What's with all the attitude towards people wanting to use an old version of Office? I'm a POWER user, and I wouldn't touch anything newer than Office 2003 with a 10 foot pole. Seriously, productivity-wise, going from Office 2000/2002/2003 to a newer version, with that awful ribbon interface (and other issues) is like going from a Ferrari to a bicycle. But, even worse, you now have to learn to steer the bicycle with your feet and work the pedals with your hands. So, for future reference, please don't give people a hard time for using an old version.
P.S. Oh, also, I paid for my copies of 2000 and 2002 and own use of them for life. By comparison, you're basically renting your Office 2007/2010/2013 as well as most "modern" software. When you are no longer allowed to activate your "modern" office in a few years because you ran out of activations or because M$ no longer wants to support your software, you'll be SOL (or out of yet more money) while I'll probably still be running Office XP on my old-arse PC or virtual machine!
P.P.S. I can't speak for Win8, but the full Office XP (2002) works on Win7 Pro x64. I haven't checked every bitty utility, but all the major components do.