Richard Jeni. . . dead?

who?

*shrugs*

I saw him at Umass (Amherst) back in '90 or '91. My ribs hurt the next day from
laughing so hard. I guess he was making a ton of money on the road, but had deep
depression he unfortunately couldn't over come.


Sad.

Hmmm just actually read that linky.

Apparently they (and he) knew what was wrong with him. So I guess he wasn't taking his medicine? Don't they have pills for that nowadays?

He now gets to spend eternity...with Wingy!

Which is why they aren't called dead people anymore. They're now referred to as being llamatose.

should it be?

No, but Wingy does, and we try to hide it inside llamas...

** looks down from tree **

meh! not even dry roasted

No no..... Come down for this little treat...... Nice Monkey......

i have a feeling a chainsaw would be better.

But your so old and wrinkly... Maybe if you wore the veil. My eyes can only handle so much.

** Calmly walks over to fridge, opens door and pulls out several six packs of coors **
** Opens cans and poors over the fire from below extinguishing the flames**

Finally a use for that shi[i][/i]te..

** starts coughing at a slightly acidic foul smell best described as boiled urine **

Fookin hates monkeys though

You're right.. he should just have posted porn.

** calmly walks over to wardrobe whilst making quick call to greenpeace **
** pulls out and puts on Mugz Labs fire survival suit **
** descends from tree to face the grumpy old git **

I've got 500 smelly pissed off hippys on route to kick your ass you evil git. I'd just got an inside privy installed in that place.. [/flash for Manchester]

*well meet my friend mister Bradley!!!!*
*locks & loads auto cannon*
*watches 500 hippies piss down their legs*
As you were saying?????

Say "Hello" to BigMac while you're there.

You bastards.

*waits impatiently for June vaca*

*Passes blueberry wrapping paper to the monkey*

Here's some Zig-Zag's white & golds......

*passes green to the Monkey for toke*

WHEEEEEW!!!!!

*Nasty Bastage bomb laid*
*WW on time*

I have my corned beef ready & I'm buying a cabbage Fri. (I want it fresh)..........

I won't be doin the green beer here though.... That green draft sh-t they make for St. Pats is sh-t........ I'll be drinkin my regular Coors!!!!!

I do have a head of steam going into St. Pats though....

Corned Beef, Cabbage and Coors.....I think they may be smelling that one clear over in Ireland.

The stench from my pants helps to mask it, but only just.