Bi-weekly Official Unofficial The Other Pissing Contest

*Looks around....all clear... unzips and starts pissing in cubicle....*
Oh not that pissing???? Sorry... took it a little too literal.

You're just trying to collect samples - for future incriminating purposes.

As if only urine samples can be incriminating. . . .

The fact that you use a AMD/Intel processor on a NVIDIA/Intel/ATI/AMD/VIA/ALI chipset with a AMD/NVIDIA graphics card and 2/4/8 gigabytes of Corsair/Crucial/Kingston/Mushkin/OCZ/TwinMos RAM is incriminating enough. Doubly so if any part is watercooled and / or UV reactive. I haven't made up my mind the scoring for dual Raptors.

But then again that's how the other forums piss. . . not here. Here its. . . its. . . um. . . its. . .

er. . .

. . .

You get wood.

DUH!

icebreaker???

Seems overly optomistic to merely break ice.

*unzips pants and proceeds to drown 3/4 of the community*

Or are we talking about rig specs?

Depends on the costruction and finish. . .

http://forumz.tomshardware.com/mod [...] e+complete

You be the judge and jury.

It's pretty hard too. Was long but it got cut. So you likey?

We do stuff like this:


and this:


When you can take the pebble from my hand. . .

LOLs. You really need to get rid of the imageshack account. They suck.

365lbs at 215lbs, raw (of course). I know, it's not much but I don't get to train bench like I'd want to.

One of the guys that works at our gym is 45, weighs about 240, and benched 5 wheels a few weeks ago, RAW. That's awesome! For those that don't know, that is 495Lbs. I told him to at least put a nickel on each side to get 500+ but he just wanted 5 wheels.

He did it the old skool body-builder (flaired elbows, bar touches high on the chest) style too. It looked pretty easy for him even though that's his best ever. I think that's just incredible. He always jokes around with me claiming he a senior citizen. Fcuk me, senior citizen indeed.

You've got to think of it the other way. I hope I'm still tossing up some weight at that age.

There's another older guy in the gym that's been training for a long time (according to him and from his build, I could agree with it). He trains chest often. He looks to be about 50 now. I spotted him on 285 once. It was rough for him but he made it. I said good job and all. He said thanks and that one of these days he'll get his 3 wheels. :?: I was surprised. For as long as he has claimed that he's trained, he never put up 315. I just don't understand that. I don't get how people don't stand back at some point a realize they're doing something wrong and it's time to change. He should have put up 315 years ago.

Tool, thanks for the linky.

If you get a chance to pick it up, the latest MaxPC has a wood PC case as their rig of the month. :? Didn't they tell you they stopped doing that feature?

Uh, resume pissing...

Yeah well I got an email last week from them. The guy said they might do a short article on my case in a couple months due to the current issue.

Their site did say they weren't taking submissions though.

Anoobis: Hell yeah I hope I'm pushing up 365 at age 40+

Urine is only part of what I'm about to unleash.

...*fills thread rapidly with tarry, stinking effluent*...

Acidic pus.

A wise move. See if you can find some noobs to send down here.

...*leaves signs for free as-yet-unreleased ATI and nVidia graphics cards pointing to Wingy's secret lair, waits for train of n00bs*...

I come here to enjoy friendship and company; not to be "told" that I do too much of "one thing".

Its disgraceful that people would assume that they know me courtesy of some posts I put down here; its appalling.

In fact, it reflects their neglect/ignorance.

I have never assumed one's individuality to be anthing but their own when reading their posts, despite their relevance, of course.

Piss on that.

I picture this all going down in that original room from Saw. You know, the tile floor and bathtub one.

I come here to enjoy friendship and company; not to be "told" that I do too much of "one thing".

Its disgraceful that people would assume that they know me courtesy of some posts I put down here; its appalling.

In fact, it reflects their neglect/ignorance.

I have never assumed one's individuality to be anthing but their own when reading their posts, despite their relevance, of course.

Piss on that.


youre such a focking n00b