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Riser   04-04-2007 at 02:34:32 PM
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haha that's awesome.

Sat there for an hour as the guy drove around. haha

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strangestranger   04-04-2007 at 02:36:39 PM
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stupid cow for trying to hold a wild animal.

probably was just a bit bored and wanted to cruise for a while, don't we all get like that.

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Riser   04-04-2007 at 02:48:50 PM
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Spider Monkeys are the little guys that wear the hat and collect the money from the guy playing music.

They're friendly animals but have their own personality. They get pissed, they throw sh*t at you.

They don't like being held, they like holding on to you.

Some guy was giving one way last year and I was trying to convince my coworker he needed a spider monkey to pick up women. :P

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JustPlainJef   04-04-2007 at 03:09:58 PM
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I was trying to convince my coworker he needed a spider monkey to pick up women. :P

I'll bet it would work. Well, at least get the conversation started.

All Dane Cook wants is a monkey to drive his get away car after his next bank heist.

:lol:

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Riser   04-04-2007 at 04:06:23 PM
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Think of the vet bills and how much attention they'd need, plus if they get bored they'd trash your house, rip stuff apart.

The guy was giving it away with a cage.. he was like 30 something and said his mom didn't like the thing anymore. 30 something living in his parent's basement still.. but he had a spider monkey. haha

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mugz   04-04-2007 at 04:45:30 PM
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It would be acceptable if he'd moved out first and then back into his folks' house.

If he's never lived anywhere except his parents' basement... sad.

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Riser   04-04-2007 at 05:05:35 PM
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Dunno. It was under the "Pets" section of the newspaper. I found it entertaining at least.. that he said he was living in his parents' basement. :P

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tool_462   04-04-2007 at 05:14:37 PM
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Quote :

I was trying to convince my coworker he needed a spider monkey to pick up women. :P

I'll bet it would work. Well, at least get the conversation started.

All Dane Cook wants is a monkey to drive his get away car after his next bank heist.

:lol:

"Coming home from work, how excited would you be knowing that SOMEWHERE in your house there is a monkey in a suit of armor that you are going to have to battle?"

Dane- "Where are you!?"
Monkey "I'm in the closet!"
Dane- "You talked?"
Monkey "I taught myself to talk! LETS FIGHT!"

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mugz   04-04-2007 at 05:18:16 PM
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'There's an evil monkey in my closet.' [/10 points]

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Anoobis   04-04-2007 at 05:36:43 PM
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That woman should be put to sleep and the monkey should be treated for rabies.

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VBDude   04-04-2007 at 07:10:40 PM
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:lol: :lol:

I have a friend who was trying to get an exotic pet license and planning a move to a city that would let him have a spider monkey as a pet. I bet he'd love to hear this.

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lvdax   04-04-2007 at 07:44:07 PM
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'There's an evil monkey in my closet.' [/10 points]


Is that why AV hasn't been around lately??

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tool_462   04-04-2007 at 08:00:11 PM
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He's been at driving school. I made him go so he can drive the van for my heist.

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Riser   04-04-2007 at 09:45:57 PM
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I have a friend



Liar.

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VBDude   04-04-2007 at 10:38:27 PM
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Dang, just because I haven't talk to him in a couple years... :P

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Riser   04-05-2007 at 02:45:49 PM
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You are in that padded room for a reason...

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audiovoodoo   04-05-2007 at 04:18:07 PM
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'There's an evil monkey in my closet.' [/10 points]


Is that why AV hasn't been around lately??

I have been sat there thinking how the hell I can come out of his closet without a barrage of innuendo from the likes of you. :? 8O

I've actually been out looking for a new tree house. Some unfortunate bastards out there are shortly going to have to put up with sharing a house with a monkey. :twisted:

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audiovoodoo   04-05-2007 at 04:20:46 PM
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Quote :


Dane- "You talked?"
Monkey "I taught myself to talk! LETS FIGHT!"



Bring it on motherf[i][/i]uckers :wink:

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Riser   04-05-2007 at 04:23:09 PM
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I have been sat there thinking how the hell I can come out of his closet without a barrage of innuendo from the likes of you.



If you admit it, we won't have any innuendos to make up.

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WingDing   04-05-2007 at 04:28:19 PM
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He'd only be stating the obvious. He and I have been engaged in unlubricated bottomsex for several months.

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audiovoodoo   04-05-2007 at 05:32:29 PM
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I'd hurl poop but you'd only enjoy it :roll:

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WingDing   04-05-2007 at 05:47:02 PM
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Yes. Yes I would.

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audiovoodoo   04-05-2007 at 06:03:07 PM
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** Squats down with a slightly strained look on face **
** Deftly clenches butt cheeks and squirts out poop into the shape of a four leafed clover **
** serves to the pervert on a bed of crispy pubic hair with a twist of lemon on top **

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WingDing   04-05-2007 at 06:09:52 PM
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What, no pus gravy?

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strangestranger   04-05-2007 at 06:10:21 PM
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that twist of lemon really adds class.

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audiovoodoo   04-05-2007 at 06:13:12 PM
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Now you ask for wet style :roll:

** grabs passing spotty waitress **
** quickly runs cheese grater over her face **

There.. zit and black head dressing do you?

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JustPlainJef   04-05-2007 at 08:32:54 PM
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Quote :

"Coming home from work, how excited would you be knowing that SOMEWHERE in your house there is a monkey in a suit of armor that you are going to have to battle?"

Dane- "Where are you!?"
Monkey "I'm in the closet!"
Dane- "You talked?"
Monkey "I taught myself to talk! LETS FIGHT!"


Funny animation!

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