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JustPlainJef   02-28-2007 at 02:07:51 PM
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Notice the spelling error in the title, and all of us shaking our heads...

...*steals Llama's shiny new pedant hat*...

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Everett   02-28-2007 at 02:16:59 PM
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sorry, forgot this was a grammer fourm :oops:

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llama_man   02-28-2007 at 03:01:45 PM
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forum :roll:


I'll be having that hat back now, thanks

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JustPlainJef   02-28-2007 at 03:54:38 PM
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DAMNIT!!!

...*hands hat back to Llama, muttering under breath "how could I miss that? Stupid, stupid!" [/Chris Farley]*...

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tool_462   02-28-2007 at 05:28:54 PM
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8O Pentium 2!

128MB of SD RAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's overkill they say.

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VBDude   02-28-2007 at 05:59:45 PM
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No, no. It's your liberal use of exclamation points that they say is overkill. :P

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audiovoodoo   02-28-2007 at 09:06:41 PM
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** picks up tennis racket **

You were saying?

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VBDude   02-28-2007 at 10:09:28 PM
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Well, you're in a different league. I believe it's honorarily called AVer kill.

Is "honorarily" a word?

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audiovoodoo   02-28-2007 at 11:11:30 PM
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** Picks up the yellow ball **
** Sends ball aloft and lines up a killer serve **
** Hits VB at high speed in the direction of the llamas arse, causing the rapidly traveling ball to become embedded up the llamas rectum **

I'm sure the pervert must have bumped balls before now given his exploits. The prospect of two for one rectal delights might be to much for him to resist... :twisted:

[/There is no such thing as overkill]

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dasickninja   02-28-2007 at 11:24:20 PM
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Now did you hit the ball that hard or is it because the Llama's ass has been ravaged by the pervert so many times that things just slide in like a hot dog in a hallway?

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lvdax   02-28-2007 at 11:57:32 PM
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For those of you that are visual people:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/AV-ThrowVBDude2.jpg

next pic: *Censored*

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WingDing   03-01-2007 at 12:13:33 AM
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...*emerges exhausted from censored scene*...

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lvdax   03-01-2007 at 12:21:25 AM
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Quote :

...*emerges exhausted from censored scene*...



Hey guys... I got a great pic of the scene... Sorry about the bad resolution... took it on my camera phone...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/Llama-VB.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/Llama-wingy.jpg

Sorry VB im on a roll

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WingDing   03-01-2007 at 12:27:31 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! :D

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 12:45:16 AM
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Christ I'm in tears here 8O 8O :lol: 8O 8O

** Awards prize POOP **

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 12:53:02 AM
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Quote :

Now did you hit the ball that hard or is it because the Llama's ass has been ravaged by the pervert so many times that things just slide in like a hot dog in a hallway?



I just know the llama enjoys deep penetration.

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VBDude   03-01-2007 at 12:56:16 AM
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*Bastages* Both of you!

I did like the camera phone reference though. :lol:

Okay, have an Emmy: :trophy:

...you jackass.

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 01:02:05 AM
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** Submits video cam footage to GayThumpers.com **

Hehehe.. the little yellow porn star :P

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dasickninja   03-01-2007 at 01:04:13 AM
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Wow... just.. wow.

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lvdax   03-01-2007 at 01:08:16 AM
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I am sitting here at work trying SOOO hard not to laugh of loud... Look like this 8O :oops: :D :oops:

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 01:09:56 AM
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Yeah... I was just taking a second look and thinking the same thing...

He must have airbrushed the llamas cellulite... no doubt about it. [/questions motivation]

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 01:11:44 AM
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Quote :

http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/079.gif


Aaww... you look so.... satisfied

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VBDude   03-01-2007 at 01:17:26 AM
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I escaped. Llama’s pedantry hat saved me, except for that one hole. Wingy wasn't kidding about that acidic man-juice.

*returns to Anna Kournikova's shorts*

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audiovoodoo   03-01-2007 at 01:23:24 AM
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** Calls news of the world - Listen how much for an exclusive on Anna K has skid marked shorts with spunk stains on them special?? **

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VBDude   03-01-2007 at 01:30:13 AM
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"Did you get pictures on lvdax's camera phone? We'll pay you as soon as VB gives Wingding's credit card back to us."

