How heavy of packages do you ship on the average local delivery????
The reason I asked is, I bought a 16 horse engine on Ebay for my tractor.... The dam thing weighs 87 lbs....... The guy shipped it FedEx...... It's supposed to be here today...... I just thought, that's a way heavy a package for local.... [shrug]
We do up to 150#.
FedEx... Dumbas[b][/b]s.
...*dodges WFOD*...
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Nice move!!!! [notes move & compensates for next time]
WOW, I guess I didn't know that you could ship that heavy.....
I didn't have anything to do with the FedEx thing...... I just paid the $69 for shipping... He sent it....
Even though Loftus isn't here anymore, I gotta give FedEx a little grief. I know it wasn't your choice.
Yea, I haven't seen him around in awhile now..... ABL is in the same boat......
:?
What? Was the comic too complicated for you?
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*plays BattleShip*
C5...
You sank my submarine... :? :?
Dang. Can you see the frigate?
My submarine sank itself.
Now it's stalking you!
You cheat... You can't move the pieces...
In the game of chess, you can't let your enemy see your pieces. [/Capt. Zap Brannigan]
ive sent a 70+ lb server in the mail before.
I lost a server that way before... It showed up completely unusable..
sorry about that
It was my fault if anything... I had a chance to bring it with me on a flight or over night it and let my intern at the time pack and ship it.
$5000 Dell PowerEdge 2450 down the drain. Thank god for Dells warranty's
. They had a tech onsite next day and replaced the MB.
nice.
damn interns, i hope you banged her.
I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk. /40-Year Old Virgin
did you just thump me in the nuts?
[/40yov]
No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be.
In every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
"Go fu[i][/i]ck a goat!"
"Why you always telling me to f[i][/i]uck a goat, man?"
It looks fetching on you. The goat I mean...
Just for clarification....
he DID say goat....
he could have said LLAMA!!!!!
Llamas are soooooooo last season [/bitchy]
Oh, so does Llama know this?
[/wants to see a lover's quarrel]
That's it, just keep on stirring...
*sets up lawn chairs and bottomless beer cooler*
**Visits Mugz BO labs**
**Pulls MgI and MgIV out of old stock shelves**
**Goes to location of growing drama**
**Dresses 2 n00bs in suits**
**Sets up webcam**
Have fun boys....
MgI
MgIV
Must be deformed rabbit season...
Actually its Antelope season...
**Dresses Llama up in Mugz Labz MaII suit**
**Leaves**
And it's always goatse season....
Yes...Yes it is...
...*demonstrates*...
Oh look, some nasty colonic tumours
**Vomits on Wingding**
**Runs towards the bathroom**
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*grins evilly*
*sets up vidcam to record 'relay reaming'*
*makes notes to compare with previous efforts*
Mike.
PS: First you got his attention, then you presented your bum and ran... tsk tsk.
VBDude is in the bathroom... I am going to escape thru the window...
**Grins evilly**
What's that got to do with it?
*lays a load*
He went that way, Wingy...
*points passively*
*continues crapping*
Next time light a match
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I thought you would be more of a tubgirl fan, and no I'm not linking to it..
Thanks for not linking. I was traumatised (again) because I'd actually forgotten what goatse was...
I did not need the reminder.
Only traumatised? I'm starting to think I should post the link to the tub girl picture.. Perhaps the description would be enough..
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Now I did not put a link in there but on my preview you seem to be able to click the URL.. so just in case any of you are sick enough..
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
8O 8O
I remember when that pic started circulating... Jeez that is some sick sh[i][/i]it.. [/pun intended]
Now why did I know you would be the first to follow that one...
Because I wouldn't touch it.
Someone has to make up for all of the sins that VB doesn't do.
How did this class of filth get into my thread? :x
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With a bit of lube and a satisfying slurp..
Oh yea...I forgot (again)....
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