is in direct violation of of the muggers human rights. He was entitled to non violent apprehension, humane incarceration, a fair hearing by a jury of his peers and aquital due to all americans being the root cause of all international problems, followed by a civil countersuit for physical and emotional injuries to his person, a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie of the week. Those damn old farts, who do they think they are taking the law into their own hands and circumventing the system, denying it its chance to function.

Reply to turpit

Easy: they're regulars, and he's a n00b. Understood?

Reply to VBDude

They were in Costa Rica fool...anything goes.

Reply to tool_462

Its not America. :)

You can easily kill someone by breaking their collar bone. Push on it and it can piece the artery or wind pipe and kill someone in short time.

Reply to Riser

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Why are there no Brittany Spears jokes going on?

Rock on US Senior Citizens.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/amer [...] index.html




Britney's too sad to make jokes about... something is seriously wrong with her head (hah! pun!)

Reply to CHEEZball

That fcuking rocks!

Reply to Anoobis

who cares about miss spears, rock on ass kicking OAP's.

Reply to strangestranger

[quote="StrangeStranger"]rock on [quote]

Exactly. RPS Tourny tomorrow night.

Reply to Riser

Raping Partying Sluts tournament? WTF is wrong with you people...

Reply to tool_462

Enough with the fu[i][/i]cking acronyms.

Reply to dasickninja

/points

They started it!

Reply to tool_462

Apparently, one of the big computer geeks of last century was quoted as saying that the biggest challenge facing the industry was that there is a finite number of TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) available. Hells, some of the damn things are already carrying about four or five meanings!

Reply to mugz

Then factor in the innumerable amount of military acronyms, and you have a recipe for confusion.

Reply to dasickninja

And all the little kids texting and chatting...

TTFN, RFOP, AFAIK, IMHO, etc...

Reply to JustPlainJef

WYSIWYG.

ITHINKALLOFYOUAREMORONS.

Figure that one out.

Reply to Riser

Those are ETLAs - Extended Three Letter Acronyms, apart from AFAIK, which is a BOTLA, or Bloody Overgrown Three Letter Acronym.

Today is most definitely not Sunday, it seems... sober, relaxed and at work, not stoned with a caffeine buzz and running around on a paintball field while destressing - best of all is I can keep track of what letter goes where in a TLA.

Reply to mugz

ITHINKALLOFYOUAREMORONS:
I
Think
He
Is
Not
Knowledgeable,
A
Lemming-
Like
Ogre.
Fock
Yeah!
Overly
Useless
And
Retard-
Esque,
Man.
Only
Rarely,
Or
Never,
Smart.

GOCHOKEYOURCHICKEN.

Reply to JustPlainJef

*searches for some headache pills*

*fails to find any*

*lights a joint, passes it around*

Reply to mugz

Quote :

ITHINKALLOFYOUAREMORONS:
I
Think
He
Is
Not
Knowledgeable,
A
Lemming-
Like
Ogre.
Fock
Yeah!
Overly
Useless
And
Retard-
Esque,
Man.
Only
Rarely,
Or
Never,
Smart.

GOCHOKEYOURCHICKEN.



Ahh, I see you've heard that one before. :wink:

Reply to Riser

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*searches for some headache pills*

*fails to find any*

*lights a joint, passes it around*


*Finishes joint leaving only a roach for Mugz*

Reply to dasickninja

There was a report last night on TV about the effects of that sh*t that hasn't been released to the public. They listed off a few things that were surprising to find out about.. but I didn't bother paying much attention to it since I don't touch that sh*t.

Reply to Riser

Quote :

*searches for some headache pills*

*fails to find any*

*lights a joint, passes it around*


*Finishes joint leaving only a roach for Mugz*
Bogart! :evil:

*has to wait until evening... well, doesn't have too, chooses to.*

Mike.

Reply to fishmahn

2 Twain quotes back to back in signatures. Hmm.

Reply to Riser

I used to smoke back in high school. Some ganja there, a joint here, sit down on the couch, light a bowl and watch some Looney Toons. Marijuana (the pure, nonPCP'ed, true West Indian variety) is far less deadly than cigarettes. The one thing it does is make you stupid and lazy, but that's about it. But yeah, I used to smoke, but I quit as soon as entered college. Good times.

Reply to dasickninja

I have no problems with people testing it out in high school and some college... its the people who are 40 and continue using that just baffles me.

