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Hi lads.
Focking tortuous 2 months for ole' Bomber. Fine and dandy though, just suffering from a mild dose of Hard-Focking-Yakka, is all. 
Been slogging in a remote North Queensland sawmill which runs on generators and the beer -- if you can get it -- is piss-warm so, subsequently, Bomber's been hanging for a night out for yonks (have not had a drop of beer or bad food in 2 months; lol - lost 20 kilos).
Back now and got a new job in real estate which starts on May 14th with a course, and let me focking tell yas, it aint a moment too soon because that mill job was focking cruel -- but paid focking awesome.
I've avoided bankruptcy. And, can I just say a big warm thanks to all the lads who chimed in and sent me a supporting email in that time. I tell you plain: I was focked when I left here 2 months ago. If it were not for family and friends, I dont know if I'd have made it to this point. I was focking focked mentally.
So cheers to all the lads - you know who you are.
Very focking nice to see the beach and broads again. Cant wait for this new job and my mate and ex girlfriend who've been looking after this joint have been superb.
Focking Chelsea rolled Liverpool which I was focked off about and I can only imagine the damage the Scouser has done in downtown London over the last week. 
Our lads just won the world cup though and my League team is focking red hot at the moment which is good to see (I aint had any telly or newspapers for 2 months and dont know shite about whats going on in world affairs) lol
I hope you're all well; now lets smoke some noobs! haha
PS. Pissed drunk at the moment so if any focker pisses on my spelling and grammar, well, they can suck me a new one because I aint seen action in all too long and the nightclub tonight is going to be unleased with a man who's primal instincts are in overdrive!
Go the Broads and Beers! 
Hi Bill
Really great to hear this - no doubt you're older and wiser, and the lessons will stand to you.
Now go out and get hammered, you old bastard 
hahaah.
The man!
Nice to see you, bro.
Wiser? How about it focking doing my head in, mate! Lol. But shite yeah, its been a journey.
Admirably, or not, I feel I've come away from a piss-poor situation that was not my fault and made good on it. That another focker's illegal behaviour was not my fault took me a while to swallow; but I'm proud and loud, mate.
Jesus. Two months of no broads and hard yakka and I'm as cut as a prize-fighter so tonight is all good, baby!
First drop of Stella was pure gold.
Mate, I can take some solace from the fact that they caught the mofo in southern Cambodia.
He's to be extradited back here to face charges.
That's a big focking as far as I'm concerned.
It also means - in the eyes of the law - that this mofo will face fraud charges and we're to be a part of that. I cant wait to look the focker in court and tell of the fraudulent shite he put us through. There will be some grace shown that day, I assure you. No anger; just graceful acknowledgement of the torment the focker put us through.
It made my week when I heard it this week that they caught up with him. Cheers to the Aussie and Cambodian police. Big cheers!
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You missed me, bitch!
Great to see you, Phuks. Truly it is.
True that, mate! True that.
It was so funny last night. We left here around 9pm and were home by 2am because I was stuffed tired. Having not had a day off in 2 months with no booze in that time either, I found myself almost asleep at the bar and the party was most certainly over for me then.
It was great to de-stress and see everyone though. Didn't meet any nice sheilas though. 
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Sensational! 
True that!
Oh, were you gone? 
Welcome back, bro! Glad to hear you've been doing ok!
You've been missed around here! Now feel free to tell us about your latest exploits....
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Welcome back, BB!
Glad to know you landed on your feet.
Mike.
PS: You're better at typing drunk than Jef.
Bomber, you're alive. 8O
Congrats, man.
Have fun in court. 
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Hi lads.
It only feels like a long time for me, I think, because I was out in the bush with no communications equipment and no tv and no booze! 
It was like one of those reality tv shows -- but without the sensationalism and cameras.
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Now that is a bloke who is sorely missed. I hope he's doing great.
Glad you held the fort in my absence, Jeff.
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LMAO Jeff.
Love the keyboard references in that.
You too L-Man.
Its nice to be back here with all.
[quote="BomberBill]It only feels like a long time for me, I think, because I was out in the bush with no communications equipment and no tv and no booze! [/quote]
I would've thought that you would have been ecstatic to be in the bush...
Good to hear that you're back and doing well!
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