Don't bother. I was decontaminated before returning home.

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dasickninja   03-01-2007 at 01:48:02 AM
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Yet you still glow...

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Everett   03-01-2007 at 03:11:36 AM
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Quote :

...*emerges exhausted from censored scene*...



Hey guys... I got a great pic of the scene... Sorry about the bad resolution... took it on my camera phone...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/Llama-VB.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/Llama-wingy.jpg

Sorry VB im on a roll
You guys are fcukin animals, no pun intended :roll:

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lvdax   03-01-2007 at 07:44:39 AM
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Watch it Everett...you might be next :wink:

*Grabs tennis racquet*
Hey AV your serve or mine??

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mugz   03-01-2007 at 09:55:32 AM
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I go away for a day and the place becomes bloody Wimbledon. Ah, well.

*enjoys the show*

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dasickninja   03-01-2007 at 02:33:34 PM
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You guys play doubles? I brought my racquet.

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llama_man   03-01-2007 at 03:05:01 PM
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Quote :

I go away for a day and the place becomes bloody Wimbledon.



I hope not. It'll be full of South Africans.

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JustPlainJef   03-01-2007 at 03:13:43 PM
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We could get Dave Matthews to do a concert...


Which always makes me think back to the story of the kids from Africa who was denied an African-American scholarship because he wasn't "African-American", but he was an American who came from Africa.[/sorry about the bloody tangent.]

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mugz   03-01-2007 at 03:50:11 PM
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*stuns llama and uses for testing Wingding-attractant pheromones* [/bastage]

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llama_man   03-01-2007 at 03:58:00 PM
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Heh, I'd forgotten that Mugz was a saffer. Bonus joke!


Here - you can have some of my fur to use for your experiments. I'm off to have lunch.

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mugz   03-01-2007 at 04:09:04 PM
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*weaves a llama-fur hat*

Anyone want a Genuine Llama-Fur Pedantry hat? You get a +5 Pedant bonus.

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llama_man   03-01-2007 at 05:46:10 PM
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I think pedantry has gone out of fashion.

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lvdax   03-01-2007 at 06:03:37 PM
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*stuns llama and uses for testing Wingding-attractant pheromones* [/bastage]


How did you get "wingding" scent that doesn't melt the bottle???

Actually the better question is what did you have to do to get the scent? Is there something you want to tell us?? :wink:

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lvdax   03-01-2007 at 06:10:26 PM
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Quote :

*weaves a llama-fur hat*

Anyone want a Genuine Llama-Fur Pedantry hat? You get a +5 Pedant bonus.



Do you get to ride on the llama during the next Wingy show??? [/TJ back alley show]

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VBDude   03-01-2007 at 08:23:37 PM
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Quote :

*weaves a llama-fur hat*

Anyone want a Genuine Llama-Fur Pedantry hat? You get a +5 Pedant bonus.


My Lore skill is a little low, does it include any other bonuses?

*attempts to pick-pocket*

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mugz   03-02-2007 at 09:41:53 AM
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Oh please, everyone who spends any amount of time here soon discovers that the Wingding has a thing for llamas. So all I had to do was bottle llama odour.

@VBDude

No, just a Pedant bonus.

*attempt to pickpocket the DM fails*

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JustPlainJef   03-02-2007 at 01:14:05 PM
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...*attempts to drop-kick the DM in the head*...

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mugz   03-02-2007 at 02:10:31 PM
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Oh, dear, looks like you rolled a 1... :twisted:

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JustPlainJef   03-02-2007 at 04:46:36 PM
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1 = Headshot (I think in CyberPunk)

(as our old DM used to say when we started getting on his case a bit)
"There's a giant boulder floating above your head. No matter where you move, it stays right above you..."

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VBDude   03-02-2007 at 05:49:56 PM
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How much do you want for it? [/Wingy's credit card at the ready]

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mugz   03-03-2007 at 12:15:42 PM
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I always played the classic 3rd edition. 1 = critical failure.

when players annoy me too much I drop pianos on them. [/cartoons]

@ VBDude: fifty grams of platinum...

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JustPlainJef   03-05-2007 at 02:03:01 PM
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Yes, 1 = critical failure, but in one of the games (I think CyberPunk, not sure), after you hit, you rolled the location of the hit, and 1 was a headshot...

I like the pants idea...

:P

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