have you ever been...

Yeah, especially the past 5 weekends.

Finally, you started drinking like a man. Congrats.

I've never worried about a breathalyser/sobriety test in my life.

But yeah, I have been drunk enough that I really didn't want to drive for fear of parking the car through a brick wall, or something.

"I wanna be a real boy, Daddy!"

Lush.

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

nearly adverted! heh heheh

yeah i couldnt focus on Cal III at all needless to say.

well, i don't drink, can't drive and have never been drunk so no.

of course if you do feel like that please don't get behind the wheel, even if you weren't drunk don't drive the next morning as the effects can still be present.

if you caused an accident or even someone's death due to your alcholism then i hope someone would take a page from the film fargo and shove you through a woodchipper.

still, at least you actually thought of the consequences. you didn't drive in the end did you?

I enjoy waking up still drunk.... That's when you know you had a good night...

Focking LMAO!

Thank fock you didn't find them.

I have a pet passion for discriminating heavily against drink drivers:-- good mate focked up another's life because of his penchant for boozing and then driving.

The shite's no joke when an innocent person loses their life in the carnage.

But that's another story.

Just stoked that you didn't drive, Cam.

That is untrue, it is a certainty I'd fail a breath test.

Though I can say, with all honesty, I've only ever drink driven once. That was after I'd nearly killed my GF and I in a RTA on our way to Wales. Accident was not my fault and I was sober at the time. Left the car halfway through a dry stone wall, wheels just over the edge of a hundred foot plus drop to a river and a railway line. When dibble turned up I refused to speak to them until after I'd been breath tested. I then told them what had happened and took a bottle of Stella from the boot and started drinking, fcuk knows I needed one. The RAC recovered the car and got us to our destination, a camp site in Wales. I met up with my brother, Gary and their kids(kids well asleep by then), stayed up all night drinking and had an hours kip at about 09:00. I then drove the kids over to the shower facilities on the site. This is in a field with no traffic and I travelled at no more than five miles per hour. I've made some dicky decisions in the past, some I'm far from proud of, but drink driving is not one of them and I hope it never is in the future.[/sincere]

PS
My GF sued me for ta fwe grand for her whiplash injuries, though my insurance paid that. I wound up with a small fracture to C3, which I never knew about until X-rayed a week later. I'm either so stupid or so hard hard that even a broken neck can't stop me.[/jury still out]

AYWF.....

no fcking doubt

ROTFLMFAO Jef!

What "comfort" could be gained from spewing on your own driveway, as opposed to some other poor fock's, is beyond me.

Then again, if you value good relations with your neighbours, etc, then I can see how having a chunder in your own front yard is of more benefit. A booze spew on a neighbor's prized lawn the night before is always a crowd pleaser though. [/tragic]

My worst was a ground crawler, couldn't even walk half the time much less drive anything, never mix wine, tequila, and marijuana, its definitely a dick in the dirt experience!

Early days dumb for sure!

Passed out on the ground, woke up by the morning dew, crawled, staggered back to the base, crossed the gangplank as straight as I could muster, hit the rack and passed out cold, then Reveille! Oh Crap got to work like this!

Then sell buicks!

Yep those were the dumb ole days!

I once drank half a bottle of nearly neat gin, turned blue and was brought straight to hospital. Nearly didn't make it. Learned a lot.

Not any more. Not after that unnatural tryst with Satan, Liza Minelli and the entire cast of CHiPS.

...*BASTAGE*...

I got totally and utterly arseholed one night on vodka, during my uni days. I have vague recollections of events that night, but the culmination, and the most sobering aspect, was spending the night with the local constabulary.

It also didn't help that I had a little bit of weed about my personage. The thought of having to phone my parents and say where I was straightened me out super quick. Next day I got a caution, collected my belongings (minus the weed alas) and staggered into the daylight. I got about a hundred yards from the cop shop and honked my guts up. To this day, I've never touched vodka since.

I don't think he's interested in your prepping for a night of hogging it.

Here! Here!

Although, in truth, you know as well as I do that a bender consists of something like 4 days of all of the above...and then some.

How I'm not dead is beyond me. [/reflective]

Hell yeah! Truth that, Chief!

They'll be growing replacement organs overnight by 2045 -- we're set! All the booze, broads and chilli dogs a man can handle without having a care in the world.

How's Bama looking this upcoming season, mate? As usual, I'll be looking to you and Aub for the good oil on how your teams are going. Made a few bucks -- not much, but a couple of nice little pick-ups nonetheless -- last year courtesy of you blokes pointing me in the right direction.

Even RC's beloved Michigan Wolverines came through on a small wager that I laid out.

Not sure about Jake's Gators though.

I would expect more than 7-4 from Saban. He did really good, elevating MSU to a decent level, and had me VERY nervous for my Hawkeyes in the 2004 Capital One Bowl, while coaching at LSU. He is a capable coach, and much like Kirk Ferentz at the U of Iowa, is a very dangerous coach with even mediocre talent. However, Saban has some good talent at 'Bama, and I would expect a shotgun start, right from the start.

At the very least, this should be an interesting year to watch the SEC...

Yeah, the SEC does pretty good for a SECond-rate, no-name, has-been, wanna-be conference. /cheap shot

I also avoid vodka like the plague since that evening.