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Analenda
More Things that Annoy Analenda
Analenda is particulary annoyed these last few days. She has been
buying nice little tents and houses from Comfort Properties and Travel
Services so that she has a nice place to stay out of the nasty rain and
ash when traveling around Vvardenfel. These are small places, but cosy
and warm and dry And when they are more expensive, they are nicely
furnished, Analenda is even finding some grand soul gems in them. And
Analenda is having visions of trapping a Golden Saint or two in these
Grand Soul Gems. But is that happening? No, that is not happening.
What is happening is Analenda is trying to trap a Deadroth in a Lesser
Soul Gem and finds it fills a Grand Soul Gem. And Analenda is trying
to trap a Mini Dagoth and finding it takes a Grand Soul Gem. And
Analenda is trying to trap an Ancestral Ghost in one and finding it is
a Gateway Haunt and takes a Grand Soul Gem. And so Analenda is
carrying around these heavy Grand Soul Gems and is getting them filled
with not-things-that-give-constant-enchantments. That is what is
happening. If Analenda could not get good gold for these worthless
Grand Soul Gems full of worthless souls, she would be mroe than
annoyed. She would be angry.
And not only that, Analenda is now being attacked by Fallen Ordinators.
Which have armor that could be sold for much gold except it is too
heavy to carry anywhere far and who has so much money to pay for
strange heavy armor, anyway? And Analenda is nearly getting killed by
these Fallen Ordinators. And why is this? It is because she is not
getting better at fighting very fast because Spot is killing everything
quickly, Constance is killing everything quickly. And where is Spot,
where is Constance, where is Laura when Analenda is being attacked and
nearly killed by these bad people? They are downstairs running around
and not helping Analenda to fight, that is where they are. If Analenda
did not get lonely without them, Analenda would be very angry with them
and leave them behind. That is what Analenda would do.
Analenda is working very hard, and Analenda's companions are not
carrying their weight. Well, they are carrying some weight. They are
carrying some of Analenda's food and some of Analenda's water and many
of Analenda's arrows. Laura is carrying nice Adamantium armor for
Analenda, while poor Analenda only has Dark Brotherhood armor to carry.
And Constance is carrying a nice Daedric Waikaziri for Analenda while
Analenda is only carrying a silly glass dagger that makes a Bound
Dagger on Strike. Well, and Foebane. Analenda is carrying Foebane.
Analenda is not liking the way Constance is looking at Foebane. And
Analenda is carrying firekits and bedrolls and many kinds of cooking
gear because Analenda is liking nice things to eat. Sometimes it
seems that all poor Analenda does is carrying things from one end of
this island to the other. Analenda is almost too wearly to be annoyed
at carrying things.
One thing that Analenda is not too weary to be annoyed at is that silly
TarMar mystery. Analenda is searching and seeking and running all over
Vvardenfell and TarMar and Analenda is not finding any strange portals
or missing governors or--more importantly--missing treasures. Analenda
would like to stick Foebane up the Emperor's.....well, Analenda is too
polite to say where she would like to stick Foebane.
Analenda
More Things that Annoy Analenda
Analenda is particulary annoyed these last few days. She has been
buying nice little tents and houses from Comfort Properties and Travel
Services so that she has a nice place to stay out of the nasty rain and
ash when traveling around Vvardenfel. These are small places, but cosy
and warm and dry And when they are more expensive, they are nicely
furnished, Analenda is even finding some grand soul gems in them. And
Analenda is having visions of trapping a Golden Saint or two in these
Grand Soul Gems. But is that happening? No, that is not happening.
What is happening is Analenda is trying to trap a Deadroth in a Lesser
Soul Gem and finds it fills a Grand Soul Gem. And Analenda is trying
to trap a Mini Dagoth and finding it takes a Grand Soul Gem. And
Analenda is trying to trap an Ancestral Ghost in one and finding it is
a Gateway Haunt and takes a Grand Soul Gem. And so Analenda is
carrying around these heavy Grand Soul Gems and is getting them filled
with not-things-that-give-constant-enchantments. That is what is
happening. If Analenda could not get good gold for these worthless
Grand Soul Gems full of worthless souls, she would be mroe than
annoyed. She would be angry.
And not only that, Analenda is now being attacked by Fallen Ordinators.
Which have armor that could be sold for much gold except it is too
heavy to carry anywhere far and who has so much money to pay for
strange heavy armor, anyway? And Analenda is nearly getting killed by
these Fallen Ordinators. And why is this? It is because she is not
getting better at fighting very fast because Spot is killing everything
quickly, Constance is killing everything quickly. And where is Spot,
where is Constance, where is Laura when Analenda is being attacked and
nearly killed by these bad people? They are downstairs running around
and not helping Analenda to fight, that is where they are. If Analenda
did not get lonely without them, Analenda would be very angry with them
and leave them behind. That is what Analenda would do.
Analenda is working very hard, and Analenda's companions are not
carrying their weight. Well, they are carrying some weight. They are
carrying some of Analenda's food and some of Analenda's water and many
of Analenda's arrows. Laura is carrying nice Adamantium armor for
Analenda, while poor Analenda only has Dark Brotherhood armor to carry.
And Constance is carrying a nice Daedric Waikaziri for Analenda while
Analenda is only carrying a silly glass dagger that makes a Bound
Dagger on Strike. Well, and Foebane. Analenda is carrying Foebane.
Analenda is not liking the way Constance is looking at Foebane. And
Analenda is carrying firekits and bedrolls and many kinds of cooking
gear because Analenda is liking nice things to eat. Sometimes it
seems that all poor Analenda does is carrying things from one end of
this island to the other. Analenda is almost too wearly to be annoyed
at carrying things.
One thing that Analenda is not too weary to be annoyed at is that silly
TarMar mystery. Analenda is searching and seeking and running all over
Vvardenfell and TarMar and Analenda is not finding any strange portals
or missing governors or--more importantly--missing treasures. Analenda
would like to stick Foebane up the Emperor's.....well, Analenda is too
polite to say where she would like to stick Foebane.
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