Google TiSP (BETA)

Lol this cracked me up....
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&oi= [...] 1hmN6YdlKg
Hope you guys enjoy it as much as me.

One day those bastards will have something I can use...

Yes of course I get it... I'm a chimp not a Coors drinker.

Maybe not, but even a chimp knows when it's piss in a bottle..

Doesn't Auburn use this?

What's the earliest on the 1st that you pranked someone?

Me, I got the local loon at 00:03 with a cellphone gag - someone wanted to demonstrate his new ringtone and the madman was absolutely convinced he'd been listed on the dude's phone as me.

Oscar said to Charl, 'ring my phone, you'll love my new ringtone'.
Charl whips out his cellphone, starts hunting Oscar's number down.
I carefully take out my phone and call Oscar. Charl at this point is still feverishly looking for the number. He finds and dials it.

Oscar's phone starts doing the demonic laughter thing and displaying the following: 'Mugz 083 xxx xxxx Calling'
Charl is duly impressed, until he looks at the screen. Both of them were convinced Charl's number had been saved under my name until I admitted (with much difficulty) that yes, I had rung his phone. I admitted by saying, 'I am marking that on the calendar. Charl, you've been hacked!' Then I indicated to them the date.

Well that would change things from to or at least.

Another good idea "flushed" down the toilet. [/bad pun]

They just use old bottles, I once saw a Coors label slapped over a Heineken label...they just pour it out of the can and into whatever bottles are in the recycling.

Or you can just get Coors light in those stupid ass skinny/tall cans.

Coors Light is just regular Coors that's been filtered through someone's kidneys.

At first im like... wow.. then im like google wouldnt do something as this as a joke...(didnt read it all just scanned over it first time) then i was like those bitches its april fools.

I know.. I try what can i say... well its my first reply to my own thread so i had to make it special.

My boyfriend almost fell for this...

last night

"hey did you hear about this Google Tisp? sounds kinda neat!"

"hun did you read the thing?"

"not really"

"read it"

"it's a april fools joke isn't it"

"yup"

*knocks Shata unconscious with a dart rifle and some elephant tranquilizer*

*dresses the limp drooling Shata in a llama suit*

*hands out remotes*

*Dons a raincoat*

*Finds a seat to watch the show*

*Is disgusted but can't look away*

*Is also glad he wore a rain coat*

...*buys over-priced raincoat from stand*...

...*pops beer*...

*presses random buttons on llama-suit remote*

** sets up video stream to gayllamathumpers.com **

Foreplay is a new concept for this site..

This would imply you are missing receiving as much as giving? :?

Or that he's to good a fluffer of your septic shaft..