DRAM Class Action Lawsuit against Micron, NEC, and Winbond

I just got it in the mail today...

Total net settlement of $160 Million to anybody who purchased DRAM from any of these companies or its subsidiaries between April 1, 1999 and June 30, 2002. Chime in if you have heard anything about this.

You've been in hiding for months, you get dealt a fresh n00b like this and thats the best you can come up with?

Sir, you are as much of a disappointment as the llama.

Near as I can tell, the settlement only affects "direct purchasers" of RAM. for whatever reason, those of us losers who bought RAM from Crucial are not eligible. which sux cause I bought a ton of RAM from Crucial (owned by Micron) between 1999 and 2002.

dunno buddy.

...*Uses remote to cause llama to chew through the ropes*...

He just fell into the acid, another minute or two and he should be just as you like him...

I forgot to mention - the acid is a 1/8 dilute solution. It should take a little longer, but you won't be affected if you start so long.

Yup - just stunned. I prefer to leave my victims alive until you get around to them. More fun that way.

Not much else to admire, is there? [/rude]

Bondage? I thought you preferred free-range...dead or alive...

*Blinks*

Yea, that & I still have a zero monthly balance on my platinum card...... [/extremely harsh]

"Thin but I'll take it," said RC as he looked at his legs. [/continuing harshness]

If it fades as quickly as his memory, he won't even know soon. [/mixed blessing]

Coors would make quick work of that duct tape. [/that explains the urostomy bag]

Tell that to the old man's brittle bones...

...and your spawn.

*readies the Coors sprayer*