Recently, I was out with this girl who was trying to convince me that I should smoke up "not often, but like once a week because you'd like it."

Yeah, because I'm where I am because of that. Would you try to convince someone who doesn't drink that they should start drinking? No.

Weighing it in, the risk outweights the benefits as far as I'm concerned. I know many successful alcoholics.. I don't know many successful potheads. :)

Reply to Riser

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Good times.



College or Weed?

Reply to mrface

Yes.

Quote :

I quit as soon as entered college.

Yeah, I did to...


But it was learning that I quit... Learning and going to class...

:oops:

Reply to JustPlainJef

The weed, I'm only a sophomore in college.

@riser
At a certain point you need that bit of brain activity back. I could manage back in high school, but I can't be hazy and expect to perform on a collegiate level. The guys that I know that still smoked thru uni aren't doing so well.

There are successful potheads. I could name a couple rappers and politicians. Lets not forget Cheech and Chong.

Reply to dasickninja

Don't even name rappers. That's just crap. Musicians are a different form. They provide entertainment. I'm talking about productive people.. Musicians being an oddity.

Politicians.. I wouldn't call them successful. They're paid well, but not successful. :)

Can't say any are currently using though, it was all when they were younger.

Reply to Riser

Need I mention Marion Barry? Does smack, coke and weed, gets caught, and manages to get reelected on the platform, "the bitch set me up". If that ain't success, I don't know what is. :)

Reply to dasickninja

Yeah, that's DC. Everyone wants a crooked guy in office so they look a little better. Come on, give me some solid stuff. :roll:

Reply to Riser

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Come on, give me some ... stuff.



:roll: Crack-head

Reply to llama_man

LOL typical potheads... No pictures (bunch of red X's though), and 404 errors on (probably) every link... :roll:

Mike.

Reply to fishmahn

Come on.. get it together. Fix the original post.

I'll even give you the stupid site.

http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/mainpage.html

Reply to Riser

Dude, there's no way Bob Marley was a pot head...

And there's a difference between being a pothead and:

Quote :

WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR.
Political Commentator

Longtime conservative commentator Buckley has written extensively about the failure of the war on drugs in his journal the National Review. He has admitted to trying marijuana, without effect, while beyond the three-mile territorial limit at sea, where US law is not in effect. Buckley's son Christopher admits to pot smoking at Yale in his delightful book Wry Martinis. Also don't miss his Thank You for Smoking, a hilarious fictional account featuring the cigarette, gun and liquor lobbies.



I'd still agree, typically, potheads aren't the most successful people...

Reply to JustPlainJef

On the contrary. Who after the arms dealers makes the most money? The drugs dealers. Interestingly Pot is about the only drug that you would consistently expect a dealer to take themselves. Howard Marks didn't do to badly out of the game and I've met couple of Dutch coffee shop owners and they are doing quite nicely thank you.

I still maintain the biggest thing holding pot heads back is social stigma. I guess the true drug of success would have to be Cocaine though.. Personally I prefer the company of mellow pot heads.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Speaking of Potheads... Here is a pic of my friend Seth during his tour in Afghanistan... He and his division came across an entire crop field full of weed near the Pakistani border. His orders were to then burn the entire field down using diesel fuel... He said he had a contact high for days and smelled like the stuff for weeks (it took 4 days to burn the field down). The MP's were practically fighting each other to guard the crops...
Enjoy
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/haiden05/MeinPotfield00.jpg

Reply to lvdax

Kush.... Ahhhh come to daddy baby!

God there is just so much porn on here tonight!! :D

EDIT: One hell of a walk to the Garage for Rizla though...

Reply to audiovoodoo

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/haiden05/MeinPotfield00.jpg

Holy God, good Lord, merciful Allah, sweet Jesus, wondrous Buddha, all knowing Brahma... That, is the textbook definition of heaven. Pure herb. Such a wondrous and beautiful sight.

Reply to dasickninja

hahaha i have more pics at home.. He has one in a field where the crop is above his head... I'll hunt them down and post them... The funny part is he got extra haz pay for burning the fields... lucky bastage...

Reply to lvdax

*Ponders divine command to burn the kush*

Reply to dasickninja

Always the good little atheist, (mis)quoting scripture to suit your needs. :P

Reply to VBDude
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