Roofing Party!!!!!

That's right!!!! I'm throwing a Roofing Party the weekend of 11th, 12th, & 13th......

The work = 30 squares of roof to be stripped & re roofed....

The perks = A couple of cases of ribs & I've spared nothing here..... I've contracted the king of Bar B Que "Fat Daddy" running the smoker / grill...... A whole bunch of side dishes to go along with the ribs...... A never ending supply of Coors beer all 3 days......

No I don't want to brag, but you miss a RC event like this & well, you just haven't made the big time yet......

LMFAO

"Oh God, ya kill me." [/Goose]

I assume it's never-ending because no-one will drink any of it?

Or do you just have a lot of over-hydrated horses?

...*opens wide*....

Quite a view, eh?

So you have lots of food and a six-pack of Coors? That's what I got out of this....

Why do I have to live in what increasingly appears to be the arsehole of nowhere?

Civilisation prefers it that way.

Are you saying I'm in the same line of business as Howard Marks?

We have a drink over here that is just as bad.

Don't lie... if it was free you"d drink it constantly...

RC lives right near his favorite school, Michigan State, in Lansing.

If you have friends like I do, limit the beer till noon, and have your wife dispense it or something,,, otherwise they will be worthless drunk liabilities waiting to fall off your roof and claim from your insurance policy.

Poor sod. They'll never recover your body.

Well, if you saw any signs that said, "Hey, while on 69, cum to the pondee and get a 69 from a skinny-ass old man!" then you were in his neck of the woods. Hope you had your P.O.C. in place.

...*still falling*...

Riser's on lunch.

So lemme get this strait...

In Michigan, you have a party when someone gets shingles? :?: :? :?:

Lets throw rocks at him
**Picks up boulders and tosses a couple in**

*uses a Browning .50cal to assist*

You got that right..... We're doing the big party on Sun...... We should have the roof done by than, hopefully......

Cool, so I did learn something from that road trip.

Your country is currently hosting a Wingding in Cape Cod, near a small town called Falmouth. On Wednesday I will be moving to Portland, Maine.

You may want to alert the local state troopers that there is a Wingding at large.

...*Sends large quantities of Malibu & pineapple to east coast, in hopes of preventing the infection from spreading*...

...*lassoos state of Virginia with massive coc[b][/b]k*...

good thing they were useless anyways