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BomberBill   05-19-2007 at 10:37:26 AM
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Jeez Ninja. I can see this gag went down well with the lads. :oops: :P

Better luck next time, mate. :wink: :)

I was thinking along the lines of:

A Double D titted sheila in a wet t-shirt comp has written on the front: "I'm RC's Love Child!"

That would be a focking classic!

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WingDing   05-19-2007 at 10:54:29 AM
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Especially if the kid looked really fuc[b][/b]ked up, with atrophied legs. "A chip off the old block".

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BomberBill   05-19-2007 at 11:12:30 AM
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Especially if the kid looked really fuc[b][/b]ked up, with atrophied legs. "A chip off the old block".



HAHAHAH. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Ole Sparrow strikes again!"

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WingDing   05-19-2007 at 11:15:36 AM
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Poor old RCPilot. I've seen better legs on an oil rig.

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llama_man   05-21-2007 at 01:25:06 PM
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"A chip off the oldest block".



Fixed.

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HardWareBoss   05-21-2007 at 07:55:50 PM
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Poor old RCPilot. I've seen better legs on an oil rig.

When the heck was the last time you where at an Oil Rig?

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dasickninja   05-21-2007 at 08:02:12 PM
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There was that time he tried to molest a couple blue whales and needed proper lube....

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WingDing   05-21-2007 at 08:21:56 PM
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It was the first time they had ever had spoutsex.

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dasickninja   05-21-2007 at 08:39:52 PM
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And people wonder why the sea is so salty.

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WingDing   05-21-2007 at 09:17:37 PM
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I'd better not mention what I did to the polar ice caps.

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dasickninja   05-21-2007 at 09:43:29 PM
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Been using them as ice cubes for your Malibu and Pineapples again?

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WingDing   05-21-2007 at 10:47:32 PM
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Yes. And when it went through my system I used it to create a mass of yellow snow.

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dasickninja   05-22-2007 at 02:53:04 AM
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So that's where Greenland came from...

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 08:39:32 AM
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That might also have been one of WW's gooey green splatterfarts.

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mugz   05-22-2007 at 09:45:23 AM
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That would explain the smell.

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 09:51:16 AM
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And the tapeworm [/TMI]

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mugz   05-22-2007 at 11:26:31 AM
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Oh, that was tapeworm? Damn, and this is after I used some of it as pasta in that competition a while back.

I was wondering why the one judge was a delicate shade of green and stone dead, and the other was mutating...

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 11:47:08 AM
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Are you sure that wasn't my family you were looking at?

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JustPlainJef   05-22-2007 at 01:12:23 PM
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You have relatives???

8O 8O 8O

This is one time where the inlaws might be the better choice...

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 01:31:37 PM
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Of course. I am married to my sister who, technically, is also my first cousin. I am also my own father. It gets confusing.

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_WW_   05-22-2007 at 01:44:19 PM
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Soooo....when you were pregnant you came out as your own bastard?

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 01:45:39 PM
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I did. And I can tell you that giving birth to yourself is no walk in the park.

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_WW_   05-22-2007 at 01:47:15 PM
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Thankfully, no twins!

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WingDing   05-22-2007 at 02:00:24 PM
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...er....em....not quite.... 8O

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JustPlainJef   05-22-2007 at 02:21:57 PM
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"I'm my own best friend" [/Barf, from Spaceballs]

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mugz   05-24-2007 at 12:33:35 PM
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*is somewhere else*

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WingDing   05-24-2007 at 01:33:26 PM
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...*follows, erection throbbing*...

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dasickninja   05-24-2007 at 02:11:12 PM
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I'm surprised it doesn't get confused with the shear numbers of me running around.

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JustPlainJef   05-24-2007 at 02:53:50 PM
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It does. I don't even recognise my own posts...

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dasickninja   05-24-2007 at 03:12:37 PM
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It would be eve more confused in the hardware section. People are replying to me only to be replying to people that look like me.

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Ninjahedge   05-24-2007 at 03:58:35 PM
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Amazing how long it takes for some back-handed pun posts to come to fruition like this!

Just like High Quality Poo, it has finally hardened into something useful! ;)

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mugz   05-24-2007 at 05:44:18 PM
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Y'know, this might be a golden opportunity to dodge the noobs in hardware until they figure out what's going on.

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dasickninja   05-24-2007 at 06:15:35 PM
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Ya think? I'm enjoying the week off.

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