I guess he ran away. . .

Story

It was a business man!! He was sitting there waiting for someone to call the cops....and when they came....he put on his clothes shaved his head bald and shaved his balls so nobody would reconize him anymore.

ps:what stressed out people won't do to feel relaxed again. Poor stressed out nutheads. I am glad I don't own a stressjob. Orelse I would be trowing keyboards and monitors.

...*zip-ties Mugz pants shut, for the fun of it!*...

Jeff is married, see his missus for the exact location of his nuts.

Well deserved you nutless freak.

You are only worthy to glimpse my silhouette.

Less sinister.

In your wife's purse. Yes, we all got that.

We should start a support group...

According to your avatar your massive whanger is half way to being able to support them.

My avatar is special, you see only your soul when you look at it.

Do I detect a hint of penis envy?

Wrong again... That's his piercing...

That was my alternate pun.

I couldn't decide which would be funnier, so I asked your mom.....

Yup...and when his mom changes her password he won't be able to log on here anymore!

So are you Sunshine. Don't give up!

That's the right attitude to have. You hang in there, my special little friend...

Here's your short bus, have a good day!

*Sigh*

Sorry, I did not realize she was already out of elementary school....

Mmmm........I like window licking.

Nancy Reagan is a real goer, you know.

The llama is well aware of this

Then just put it out of our misery. PLEASE!

Do you have a pound where he can go to??

All these questions, what is this? Ask a Ninja?

I'm actually never on camera. I'm the Ninja that whispers the questions in peoples ears.