Great Nokia Competition - Prizes are Nokia N95s

Well, I have nothing in my pocket - I'm just happy to see you.

*Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppppp*

somebody disappeared :?

I thought you were in the Army for some reason. But now I know that ur in the Air Force I can make fun. muahahaha!

Bicycle ride for a PT test? Buahahaha.

Do you call your superiors by their first names too? mauahaha

[/secretly jealous]

Do ya'll run now? What's the standard?

You fit into Jef's ass on a regular basis, too, but that doesn't make it right.

Well I'll be damned. He posted earlier that you loved a good snowball. What a fu[b][/b]ckin' liar.

damn.

the national guard (regardless of branch) has a lot of fat fcukers. but they have a lot of bad asses too. buddy of mine is a Special Forces national guard soldier... rare to come by. SF likes to recruit active duty... but every once in a while they open training to NG. even air force. i've seen a few special forces air force guys... threw me for a loop when i saw em, but they exist.

was working a gate one time at ft. lewis (this was in the middle of OEF) and a black tahoe w/ government plates rolls up. they roll the windows down and the first thing i see is this scruffy looking guy with a beard and deep tan lookin' at me. i look inside the tahoe and it's loaded with dirty, nasty bearded white fellows; none wearing uniforms. i'm like WTF... driver hands me all the ID's and smiles. then it dawned on me... 1st Special Forces Group... just flew into McChord AFB from Afghanistan.

total bad asses.

i don't care what the marines say, SEALs got nothing on Special Forces. Only 1 Delta Force exists and it ain't made up of SEALs.

the coolest thing about SF is anyone can apply. SEALs is a political and "good sailor/marine" program. you can't join the marines and go straight into SEALs. With SF, so long as you've got 6 months in (or enlist for 18x), your a E3, and score above a 229 on your PT test (not hard), you can go SF (assuming you complete the initial 30 day course). then it's on to your Q courses (tough too) and BAM... your out killing hadji's.

anyone can be the ultimate soldier if you've got the guts.

I thought about going SF when I was in, but i decided it was too hard core for me. Their training takes about 3-4 years to complete and you're away from family for the majority of it. I saw a lot of people lose their marriages over SF.

It's definitely not a good lifestyle for a family man. Gotta have a really, really good wife.

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SPAMMER!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, that's what he told me... I'm passing on what I hear.

Oh, and I can say for a fact, that he prefers to receive.

Can I use it to stream death metal to my right ear via bluetooth?

To be honest I'm perfectly happy with my 9300.

'Royal' co[b][/b]ck? Since when was it WingKing?

EDITed for fu[b][/b]cking stupid fu[b][/b]cking profanity fu[b][/b]cking filter.

Reign of terror, anyone?

Don't tempt me...

*is glad this isn't on the record*

*approaches lately-unemployed Satan with a contract*

I'm not going to go looking for the thread again, it's buried too deep for me...

Dear Satan

It is with deepest regret that we inform you that we are to terminate your contract. So many definitions of the term 'Sin' have now been put forward that it has now been deemed impossible, and thus we will no longer need your services as custodian of the premises known as 'Hell'. These premises are to be redeveloped into a theme park and will be henceforth known as 'Barneyland'.

Yours sincerely
God
Upper Management